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I need to make some fast cash...
... and im sure someone has posted about it before, and I didnt see anything. Does anyone have any smart ideas on how to make some quick money? I'm talkin bout 2 grand in less than a week...
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call your best friend, tell him you need to borrow $2k for just a few hours. go to the casino, go to the roulette tables, put $2k on black. Collect your winnings, go back to your friend and pay back the $2k you borrowed.
If it fails go to next friend and borrow $4k, then another one $8k, repeat. Easy. |
If I had a friend willing to lend me two thousand, I wouldnt have this problem
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maybe you can ask one of your sponsors for an advanced payment? If you send enough sales to them that shouldn't be any problems I guess.
or maybe you have some sites to sell? |
Good idea, but I have no sponsors, or any sites to sell.
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hmmm ok so you're not an adult webmaster?
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Someone has to have some kind of smart idea... there are many ways to do it... not many that I can think of, one of them would be cook up some crystal meth and sell it, but i'm not getting myself into anything that deep... If anyone else has any GOOD ideas, please post... if not, gfy.
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learn how to suck cock and hit the streets
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go man whore your virgin bootie out.. i am sure someone will take you up on it
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Sell a kidney
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It kills me surfers think we make easy ass money. Yanno..we make it the hard way. We work for it. |
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Well, my Louisiana brother...what's up? Is Big Worm coming after you for smoking up all of his shit! You know playing with his money is like playing with his emotions!! http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a4...resBIGWORM.jpg |
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whore yourself to 100 fat chicks for $20 a pop or even 50 at $40.
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and what about finding a regular job ? you have nothing to invest and you want to see results ? how many people invested their money and got nothing of it at the end ? and you want easy $2k ? everybody wants that.
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I have no sites either.
I'm not a surfer either..lol |
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have you thought of prostituting ?
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an "easy" $2k? yeah, the only way that is going to happen without sites, content and the brains to convert traffic in any way - you're gonna have to whore yourself.
we work hard for our money, just some webmasters have done it for so long and so much they make it look good in no time! even then though they still have to keep up with what is new and happening in the field. even the big names have to work at it like a full time job... simply put: it takes time, there IS NO easy way. |
ok so maybe I should start makin a few sites. Does anyone have a newbie walkthrough on it?
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this is the shit that makes gfy worth reading
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He has TWO of them! :1orglaugh |
avciugroar you are a FUCKING IDIOT.......... fucking leave
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...It will cost you money to start a site....do you have any?
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Dude....look no further. You seem genuinely down on your luck and I feel bad for you. I will loan you the 2K as long as you promise to pay it back.... leave your number in this post so we can discuss the details |
instead of poking fun, how bout some fuckin help...I thought this was an information website... I thought forums were for people to gain and share knowledge but I guess not after all the shitty replies ya'll left.
everyone has to start somewhere... to those who made fun of the website thing, yall had no knowledge at one point... that's where I'm at now. fuck yall, thanks for nothin. ... and leave my number in the post? so what, everyone has a more personal source to rag on me? lol. |
holy fuck what a dipshit :1orglaugh
Go to 50 different sperm banks and take the $40 payout. Should be no problem for such an obvious wanker. |
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Just fucking die.
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