Why I fired my secretary.....
 

Why I Fired My Secretary...

Last Week Was My Birthday And I Didn't Feel Very Well Waking Up That
Morning.

I Went Downstairs For Breakfast Hoping My Wife Would Be Pleasant And
Say, "Happy Birthday!", And Possibly Have A Present For Me.

As It Turned Out, She Barely Said Good Morning, Let Alone "happy
Birthday."

I Thought... Well, That's Marriage For You, But The Kids Will Remember.
My Kids Ate Breakfast And Didn't Say A Word.

So When I Left For The Office, I Was Feeling Pretty Low And Somewhat
Despondent.

As I Walked Into My Office, My Secretary, Jane Said, "good Morning Boss,
Happy Birthday!" It Felt A Little Better That At Least Someone Had
Remembered.

I Worked Until One O'clock And Then Jane Knocked On My Door And Said,
"you Know, It's Such A Beauti ful Day Outside, And It's Your Birthday,
Let's Go Out To Lunch, Just You And Me."

I Said, "thanks Jane, That's The Greatest Thing I've Heard All Day.
Let's Go!"
We Went To Lunch. But We Didn't Go Where We Normally Would Go. We Dined
Instead At A Little Place With A Private Table. We Had Two Martinis Each
And I Enjoyed The Meal Tremendously.

On The Way Back To The Office, Jane Said, "you Know, It's Such A
Beautiful Day... We Don't Need To Go Back To The Office, Do We?"

I Responded, "i Guess Not. What Do You Have In Mind?"

She Said, "let's Go To My Apartment."

After Arriving At Her Apartment Jane Turned To Me And Said, "boss, If
You Don't Mind, I'm Going To Step Into The Bedroom For A Moment. I'll Be
Right Back."

"ok." I Nervously Replied.

She Wen t Into The Bedroom And, After A Couple Of Minutes, She Came Out
Carrying A Huge Birthday Cake...
Followed By My Wife, Kids, And Dozens Of My Friends And Co-workers, All
Singing "happy Birthday".


And I Just Sat There...



On The Couch........










Naked.

Dear VB,

Please convert the all uppercase translation to do a strtolower, then ucwords only the first word, or after a proper sentence terminator..

Thank you.

is this a true story?

i wonder where did i read this one not so long ago.. but if thats ture thats fucking fucked up.. probably her wife kicked him out of their house not her secretary lol funny read! hahaha

"Mommy, how come Daddy's not wearing any clothes?"

Good one... :1orglaugh

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juicy did you write that?

Juicy :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

best one i have seen in a while! :1orglaugh

Ho god, that's a funny story :P

juicy, i am really looking forward to seeing you on this seasons "Little People Living In A Big World".... its gonna be a great show...

I dont know what is better, the joke or this quote :1orglaugh

LOL omg nice story!!

Could be the most memorable birthday party for you. :1orglaugh

nah i got in a email from a buddy

it was sent to me via email , but i bet this must be a true story and must have happened somehwere and sometime :pimp

what u think aaaaa.......?? :pimp

this i very good joke

It's been floating around the internet for what - ten years now?

i think it's from the bible - old testament

oh my, that would be reasonable :1orglaugh

Lol, pretty funny...

haha that would be fucking priceless!

he's fucked up. lol!

Thats sucks...lol :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

haha :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Yeah bro very true.... I cant believe how bad i got owned when i was nekkkkkid :(

"look mommy, dad waas on his birthday suit"

Great! The best part was "...Naked!"

That was one of the funniest jokes I've ever read... lmao!

hahaha thats hillarious! Great joke.

Good one Juicy.

hahahaha

ha-ha-ha.. classic

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That's exactly why some men hate surprises. :1orglaugh

That;s funny

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Ha ha funny what people will not write.But if that would happen to me i would be so rush to be naked.

ceen it...still great to read again