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Silly Guy 01-25-2007 02:57 PM

Getting revenge on my "girlfriend" ...any suggestions?
 
I'm a nice guy, no doubting that...

But once you've been betrayed by your girl things look a bit different.

Any suggestions on how to get even with her?

I know GFY is always very creative:1orglaugh

_Richard_ 01-25-2007 02:58 PM

a life sounds like

R

nosey 01-25-2007 02:59 PM

Price check on Vagiclean, aisle five. I repeat: price check on Vagiclean, aisle five. That's Vagiclean. We've got a customer down here with a full-on fallopian fungus. She's baking a loaf of bread and I think it's sourdough.

wdsguy 01-25-2007 02:59 PM

what did she do?

Brad 01-25-2007 03:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nosey (Post 11790613)
Price check on Vagiclean, aisle five. I repeat: price check on Vagiclean, aisle five. That's Vagiclean. We've got a customer down here with a full-on fallopian fungus. She's baking a loaf of bread and I think it's sourdough.

lol...good refrence. i think it's vagisil though, but I could be wrong

gimo33 01-25-2007 03:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wdsguy (Post 11790615)
what did she do?

same question....

L-Pink 01-25-2007 03:03 PM

Move on .........

Brad 01-25-2007 03:06 PM

I wouldn't do this personaly...but, i heard a guy on the radio the other day say that he posted pics and vids of his ex naked on a personal website and then emailed her friends and family the url saying "you have to check out thes funny vids" You'll burn all ties to her that way though so there'll be no chance of banging her in the future, but you'll be sure to get the last laugh this way

Noe 01-25-2007 03:11 PM

Success is the best revenge, my friend. Try focusing on positive things for yourself, instead of negative things for her.

Silly Guy 01-25-2007 03:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wdsguy (Post 11790615)
what did she do?

She basically went off to blow other trumpets...

I must admit i was rather caught up in my work , but hey i was paying for a large part of her upkeep...

i thought we had a trusting relationship, but i was wong:(

ready lube 01-25-2007 03:14 PM

Get a better looking GF :) That's the best revenge ever, trust me!

Nubiles 01-25-2007 03:14 PM

Dont waste time getting revenge, it would be like getting pissed every time you get a spam email. People are only as faithful as their options and girls have way more options than guys generally. Look for a girl who has no options or better yet find a girl who has extremely high morals.

Silly Guy 01-25-2007 03:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Adult Lounge - Brad (Post 11790656)
I wouldn't do this personaly...but, i heard a guy on the radio the other day say that he posted pics and vids of his ex naked on a personal website and then emailed her friends and family the url saying "you have to check out thes funny vids" You'll burn all ties to her that way though so there'll be no chance of banging her in the future, but you'll be sure to get the last laugh this way


i like the idea, but i'm not that type of guy

plus

i still do get on rather well with her family:kisskiss

SxDx 01-25-2007 03:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Drunkspringbreakgirls (Post 11790699)
Dont waste time getting revenge, it would be like getting pissed every time you get a spam email. People are only as faithful as their options and girls have way more options than guys generally. Look for a girl who has no options or better yet find a girl who has extremely high morals.

i think he's saying to try and find a fat and/or ugly chick :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Silly Guy 01-25-2007 03:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Noe (Post 11790685)
Success is the best revenge, my friend. Try focusing on positive things for yourself, instead of negative things for her.


oh i'm doing that, believe me...I just feel a little stupid as i seemed so blind to the matter

DaddyHalbucks 01-25-2007 03:21 PM

Get with her sister or her best friend.

4Man 01-25-2007 03:23 PM

Fuck her for the last time...

Silly Guy 01-25-2007 03:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ready lube (Post 11790698)
Get a better looking GF :) That's the best revenge ever, trust me!


that could just be a little too hard for me

spunky99 01-25-2007 08:58 PM

fuck her one last time.. and then leave sum change on the bedside table for her (make sure she knows u left her sumthin for her)

Spunky 01-25-2007 09:00 PM

Go fuck her Dad

Steve Awesome 01-25-2007 09:02 PM

I also agree on the fuck her for the last time suggestion. Grudge fucking only comes along once in a blue moon.

camuseeme 01-25-2007 09:03 PM

Ignore the fuck out of her. They hate that.

12clicks 01-25-2007 09:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Silly Guy (Post 11790600)
I'm a nice guy, no doubting that...

But once you've been betrayed by your girl things look a bit different.

Any suggestions on how to get even with her?

I know GFY is always very creative:1orglaugh



hmmmm, grow up, that will fix her.

Kard63 01-25-2007 09:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Silly Guy (Post 11790600)
I'm a nice guy, no doubting that...

But once you've been betrayed by your girl things look a bit different.

Any suggestions on how to get even with her?

I know GFY is always very creative:1orglaugh

I'm scummy. Tell me something bad about her to motivate me and I'm sure I can come up with something rotten.

aico 01-25-2007 09:21 PM

The worst possible thing you could do to her, is not care. Do let her affect you, just blow her off, ignore her for the rest of her life, and act like it was not a big deal.

It will make her fucking insane. Trust me.

comeplay 01-25-2007 09:28 PM

start a forum and post her full name and build keywords for her name and post her nudes in the same thread so if anyone googles her name they find her nudes #1

reynold 01-25-2007 09:49 PM

Don't make her a part of your life anymore.

Kimo 01-25-2007 09:52 PM

just ignore her

DBS.US 01-25-2007 10:01 PM

I would have to say, this always works the best.
Quote:

Originally Posted by aico (Post 11792719)
The worst possible thing you could do to her, is not care. Do let her affect you, just blow her off, ignore her for the rest of her life, and act like it was not a big deal.

It will make her fucking insane. Trust me.

:thumbsup

EroticistFilms 01-25-2007 10:03 PM

Superglue the cable box to the Fox News channel.

madawgz 01-25-2007 10:05 PM

try to ignore her...;)

GAMEFINEST 01-25-2007 10:12 PM

ez.........

Zoose 01-25-2007 10:13 PM

I feel fucking evil for even posting this but I've been in the same situation and if I had the balls.. this is what I would have done... Basically, send her a little 'care package' that preys on every insecurity you know of. Could she lose a little weight? Send her a bottle of weight loss pills. She have a chick-stache? Hairy pussy? Hairy ass? Send her a do it yourself wax kit. Send her douche whether she needed it or not. You get the point. It's a lot easier to come up with stuff when you know the chick. It'll be offensive as hell when she first receives it and it'll eat at her for some time to come, just like the heart ache she's putting you through. :2cents:

The Sultan Of Smut 01-25-2007 10:15 PM

Completely ignore her when you happen to run into each other chicks hate that. What works even a bit better is have a hotter chick on your arm and give her a smirk.

Edit: I just noticed what madawgz said, sorry for the regurgitation.

jryan89 01-25-2007 10:20 PM

get her really drunk...fuck her and then leave!

starpimps 01-25-2007 11:06 PM

register www.HerFullNameGoesHere.com and fwd domain to www.meatspin.com ....then SEO the shit out of that badboy ...

Shakula 01-25-2007 11:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Silly Guy (Post 11790686)
She basically went off to blow other trumpets...

I must admit i was rather caught up in my work , but hey i was paying for a large part of her upkeep...

i thought we had a trusting relationship, but i was wong:(

Sorry to hear that.
If you stay in this relationship, this will happend again and again.
Even if she says she wont. Once a cheater, always a cheater.
People dont change, they are who they are.

Just remember, women are weak. Very weak. This is why women never will dominate the world and never have done it.

MetaMan 01-25-2007 11:21 PM

You dont need to do anything, move on, i am telling you the best revenge is totally forgetting about them, trust me it will make them go bezerk trying to figure out why you just dont care, and you shouldnt in the first place.

just be glad you found out now, imagine going on another like 5 years then this happening. move on there is plenty of fish in the sea dont waste your time with the ones that arent worth bringing home, toss em back in the river ;)

Nicolette 01-25-2007 11:21 PM

focus on yourself for a while....move on.....

HomeFry 01-25-2007 11:25 PM

Revenge begets revenge.


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