In case of death by moose.....
 

...Or for any other reason....

baddog will take over everything for me.

And so it shall be known.

you know... moose attacks can be deadly!

just make sure you shoot first ask questions later

It's ok Aaron, I have a small car... I'm sure we'll be able to slip right under the moose, between it's legs.

If not, then we'll just duck and be thankful for our lives... and my new convertible :)

Between the airline and Canadian Customs, they kinda made sure I wasn't packing. :(

I'm in your area.....Bring me something that can take down a moose! :ak47:

I don't care if bestiality is legal in Canada or not...Unlike Juicy, I have zero desire to be between a moose's legs.


What's the age of consent for moose here, anyway? :Graucho

What do I care? So long as she's a brunette, got long legs and is kinda horny.. I'm in there!

Hasn't Canada learned its lesson yet? We gotta stop letting this guy into the country! :winkwink:

This thread is MOOSErrific!!!

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http://www.wildlifeaccidents.ca/imag..._accidents.jpg

No shit huh?

Funny thing is, I was prepared and even kinda looking forward to the strip search and they didn't even ask for my passport. The Customs Agent seemed aggravated that we disturbed by driving through.

Kinda remind me of the old days with TSB.

http://thespacebulldog.com/Pics/TSBElk1.jpg http://thespacebulldog.com/Pics/TSBElk2.jpg

I guess you havent been to Canada in so long they've forgotten you. I miss the tales of how Customs has fucked with you on your many journeys.

We should do lunch.

You and I have the worst luck with customs agents.

This guy pretty much told us to get lost without even ever looking at us... much less checking our ID's or anything. Was quite rude, but I wasn't going to argue. It got us through in record time.

So uh.....I'm thirsty so I decided to raid the GTS fridge in search of a frosty beverage....

As I opened the door, I was greeted by this.

Clearly, it's a sign....

Crush Mousse.

http://ampcontent.com/pics/CrushMousse.jpg



Jact.....Lunch would be great. Come rescue me.

What time's good?

Why aren't you here yet?

This. Is. DISTURBING!!! :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

That's what I thought at first. Then I realised that the elk was in fact dead so the chances of TSB knocking it up were pretty damn slim.

Although the body was still warm. :glugglug

TSB's or the deer?

What deer?

On an urelated note, I ate some mooseburgers today.

He's already driving :P Don't break him TOO badly, I may need him again soon ok? :)

I can't make any such promises.

I love the mooses, chasing them on snow mobiles is a blast, knobby knees get to clackin, hot gufts of snot hair blowing out of their snoots....



Lets see some Dirty Caribou.....

DC4L baby!

:helpme! MY EYES!

Good thing his life insurance is paid up then.

Want I should off him fer yas?

Canadians drink crushed moose?

What else would you do with crushed moose?

Apparently so.

When in Rome and all.

It's not too bloody bad. :glugglug

Fuck the holy shit out of it!

It's a mule.. isn't it?

Nothing like getting all up nose shots of your models.

Agreed. Your mother has been modeling for my mature site for alomst 3 years now.

yeah, thats some nasty necro beastiality

supposedly a high converting niche:1orglaugh

Reminds me of the sheep

This thread reminds me of a steak wrapped in bacon without the mother fucking bacon!!!!!!!!!

Cow wrapped in bacon.... mmmm...

vegan?