Dating a stripper is tough.

**tASSy** · 03-01-2007, 10:18 AM

i do not subscribe to this rule.

**NinjaSteve** · 03-01-2007, 10:19 AM

Strippers are crazy. However going to the club she works at is crazy on your part.

**CrystaliZed** · 03-01-2007, 10:20 AM

haha!!! my boyfriend used to work at a stripclub as a bouncer... and dated a couple dancers there. He said it was quite... "interesting"... to keep things general. Needless to say, he doesn't do that anymore. HAHA!

**Wizzo** · 03-01-2007, 10:26 AM

If your paying for dances, your a customer not a boyfriend...

**uno** · 03-01-2007, 10:26 AM

I never had to get dances from the ones i went out with or tip them on stage. I would usually just hang out with the djs and help pick music.

**shoeaholicanon** · 03-01-2007, 10:27 AM

LOL i concur - you're a customer LOL

**uno** · 03-01-2007, 10:27 AM

Originally posted by Wizzo

If your paying for dances, your a customer not a boyfriend...

I Think That Stripper Really Liked Me

**sweetcuties** · 03-01-2007, 10:29 AM

haha, I don't even shoot strippers let alone date

**Profits of Doom** · 03-01-2007, 10:32 AM

Try living with one for 5 years and having a kid with her. It's the gift that keeps on taking...

**justinsain** · 03-01-2007, 10:32 AM

Sounds more like you're a regular customer with benefits.

**ElvisManson** · 03-01-2007, 10:33 AM

Originally posted by Wizzo

If your paying for dances, your a customer not a boyfriend...

so true.

is that the voice of experience talking?

**Nismo** · 03-01-2007, 10:33 AM

Originally posted by Wizzo

If your paying for dances, your a customer not a boyfriend...

Hahaha.

**Nismo** · 03-01-2007, 10:34 AM

Originally posted by Profits of Doom

Try living with one for 5 years and having a kid with her. It's the gift that keeps on taking...

Every stripper I know personally has a kid. It's like a prerequesite.

**beemk** · 03-01-2007, 10:35 AM

Originally posted by Nismo

Aparently every time you go to the club she works in, you HAVE to get atleast 1 lapdance from her - and it has to be whenever she wants to give you one. You also have to tip her every time she gets on stage.

Strippers are crazy.

uhh, dude thats not dating.

**beemk** · 03-01-2007, 10:37 AM

Originally posted by uno

I Think That Stripper Really Liked Me

**escorpio** · 03-01-2007, 10:40 AM

Originally posted by Profits of Doom

Try living with one for 5 years and having a kid with her. It's the gift that keeps on taking...

I couldn't decide between

and

**Kevsh** · 03-01-2007, 10:44 AM

Hi, I start a thread to tell the world I'm dating a stripper - in the faint hopes people will think "wow, he's cool, he's get laid by a peeler!" ... and hey, I will make it sound like it's tough with some thinly-veiled sob story about how rough I have it .. that'll make everyone think I'm even cooler!

Sound about right?
;)

**Nismo** · 03-01-2007, 10:46 AM

This thread is funny on so many levels.

**Profits of Doom** · 03-01-2007, 10:47 AM

Originally posted by escorpio

I couldn't decide between

and

I'd go with

**Barefootsies** · 03-01-2007, 10:51 AM

Originally posted by Wizzo

If your paying for dances, your a customer not a boyfriend...

TRUE DAT

**Barefootsies** · 03-01-2007, 10:52 AM

Originally posted by justinsain

Sounds more like you're a regular customer with benefits.

**s9ann0** · 03-01-2007, 10:57 AM

whats that song by that wanker whylcliff?

http://www.thelyricarchive.com/lyric...entleman.shtml

>>Just cause she dance go-go
>>It don't make her a hoe, no

yea rite

BT · 03-01-2007, 11:01 AM

fuck her I did

**germ** · 03-01-2007, 12:27 PM

boyfriends dont pay for it.

**BlackCrayon** · 03-01-2007, 12:31 PM

my friend worked as a bouncer at the local strip club for years. he said it was so easy get them to put out, never spent a dime on them. though eventually he knocked one up and married her. after spending some time with him around those girls i came to the conclusion that i wouldn't want to fuck any of them as they come with more baggage than LAX. of course im sure there are exceptions to the rule, and this was far from a 'classy' joint.

**Doctor Dre** · 03-01-2007, 12:34 PM

You're NOT dating her then. She's taking advantage of you.

**Fap** · 03-01-2007, 12:36 PM

I would never date a stripper.. i mean yeah they are hot but i mean so many guys looking and touching all day i might have to knock a brotha out

**Waveu6410** · 03-01-2007, 12:38 PM

Originally posted by Doctor Dre

You're NOT dating her then. She's taking advantage of you.

Exactly

**xNetworx** · 03-01-2007, 12:40 PM

You don't "date" strippers. You have sex with them.

**ztik** · 03-01-2007, 12:41 PM

Originally posted by beemk

uhh, dude thats not dating.

Yeah, sounds like a con to get someone to buy lapdances lol

**billywatson** · 03-01-2007, 12:42 PM

Try dating a porn whore.

UGH.

**Doctor Dre** · 03-01-2007, 12:42 PM

Originally posted by pimpporn

You don't "date" strippers. You have sex with them.

95 % of them are fucked up. 5 % are smart girls taking advantage of the system.

Actually make that 99.5 and 0.5%

**PHP-CODER-FOR-HIRE** · 03-01-2007, 12:43 PM

Originally posted by Profits of Doom

Try living with one for 5 years and having a kid with her. It's the gift that keeps on taking...

LOL AWESOME.

**chaze** · 03-01-2007, 12:46 PM

Originally posted by Nismo

Aparently every time you go to the club she works in, you HAVE to get atleast 1 lapdance from her - and it has to be whenever she wants to give you one. You also have to tip her every time she gets on stage.

Strippers are crazy.

I thought the game was the most hot chics without spending money on them. Lycus 101

**JC-OCCash** · 03-01-2007, 10:50 PM

Originally posted by tASSy

i do not subscribe to this rule.

Agreed.....

**dissipate** · 03-01-2007, 10:55 PM

I learned my lesson after a 3 year relationship. A hoe is a hoe is a hoe.

**SleazyDream** · 03-01-2007, 10:59 PM

i dated a couple of them - one for 6 months plus.

i don't like saying they are all nuts but my experiences are - well.......

**Jace** · 03-01-2007, 11:04 PM

I have dated a few strippers and never had to abide by this rule

sounds like she is "dating" you to get a steady customer

**ungratefulninja** · 03-01-2007, 11:14 PM

I lived with a stripper for about 6 months when I was 19. They are ALL fucked up in the head. They're absolutely right.. you have sex with them, you shouldn't date them.

**WiredGuy** · 03-01-2007, 11:30 PM

She's got you on the long-term lapdance package, you're a long term income stream to her, not a boyfriend.
WG

**smoke** · 03-01-2007, 11:45 PM

You are a sugar daddy not her boyfriend. My exgirlfriend danced, we lived together for 7 years and I cant even begin to tell you how emotionaly screwed up she was and became the longer she danced. My advice to you is dont get involved with the intention of having her as your girlfriend. If you do you're in for a world of pain.

Personally I never went into the club, in the 8 years we were together I entered that place only a handfull of times and it was always durring changover when the club was empty. I took her to work and picked her up everyday, that was about the extent of my visits to the club. I found it easier to deal with for me and her this way.

Everytime we discussed her job she would go on and on about the stupidity of the guys that would come in. Older guys with money to spend and younger guys that think they'er pimp enough to land a stripper. She had a second cell that she used to give out her number to customers. She'd string her regulars along for as long as possible and when she felt them giving up she'd give out her number. These idiots would leave messages all day long about their feelings for her, lets go out, I want to take care of you etc.. And then she'd call them back durring her shift to get them into the club.

I can go on and on about the tactics they use to milk customers but I dont have the time. Hopefully you are joking, if not give yourself a reality check.

**XPays** · 03-01-2007, 11:53 PM

you should talk to kb

**Pink-AE** · 03-02-2007, 12:05 AM

Strippers are just whores who dont put out..

which makes them useless

**Doctor Dre** · 03-02-2007, 12:08 AM

Originally posted by Pink-AE

Strippers are just whores who dont put out..

which makes them useless

Nah they aren't useless... good eye candy.

I like going to strip clubs for a beer with friends when the night clubbing didn't go that great

Last time I've paid for a dance was prolly 1999 thought.

**C_U_Next_Tuesday** · 03-02-2007, 12:51 AM

All you uppity pornographers.. always thinking you are better than the strippers and hoes

I could go on and on about the tactics you use to milk customers..but we know that pornographers are all standup folks

**cosis** · 03-04-2007, 07:52 PM

never ever date a stripper

**_Rush_** · 03-04-2007, 08:15 PM

I dated one for a while when I was 19-20. Never bought her anything. In fact, she gave me gifts every once in a while :P

**Mr Pheer** · 03-04-2007, 08:20 PM

just think of yourself as a recurring signup

**webmasterchecks** · 03-04-2007, 08:20 PM

Originally posted by C_U_Next_Tuesday

All you uppity pornographers.. always thinking you are better than the strippers and hoes

I could go on and on about the tactics you use to milk customers..but we know that pornographers are all standup folks

lol

i saw the parallels there as well with webchat sites and personals sites as what most consider normal business practices

Dating a stripper is tough.

Dating a stripper is tough.

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