Midget Army: My coverage of the Playboy Mansion. The real story, (pics)
 

November 15th, 2006
I am sure that most of you can understand what the past few days have been like since I attended the Playboy Mansion?s Lingerie and Pajama party wearing a pink heart laden pair of jumpin jammies.

A lot of people have been asking, ?if you really attended such an A-List party, then why haven?t you shown us pictures or posted an article? I bet instead of meeting us at Chiles last Friday for happy hour, you did nothing.? Although there are a few pictures of me at the Mansion, some people have theorized that I could have been in any dark patio environment. Some people even think I may well have shot the pictures while hanging with friends at the Olive Garden. In other words, and as they say in this business, there is no money shot.

Well, I am here to prove my detractors wrong. It was a neverending pussy fest for me last friday, not a neverending pasta bowl. Not only was I at the Mansion, but I have my entire journey covered and today on Midget Army, I am going to bring you that journey like no other journalist has brought you such a journey as I go:

Inside the Playboy Mansion?s infamous Lingerie and PJ party, in a pair of Pink Jammies

Click now for full story and coverage.
http://www.midgetarmy.com/2006/11/15...-and-pj-party/

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Great blog :thumbsup

Who did that design? :thumbsup

was your girlfriend there? i wouldn't be able to go if i was attached. i don't trust myself. i've never seen more snizz in my life as that night. my neck still hurts.

http://www.midgetarmy.com/wp-content...1/bitches2.jpg

HAHAHAHAHA

her hand is going through you!!!! CREEPY MAN!!!!

see, you need to be like me, I just party for the drugs...fuck the bitches

always a pleasure to read the midget army

Nice to see you had a good time...and quality time alone with Hef, no less. :1orglaugh

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Woah! stiffy alert!

Lmao, great pics man.

Man that is some good stuff, Corey :)

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I love your comment for my picture.

Was great seeing you again Cory :thumbsup

Hahaha absolutely classic!

ahhahaha

that's good Cory!

Fun night :)

Now get on that gay blowout package

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i want to fuck some midget:)

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women are my drug. maybe thats why i'm single. haha. :thumbsup

dude! I love your blog

hehe... good stuff mate

checking out your blog :)

hehe... good stuff mate

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh Instant classic

wherez the pic?

It was all fine and dandy, until Cory started molesting the GFY server gerbil as he was singing to the crowd at the mansion. :Oh crap

http://www.blingstudio.com/hetouchedthegerbil.jpg

:helpme :helpme :helpme

Kinda looks like he's milking the server gerbil?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

dude, i was crying with laughter on the floor

This thread deserves a little bump. Like one that's 3-foot tall. :1orglaugh

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that is some funny ass shit! I needed a good laugh today, thanks doll!:thumbsup

Lol, pretty funny

fucking hilarious.

LOL.. funny stuff

bump for the midget army

Classic Cory - hilarious... thanks for that.

Lmao! Classic!!

Dh

that was pretty good.

Fun times! :1orglaugh

Cool entry!

I know how hard that A-list shit can be, there is a lot of social pressure.

Keep it real dude! Remember, you are living their dream.... Let them know!!!!!

Martina kept asking when I was going to update next at the show. :1orglaugh

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Fucking brilliant! So did you really end up going? I can't tell.