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RRRED 12-01-2006 08:45 AM

Snippy snip time!!! Woohoo!
 
Well I'm leaving now to take my boyfriend, Doug, to get his... well.. you figure it out. I'll be out a good part of today :)

http://www.rrredthumbs.com/junk/scissors.jpg

PornExcellenceAlison 12-01-2006 09:59 AM

To get his... hair cut with craft shears? That does sound fun!

:1orglaugh

lazycash 12-01-2006 10:05 AM

No kids for you Rrred?

WiredGuy 12-01-2006 10:18 AM

Hmmmmm, dating you has its consequences it seems!!
WG

Psycho_x 12-01-2006 10:20 AM

OUCH,I can see where dating you can be painfull.

xclusive 12-01-2006 10:21 AM

well if the doctor is going to use those, I think you might want to go to another doctor:)

Wiggles 12-01-2006 10:56 AM

i squirmed in my chair reading this.

Zebra 12-01-2006 11:13 AM

Damn, if that was a prerequisite to having sex, I would still be a virgin!

Karupted Charles 12-01-2006 11:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WiredGuy (Post 11429351)
Hmmmmm, dating you has its consequences it seems!!
WG

The dating isn't what has the consequences:spawn

JD 12-01-2006 11:47 AM

note to self: Don't date RRRED

4Man 12-01-2006 11:48 AM

WTF is that?

SmokeyTheBear 12-01-2006 12:03 PM

jusy curious , was it a mutual agrrement , a prerequisite to sex or a "he got sick of you nagging " thing :winkwink:

Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE 12-01-2006 12:08 PM

worst. picture. ever.

evilangelalex 12-01-2006 12:17 PM

I wonder if you can sign up to be a foreskin donor?

Kimo 12-01-2006 12:26 PM

dude as soon as i read the title i knew this would be bad :(

Vegas Ken 12-01-2006 01:11 PM

Holy Smoke!
What kind of twisted Urologist are you taking him too?

SxDx 12-01-2006 01:22 PM

:throwup :throwup :throwup

RRRED 12-01-2006 08:55 PM

Omg so I'm being all funny this morning about the whole thing before we leave... I'm kinda dreading it in a way cuz I have witnesses him with a head cold once and he was like a different person. Not very nice and just wayyyyyy too whiny so I assume the next few days will be hell.

From the hour drive to get there and then the 45 min we were early, my dizzyness and queaziness was getting worse and worse to the point where I had serious doubts that I would actually be able to sit there and hold his hand.

He was as brave as could be. He was a bit scared for sure but being such a trooper about it. I felt fucking horrible cuz one nurse kept looking at me at times real close and even asked him who his driver was gonna be.. lol... the other nurse straight up asked me if I was ok... My face mustve been some shade of gray or something.

Thank god last minute I pulled it together enough and I didn't pass out or vomit. Although when the torch came out and I smelled burning sperm tubes, my equalibrium definitely took a few spins.

He was so brave and he's so wonderful and I'm so proud. It all went well and it was a very easy procedure all in all. He's downtown at a web design meeting right now and I wish he'd lay down. I'd hate to see him swell up like a couple grapefruits and be in any pain. And I really hope he keeps his trap shut at the meeting cuz the vicodin had him making no sense whatsoever.. lol

I'm so very proud of him and I'm going to spoil him rotten all weekend long.

Anyway thought I'd share for those of you thinking of getting it done. All juice no seeds. Woot!

Spunky 12-01-2006 08:58 PM

Damn..you have him whipped pretty good :)

Mr Pheer 12-01-2006 10:04 PM

It aint so bad, I got mine done about 6 months ago. I did have a little swelling for a couple of weeks though but it went away and now its like nothing ever happened.

SteveLightspeed 12-01-2006 10:06 PM

Holy shit, does HE know about this thread Rrred?

CyberHustler 12-01-2006 10:07 PM

scary shit

RRRED 12-01-2006 10:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SteveLightspeed (Post 11434067)
Holy shit, does HE know about this thread Rrred?

Hehe yeah he was sitting here when I wrote it. He's not ashamed or embarassed and he actually got a big kick out of the responses when we got back.

He's 37 and has a sweet little 7 yr old boy and he's definitely happy with the decision to go through with it.

I asked him yesterday what he would do if I begged at the last minute for him not to do it etc etc.. and he said "Uh, change my number?" hahaha

I can't wait for the sex now knowing there will never be that big worry. We are both D-U-N DONE.

EdgeXXX 12-01-2006 10:14 PM

I don't know which is worse... the actual events in this thread or the fact that when I first read the thread title and saw RRRED's name, the first thing I thought of was castration... :1orglaugh :Oh crap

SteveLightspeed 12-01-2006 11:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RRRED (Post 11434115)
Hehe yeah he was sitting here when I wrote it. He's not ashamed or embarassed and he actually got a big kick out of the responses when we got back.

He's 37 and has a sweet little 7 yr old boy and he's definitely happy with the decision to go through with it.

I asked him yesterday what he would do if I begged at the last minute for him not to do it etc etc.. and he said "Uh, change my number?" hahaha

I can't wait for the sex now knowing there will never be that big worry. We are both D-U-N DONE.


Well, as soon as he is over the AGONIZING PAIN, you can play the "let TRY to get pregnant" game. Its fun when you know you can't! Let the good times roll!

LS

BusterBunny 12-01-2006 11:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PornExcellenceAlison (Post 11429180)
To get his... hair cut with craft shears? That does sound fun!

:1orglaugh

i lol'd :thumbsup

SmokeyTheBear 12-01-2006 11:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RRRED (Post 11434115)
Hehe yeah he was sitting here when I wrote it. He's not ashamed or embarassed and he actually got a big kick out of the responses when we got back.

He's 37 and has a sweet little 7 yr old boy and he's definitely happy with the decision to go through with it.

I asked him yesterday what he would do if I begged at the last minute for him not to do it etc etc.. and he said "Uh, change my number?" hahaha

I can't wait for the sex now knowing there will never be that big worry. We are both D-U-N DONE.

You didn't answer my question :( or was it to personal.. ?

Mr.Right - Banned For Life 12-01-2006 11:09 PM

that makes me shiver.

Daruma 12-01-2006 11:12 PM

after the next kid - the same for me

any side affects?

Meaty&Needy 12-01-2006 11:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SteveLightspeed (Post 11434443)
Well, as soon as he is over the AGONIZING PAIN, you can play the "let TRY to get pregnant" game. Its fun when you know you can't! Let the good times roll!

LS

Yeah, thats what I'm talkin bout! For now, she's following me around with a bag of frozen peas and a bottle of vicodin.:1orglaugh

Hey...last time i looked there was 12 vicodins in there....RRRED!?!

Spunky 12-01-2006 11:19 PM

Damn women..shakes fist in air

RRRED 12-01-2006 11:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SmokeyTheBear (Post 11429967)
jusy curious , was it a mutual agrrement , a prerequisite to sex or a "he got sick of you nagging " thing :winkwink:

Actually none of those.. we had sat down and started discussing what method we were gonna use for birth control... and this one was my favorite alternative :) So I did the ole bat the eyelashes trick and YAY I won!! :)

No really it was one of the options along with birth control pills, condoms, etc and we just both thought permanent birth control would fit both our lives just fine. Obviously if I were to get my tubes tied or whatever, it would have cost much more and that's total surgery. This made much more sense.

I was going to be funny and post the procedure from youtube on here but I don't want him seeing it for at least a week. If I had a better angle and would have seen that much I would have been passed out in the floor guaranteed. It was worse than watching the beheading videos or that guy who got raped and died by that horse.

Sly 12-01-2006 11:26 PM

RRRED does this mean we can't make out anymore?

RRRED 12-01-2006 11:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sly (Post 11434592)
RRRED does this mean we can't make out anymore?

Only if you get a vasectomy :winkwink: :winkwink:

Daruma 12-01-2006 11:33 PM

seriously

any side affects?
does it taste the same to you??
will my wife complain someday?

Sly 12-01-2006 11:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RRRED (Post 11434632)
Only if you get a vasectomy :winkwink: :winkwink:

Is that your definition of making out? Fuck! I missed that shot.

J. Falcon 12-01-2006 11:34 PM

grown men shouldnt have to go through with that.

SmokeyTheBear 12-01-2006 11:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RRRED (Post 11434582)
Actually none of those.. we had sat down and started discussing what method we were gonna use for birth control... and this one was my favorite alternative :) So I did the ole bat the eyelashes trick and YAY I won!! :)

No really it was one of the options along with birth control pills, condoms, etc and we just both thought permanent birth control would fit both our lives just fine. Obviously if I were to get my tubes tied or whatever, it would have cost much more and that's total surgery. This made much more sense.

I was going to be funny and post the procedure from youtube on here but I don't want him seeing it for at least a week. If I had a better angle and would have seen that much I would have been passed out in the floor guaranteed. It was worse than watching the beheading videos or that guy who got raped and died by that horse.

ahh i didnt know the tubes tying was more expensive.. i dont know much about this area at all. The guy can't nut after right ? that would umm , not work for me.. lol

For a woman there is no differnece i would think in sexual performance/gratification with woman tubes tied compared with those that arent but i would have to think it would have some effect on me if i couldn't jizz. It would be like someone taking away the last bite of ice cream in your bowl or stealing the cherry..

p.s. maybe your bf shouldnt read the above, but i suppose he has prob already thought about it.. dont wanna freak him out though, most sexual problems begin in the brain lol

SmokeyTheBear 12-01-2006 11:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by J. Falcon (Post 11434651)
grown men shouldnt have to go through with that.

ungrown men should ? :1orglaugh

RRRED 12-01-2006 11:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Daruma (Post 11434639)
seriously

any side affects?
does it taste the same to you??
will my wife complain someday?

This was only done like 12 hours ago.. so right now he tastes like a bag of frozen peas... :1orglaugh

http://blog.rrredthumbs.com/?p=19 He wrote this blog post about a month ago and he said he's going to write a followup in the next day or two. I'm really amazed on how good he's doing. He's just sitting around talking loopy off pain drugs with frozed veggies in his pants.


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