Dating a stripper is tough.
 

Aparently every time you go to the club she works in, you HAVE to get atleast 1 lapdance from her - and it has to be whenever she wants to give you one. You also have to tip her every time she gets on stage.

Strippers are crazy. :helpme

Strippers are crazy. However going to the club she works at is crazy on your part.

haha!!! my boyfriend used to work at a stripclub as a bouncer... and dated a couple dancers there. He said it was quite... "interesting"... to keep things general. Needless to say, he doesn't do that anymore. HAHA!

If your paying for dances, your a customer not a boyfriend...:pimp

I never had to get dances from the ones i went out with or tip them on stage. I would usually just hang out with the djs and help pick music.

LOL i concur - you're a customer LOL

:2 cents:

I Think That Stripper Really Liked Me

haha, I don't even shoot strippers let alone date

Try living with one for 5 years and having a kid with her. It's the gift that keeps on taking...

Sounds more like you're a regular customer with benefits.

so true.

is that the voice of experience talking?

:winkwink:

Hahaha. :winkwink:

Every stripper I know personally has a kid. It's like a prerequesite.

uhh, dude thats not dating.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

I couldn't decide between :1orglaugh and :sadcrying

Hi, I start a thread to tell the world I'm dating a stripper - in the faint hopes people will think "wow, he's cool, he's get laid by a peeler!" ... and hey, I will make it sound like it's tough with some thinly-veiled sob story about how rough I have it .. that'll make everyone think I'm even cooler!

Sound about right?
;)

This thread is funny on so many levels.

I'd go with :waaaaahh

whats that song by that wanker whylcliff?

http://www.thelyricarchive.com/lyric...entleman.shtml

>>Just cause she dance go-go
>>It don't make her a hoe, no


yea rite

fuck her I did

boyfriends dont pay for it.

my friend worked as a bouncer at the local strip club for years. he said it was so easy get them to put out, never spent a dime on them. though eventually he knocked one up and married her. after spending some time with him around those girls i came to the conclusion that i wouldn't want to fuck any of them as they come with more baggage than LAX. of course im sure there are exceptions to the rule, and this was far from a 'classy' joint.

You're NOT dating her then. She's taking advantage of you.

I would never date a stripper.. i mean yeah they are hot but i mean so many guys looking and touching all day i might have to knock a brotha out

Exactly :1orglaugh

You don't "date" strippers. You have sex with them.

Yeah, sounds like a con to get someone to buy lapdances lol

Try dating a porn whore.

UGH.

95 % of them are fucked up. 5 % are smart girls taking advantage of the system.

Actually make that 99.5 and 0.5%

LOL AWESOME.

I thought the game was the most hot chics without spending money on them. Lycus 101 :2 cents:

Agreed.....:winkwink:

I learned my lesson after a 3 year relationship. A hoe is a hoe is a hoe.

i dated a couple of them - one for 6 months plus.

i don't like saying they are all nuts but my experiences are - well.......

I have dated a few strippers and never had to abide by this rule

sounds like she is "dating" you to get a steady customer

I lived with a stripper for about 6 months when I was 19. They are ALL fucked up in the head. They're absolutely right.. you have sex with them, you shouldn't date them.