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avciugroar 05-09-2007 08:50 AM

I need to make some fast cash...
 
... and im sure someone has posted about it before, and I didnt see anything. Does anyone have any smart ideas on how to make some quick money? I'm talkin bout 2 grand in less than a week...

mn 05-09-2007 09:00 AM

call your best friend, tell him you need to borrow $2k for just a few hours. go to the casino, go to the roulette tables, put $2k on black. Collect your winnings, go back to your friend and pay back the $2k you borrowed.

If it fails go to next friend and borrow $4k, then another one $8k, repeat.

Easy.

avciugroar 05-09-2007 09:02 AM

If I had a friend willing to lend me two thousand, I wouldnt have this problem

mn 05-09-2007 09:04 AM

maybe you can ask one of your sponsors for an advanced payment? If you send enough sales to them that shouldn't be any problems I guess.

or maybe you have some sites to sell?

avciugroar 05-09-2007 09:09 AM

Good idea, but I have no sponsors, or any sites to sell.

mn 05-09-2007 09:10 AM

hmmm ok so you're not an adult webmaster?

WarChild 05-09-2007 09:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by avciugroar (Post 12397762)
Good idea, but I have no sponsors, or any sites to sell.

So without any sites or traffic you want to magically make $2000 in a week? Start searching around the base of rainbows for the pot of gold I guess.

avciugroar 05-09-2007 09:18 AM

Someone has to have some kind of smart idea... there are many ways to do it... not many that I can think of, one of them would be cook up some crystal meth and sell it, but i'm not getting myself into anything that deep... If anyone else has any GOOD ideas, please post... if not, gfy.

luv$ 05-09-2007 09:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mn (Post 12397764)
hmmm ok so you're not an adult webmaster?

:( :disgust

crockett 05-09-2007 09:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by avciugroar (Post 12397762)
Good idea, but I have no sponsors, or any sites to sell.

So in other words you are a surfer trying to beg for money.

crockett 05-09-2007 09:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by avciugroar (Post 12397800)
Someone has to have some kind of smart idea... there are many ways to do it... not many that I can think of, one of them would be cook up some crystal meth and sell it, but i'm not getting myself into anything that deep... If anyone else has any GOOD ideas, please post... if not, gfy.

Yea you could always go work the corner. $50 bucks a Bj and you only have to suck 40 cocks in two days. Get to work time is a wasting.

Evil1 05-09-2007 09:27 AM

learn how to suck cock and hit the streets

cranki 05-09-2007 09:27 AM

http://www.9and10news.com/images/mis...0it%20logo.jpg

GooSearch 05-09-2007 09:29 AM

go man whore your virgin bootie out.. i am sure someone will take you up on it

Aquarius 05-09-2007 09:31 AM

Sell a kidney

Ragging Rhino 05-09-2007 10:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by crockett (Post 12397838)
Yea you could always go work the corner. $50 bucks a Bj and you only have to suck 40 cocks in two days. Get to work time is a wasting.

Or he could do $5 a bj and that will make it 400 to blow..lol
It kills me surfers think we make easy ass money.
Yanno..we make it the hard way.
We work for it.

bobby666 05-09-2007 10:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by avciugroar (Post 12397656)
... and im sure someone has posted about it before, and I didnt see anything. Does anyone have any smart ideas on how to make some quick money? I'm talkin bout 2 grand in less than a week...

i would try the webcamsponsor in my sig

dougeetx 05-09-2007 10:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by avciugroar (Post 12397656)
... and im sure someone has posted about it before, and I didnt see anything. Does anyone have any smart ideas on how to make some quick money? I'm talkin bout 2 grand in less than a week...


Well, my Louisiana brother...what's up? Is Big Worm coming after you for smoking up all of his shit! You know playing with his money is like playing with his emotions!!

http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a4...resBIGWORM.jpg

polish_aristocrat 05-09-2007 10:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bobby666 (Post 12398203)
i would try the webcamsponsor in my sig

he has no sites....

Brad 05-09-2007 10:49 AM

whore yourself to 100 fat chicks for $20 a pop or even 50 at $40.

salesman 05-09-2007 10:49 AM

and what about finding a regular job ? you have nothing to invest and you want to see results ? how many people invested their money and got nothing of it at the end ? and you want easy $2k ? everybody wants that.

Ragging Rhino 05-09-2007 10:51 AM

I have no sites either.
I'm not a surfer either..lol

AaronM 05-09-2007 10:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by avciugroar (Post 12397762)
Good idea, but I have no sponsors, or any sites to sell.

Perhaps you should get a job.

http://www.dennisflood.com/photos/ga...silhouette.jpg

g$$$ 05-09-2007 11:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by crockett (Post 12397838)
Yea you could always go work the corner. $50 bucks a Bj and you only have to suck 40 cocks in two days. Get to work time is a wasting.

Hahah... :thumbsup

Azoy? 05-09-2007 11:10 AM

have you thought of prostituting ?

underadivided 05-09-2007 11:12 AM

an "easy" $2k? yeah, the only way that is going to happen without sites, content and the brains to convert traffic in any way - you're gonna have to whore yourself.
we work hard for our money, just some webmasters have done it for so long and so much they make it look good in no time! even then though they still have to keep up with what is new and happening in the field.
even the big names have to work at it like a full time job...
simply put: it takes time, there IS NO easy way.

avciugroar 05-09-2007 02:30 PM

ok so maybe I should start makin a few sites. Does anyone have a newbie walkthrough on it?

dissipate 05-09-2007 02:33 PM

this is the shit that makes gfy worth reading

nikki99 05-09-2007 03:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WarChild (Post 12397767)
Start searching around the base of rainbows for the pot of gold I guess.

I already this did with no luck :Oh crap

DamageX 05-09-2007 03:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Aquarius (Post 12397867)
Sell a kidney

WTF?!?!



















































He has TWO of them! :1orglaugh

Randyyy 05-09-2007 05:42 PM

avciugroar you are a FUCKING IDIOT.......... fucking leave

ayne468 05-09-2007 05:49 PM

...It will cost you money to start a site....do you have any?

CE_Rashaan 05-09-2007 05:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by avciugroar (Post 12397656)
... and im sure someone has posted about it before, and I didnt see anything. Does anyone have any smart ideas on how to make some quick money? I'm talkin bout 2 grand in less than a week...



Dude....look no further. You seem genuinely down on your luck and I feel bad for you. I will loan you the 2K as long as you promise to pay it back....

leave your number in this post so we can discuss the details

avciugroar 05-09-2007 06:17 PM

instead of poking fun, how bout some fuckin help...I thought this was an information website... I thought forums were for people to gain and share knowledge but I guess not after all the shitty replies ya'll left.

everyone has to start somewhere... to those who made fun of the website thing, yall had no knowledge at one point... that's where I'm at now.

fuck yall, thanks for nothin.


... and leave my number in the post? so what, everyone has a more personal source to rag on me? lol.

CunningStunt 05-09-2007 07:00 PM

holy fuck what a dipshit :1orglaugh

Go to 50 different sperm banks and take the $40 payout. Should be no problem for such an obvious wanker.

Jman 05-09-2007 07:02 PM

Have you ever tried...


http://www.planet.nl/upload/1559606_...30036-spam.jpg

CE_Rashaan 05-10-2007 12:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MatrixRashaan (Post 12400803)
Dude....look no further. You seem genuinely down on your luck and I feel bad for you. I will loan you the 2K as long as you promise to pay it back....

leave your number in this post so we can discuss the details

Yo what happened...I thought you needed the 2K

jimthefiend 05-10-2007 12:14 PM

Just fucking die.

Wizzo 05-10-2007 12:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by crockett (Post 12397838)
Yea you could always go work the corner. $50 bucks a Bj and you only have to suck 40 cocks in two days. Get to work time is a wasting.

I bet after the 1st 20 or so, might be good enough to get some tips... So maybe it would only take 30-35...:upsidedow

Wizzo 05-10-2007 12:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by crockett (Post 12397838)
Yea you could always go work the corner. $50 bucks a Bj and you only have to suck 40 cocks in two days. Get to work time is a wasting.

I bet after the 1st 20 or so, might be good enough to get some tips... So maybe it would only take 30-35...:upsidedow


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