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Getting revenge on my "girlfriend" ...any suggestions?
I'm a nice guy, no doubting that...
But once you've been betrayed by your girl things look a bit different. Any suggestions on how to get even with her? I know GFY is always very creative:1orglaugh |
a life sounds like
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Price check on Vagiclean, aisle five. I repeat: price check on Vagiclean, aisle five. That's Vagiclean. We've got a customer down here with a full-on fallopian fungus. She's baking a loaf of bread and I think it's sourdough.
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what did she do?
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Move on .........
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I wouldn't do this personaly...but, i heard a guy on the radio the other day say that he posted pics and vids of his ex naked on a personal website and then emailed her friends and family the url saying "you have to check out thes funny vids" You'll burn all ties to her that way though so there'll be no chance of banging her in the future, but you'll be sure to get the last laugh this way
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Success is the best revenge, my friend. Try focusing on positive things for yourself, instead of negative things for her.
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I must admit i was rather caught up in my work , but hey i was paying for a large part of her upkeep... i thought we had a trusting relationship, but i was wong:( |
Get a better looking GF :) That's the best revenge ever, trust me!
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Dont waste time getting revenge, it would be like getting pissed every time you get a spam email. People are only as faithful as their options and girls have way more options than guys generally. Look for a girl who has no options or better yet find a girl who has extremely high morals.
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i like the idea, but i'm not that type of guy plus i still do get on rather well with her family:kisskiss |
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oh i'm doing that, believe me...I just feel a little stupid as i seemed so blind to the matter |
Get with her sister or her best friend.
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Fuck her for the last time...
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that could just be a little too hard for me |
fuck her one last time.. and then leave sum change on the bedside table for her (make sure she knows u left her sumthin for her)
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Go fuck her Dad
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I also agree on the fuck her for the last time suggestion. Grudge fucking only comes along once in a blue moon.
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Ignore the fuck out of her. They hate that.
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hmmmm, grow up, that will fix her. |
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The worst possible thing you could do to her, is not care. Do let her affect you, just blow her off, ignore her for the rest of her life, and act like it was not a big deal.
It will make her fucking insane. Trust me. |
start a forum and post her full name and build keywords for her name and post her nudes in the same thread so if anyone googles her name they find her nudes #1
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Don't make her a part of your life anymore.
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just ignore her
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I would have to say, this always works the best.
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Superglue the cable box to the Fox News channel.
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try to ignore her...;)
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ez.........
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I feel fucking evil for even posting this but I've been in the same situation and if I had the balls.. this is what I would have done... Basically, send her a little 'care package' that preys on every insecurity you know of. Could she lose a little weight? Send her a bottle of weight loss pills. She have a chick-stache? Hairy pussy? Hairy ass? Send her a do it yourself wax kit. Send her douche whether she needed it or not. You get the point. It's a lot easier to come up with stuff when you know the chick. It'll be offensive as hell when she first receives it and it'll eat at her for some time to come, just like the heart ache she's putting you through. :2cents:
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Completely ignore her when you happen to run into each other chicks hate that. What works even a bit better is have a hotter chick on your arm and give her a smirk.
Edit: I just noticed what madawgz said, sorry for the regurgitation. |
get her really drunk...fuck her and then leave!
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register www.HerFullNameGoesHere.com and fwd domain to www.meatspin.com ....then SEO the shit out of that badboy ...
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If you stay in this relationship, this will happend again and again. Even if she says she wont. Once a cheater, always a cheater. People dont change, they are who they are. Just remember, women are weak. Very weak. This is why women never will dominate the world and never have done it. |
You dont need to do anything, move on, i am telling you the best revenge is totally forgetting about them, trust me it will make them go bezerk trying to figure out why you just dont care, and you shouldnt in the first place.
just be glad you found out now, imagine going on another like 5 years then this happening. move on there is plenty of fish in the sea dont waste your time with the ones that arent worth bringing home, toss em back in the river ;) |
focus on yourself for a while....move on.....
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Revenge begets revenge.
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