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Major (Tom) 10-07-2006 02:33 PM

To Donny and the recent converts
 
Here are some of my favorite versus.

Exodus 20:5
Thou shalt not bow down thyself to them, nor serve them: for I the LORD thy God am a jealous God,
visiting the iniquity of the fathers upon the children unto the third and fourth generation of them that hate me.

Leviticus 26:25
And I will bring a sword upon you, that shall avenge the quarrel of my covenant: and when ye are gathered together within you
r cities, I will send the pestilence among you; and ye shall be delivered into the hand of the enemy.

Job 19:29
Be ye afraid of the sword: for wrath bringeth the punishments of the sword, that ye may know there is a judgment.

Jeremiah 42:17
So shall it be with all the men that set their faces to go into Egypt to sojourn there; they shall die by the sword, by the famine, and by the pestilence: and none of them shall remain or escape from the evil that I will bring upon
them.

Ephisians 6:5
Slaves, be obedient to them that are your masters according to the flesh, with fear and trembling, in singleness of your heart, as unto Christ;
Not with eyeservice, as menpleasers; but as the servants of Christ, doing the will of God from the heart;

Matthew 10:34
Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother,
and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

What a great god...
Duke

BoyAlley 10-07-2006 02:37 PM

Here Is A Scripture Quote From Teh BoyAlley:
PS: Praise Be To Jebus!



mrkris 10-07-2006 02:39 PM

The bible is not meant to be taken literally. Leaving scriptures up to interpretation has caused nothing but problems since it's existence.

Lazonby 10-07-2006 02:41 PM

Those quotes are nothing compared to the contents of the Qur'an, which IS meant to be taken literally.

Zarathustra 10-07-2006 02:49 PM

yeah but you cant just "cherry pick" the stuff you need from the bible and just ignore 90% of the rest, especially if they contradict. :1orglaugh

RedShoe 10-07-2006 03:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mrkris
The bible is not meant to be taken literally. Leaving scriptures up to interpretation has caused nothing but problems since it's existence.


Tell that to the gay bashers.

Splum 10-07-2006 03:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DukeSkywalker
Here are some of my favorite versus. What a great god... Duke

Some tolerance youve got there Duke. Do you hate faggots too?

DWB 10-07-2006 03:23 PM

What does all of that have to do with Dinosaurs?

jact 10-07-2006 03:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Splum
Some tolerance youve got there Duke. Do you hate faggots too?

What do direct quotes from the Bible have to do with Duke's tolerances? Are you saying the Bible's bashing itself? The Bible hates gays, the Bible hates a lot of things. The Bible was written by men in many, many revisions, each time something changed a little getting more and more skewed to the translator's own personal beliefs.

Who knows, maybe the #1 commandment used to say "THOU SHALL NOT WEAR WHITE SOCKS ON TUESDAYS", and now look at it...

Kenny B! 10-07-2006 03:27 PM

I said it before and I'll say it again

http://www.jelli.com/jesus1.jpg

Splum 10-07-2006 03:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jact
What do direct quotes from the Bible have to do with Duke's tolerances? Are you saying the Bible's bashing itself? The Bible hates gays, the Bible hates a lot of things. The Bible was written by men in many, many revisions, each time something changed a little getting more and more skewed to the translator's own personal beliefs.

Who knows, maybe the #1 commandment used to say "THOU SHALL NOT WEAR WHITE SOCKS ON TUESDAYS", and now look at it...

1. The commandments dont mean shit to Christians, if you had understanding of the Christian religion you would know that.
2. The old testament is null and void, was the minute Christ was born.
3. All you fucking cunt twats have tolerance for the craziest sickest niche and lifestyle EXCEPT anyone who believes in religion.

jact 10-07-2006 03:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Splum
1. The commandments dont mean shit to Christians, if you had understanding of the Christian religion you would know that.
2. The old testament is null and void, was the minute Christ was born.
3. All you fucking cunt twats have tolerance for the craziest sickest niche and lifestyle EXCEPT anyone who believes in religion.

Could I see your thesis regarding modern day Christianity, since you're the resident expert on what has meaning to Christians?

Did I once say I don't tolerate people who believe in any religion, not just Christianity? You're going out of your way to generalize every statement everyone has made and take the attack to individuals.

The Bible today in its many forms says many, many different things. The Dead Sea Scrolls as well as many other manuscripts that have been found over the years and translated have shown that today's versions just do not reflect what was written. They have been altered over time, either by people's poor translation, or their own skewed agendas.

In the dark ages, the Bible would only be written in Latin so that the common man could not read the contents and the ruling law could govern what or what they did not know.

Thank you for your education, I'm very happy to be lumped in with the common idiot on GFY. I'll have you know I know a lot more about the subject then you apparently do.

Grapesoda 10-07-2006 03:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DukeSkywalker
Here are some of my favorite versus.

Exodus 20:5
Thou shalt not bow down thyself to them, nor serve them: for I the LORD thy God am a jealous God,
visiting the iniquity of the fathers upon the children unto the third and fourth generation of them that hate me.

Leviticus 26:25
And I will bring a sword upon you, that shall avenge the quarrel of my covenant: and when ye are gathered together within you
r cities, I will send the pestilence among you; and ye shall be delivered into the hand of the enemy.

Job 19:29
Be ye afraid of the sword: for wrath bringeth the punishments of the sword, that ye may know there is a judgment.

Jeremiah 42:17
So shall it be with all the men that set their faces to go into Egypt to sojourn there; they shall die by the sword, by the famine, and by the pestilence: and none of them shall remain or escape from the evil that I will bring upon
them.

Ephisians 6:5
Slaves, be obedient to them that are your masters according to the flesh, with fear and trembling, in singleness of your heart, as unto Christ;
Not with eyeservice, as menpleasers; but as the servants of Christ, doing the will of God from the heart;

Matthew 10:34
Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother,
and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

What a great god...
Duke

why do you assume that god has anything to do with religion?

Sarah_Jayne 10-07-2006 03:53 PM

both sides of this are starting to piss me off...if you are going to then good on you and go in peace..on the other hand going after somebody's beliefs again and again is just as annoying as a bible thumper doing it in the other direction

Johny Traffic 10-07-2006 04:08 PM

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Originally Posted by sarah_webinc
both sides of this are starting to piss me off...if you are going to then good on you and go in peace..on the other hand going after somebody's beliefs again and again is just as annoying as a bible thumper doing it in the other direction

Don't you find it a little sad that someone finds god and still needs to try and get exceptance of people who post on GFY? If I wasnt involved in porn I would leave and never post again. It seems a little pathetic to me :2 cents:

Find god, fuck off and stop boring the rest of us :2 cents:

TimBlaze 10-07-2006 04:09 PM

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Splum 10-07-2006 04:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Johny Traffic
Don't you find it a little sad that someone finds god and still needs to try and get exceptance of people who post on GFY? If I wasnt involved in porn I would leave and never post again. It seems a little pathetic to me :2 cents: Find god, fuck off and stop boring the rest of us :2 cents:

Why does one have to fuck off after finding God? Sounds a little self righteous that you think GFY is exclusive to people like yourself.

Johny Traffic 10-07-2006 04:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Splum
Why does one have to fuck off after finding God? Sounds a little self righteous that you think GFY is exclusive to people like yourself.

Because GFY it is exactly that you idiot. It IS exclusive for people like me, Its an adult webmasters forum, for adult webmasters. What part of that dont you understand? Why would a non adult webmaster even want to post here?

Its pathetic. Go and find some choir boys to wank over and leave adult webmaster forums to adult webmasters :2 cents:

Sarah_Jayne 10-07-2006 04:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Johny Traffic
Don't you find it a little sad that someone finds god and still needs to try and get exceptance of people who post on GFY? If I wasnt involved in porn I would leave and never post again. It seems a little pathetic to me :2 cents:

Find god, fuck off and stop boring the rest of us :2 cents:

Keeping said people on the boards an in someway connected to the "community" is obviously a recruirment technique by the group that has 'saved' those that have joined them. I wish them well in their spiritual journey but don't like those obvious methods.

However, I also don't like others jumping on somebody over and over for their personal spiritual views. Both sided would do well to shake hands and move on in their seperate directions.

Splum 10-07-2006 04:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Johny Traffic
Because GFY it is exactly that you idiot. It IS exclusive for people like me, Its an adult webmasters forum, for adult webmasters. What part of that dont you understand? Why would a non adult webmaster even want to post here? Its pathetic. Go and find some choir boys to wank over and leave adult webmaster forums to adult webmasters :2 cents:

Are you saying that if I believe in God I cant run porn sites? Who died and made you "God"?

Splum 10-07-2006 04:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sarah_webinc
However, I also don't like others jumping on somebody over and over for their personal spiritual views. Both sided would do well to shake hands and move on in their seperate directions.

Are you saying because Im fucking Christian that Im not allowed to be here?

Johny Traffic 10-07-2006 04:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sarah_webinc
However, I also don't like others jumping on somebody over and over for their personal spiritual views. Both sided would do well to shake hands and move on in their seperate directions.

I think thats the exact problem. The one side doesnt know when to leave. This is after all an adult webmaster forum for adult webmasters, not a forum for failed webmasters who have no life and decide to stay here boring every one else to death.

I couldnt give a fuck about them and there lives, if people wish to jump all over their beliefs, then good. For fuck sake why dont they just fuck off. They are nothing to anyone. Its an adult webmasters forum to do business on. Why cant they fuck off and a find a forum where they can find other backward brainwashed retards and leave adult webmaster forums to adult webmasters :2 cents:

Johny Traffic 10-07-2006 04:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Splum
Are you saying that if I believe in God I cant run porn sites? Who died and made you "God"?

Do you run porn sites then? What porn sites do you run?

Sarah_Jayne 10-07-2006 04:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Splum
Are you saying because Im fucking Christian that Im not allowed to be here?

How did you get that out of what I wrote?

Splum 10-07-2006 04:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Johny Traffic
Do you run porn sites then? What porn sites do you run?

Are you too retarded to do a GFY search or check my profile? Doesnt matter what I run, I run hundreds of sites, thats not the point. The point here is your fucking bigotry against those people of faith. Fuck off.

jact 10-07-2006 04:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Splum
Are you too retarded to do a GFY search or check my profile? Doesnt matter what I run, I run hundreds of sites, thats not the point. The point here is your fucking bigotry against those people of faith. Fuck off.

I guess you missed the whole "Do onto others" and "Love thy neighbor" and shit like that, shitstain.

Johny Traffic 10-07-2006 04:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sarah_webinc
How did you get that out of what I wrote?

why are you supprised? He is someone who believes in a load of seperate writings, written over 100's of years and bound together by a roman dictator to control his people. Why would you think he has any logic?

Splum 10-07-2006 04:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sarah_webinc
How did you get that out of what I wrote?

Ive been Christian my entire life I am not here to recruit people to Christianity I am here to do business. Just like BoyAlley isnt here to pick up man meat he is here to do business. In your reply above you suggest that Christians stick around GFY to recruit others to Christianity. If I read wrong please help to clarify your statement.

Splum 10-07-2006 04:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jact
I guess you missed the whole "Do onto others" and "Love thy neighbor" and shit like that, shitstain.

Fuck you I can do AS I PLEASE my God allows me to sin fuck twat. I dont sit around talking shit about what kind of pathetic lives you Atheists lead. So shut the fuck about my religion, get off Jesus nutsack.

Johny Traffic 10-07-2006 04:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Splum
Are you too retarded to do a GFY search or check my profile? Doesnt matter what I run, I run hundreds of sites, thats not the point. The point here is your fucking bigotry against those people of faith. Fuck off.

Nope, but cant be arsed. Someone who has based his life on a book made up, from a collection of fabels, fairy tails and half truths, all put together by a roman dictator to control some people, isnt someone I spend time searching GFY for. If you cant be arsed to find out where your book comes from I cant be arsed to explain why it isnt compatible with making porn sites.

Ask your priest, next time he has a few minutes in between preaching hate and molestic choir boys :2 cents:

Sarah_Jayne 10-07-2006 04:53 PM

troll alert

Dolcett 10-07-2006 04:54 PM

It's one thing to form or rediscover a relationship with God. it's quite another to run around acting holier-than-thou. Amazing how converts and bornagains only practice the bits of Christianity that makes them feel good about themselves, forgetting about penitance, humility, and judge-not-lest-ye-be-judged.

You "I consider myself Christ-like, even though his own teachings forbade such arrogance" hipocrites can go fuck a cactus.

Splum 10-07-2006 04:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Johny Traffic
Ask your priest, next time he has a few minutes in between preaching hate and molestic choir boys :2 cents:

Must suck to have such a pathetic life that when you die the only thing you have ever accomplished for eternity is photographing and fucking some rotten tooth fat nasty STD ridden British cunt. Oh so now you have something against homosexuals too?

jact 10-07-2006 04:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Splum
Fuck you I can do AS I PLEASE my God allows me to sin fuck twat. I dont sit around talking shit about what kind of pathetic lives you Atheists lead. So shut the fuck about my religion, get off Jesus nutsack.

Invented a new religion? Who said I was an athiest? You assume a lot, you fighting a peanut for their IQ to move up the food chain?

Johny Traffic 10-07-2006 05:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Splum
Must suck to have such a pathetic life that when you die the only thing you have ever accomplished for eternity is photographing and fucking some rotten tooth fat nasty STD ridden British cunt. Oh so now you have something against homosexuals too?

LOL so much hate :)

I dont have any thing against homosexuals just bible bashing child molestic priests.

By the way, when I die and when you die, we will both be pornographers, but you would have known it's wrong and I wouldn't. Guess who's gonna get it in the arse :thumbsup

Splum 10-07-2006 05:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Johny Traffic
By the way, when I die and when you die, we will both be pornographers, but you would have lknown its wrong and I wouldnt. Guess who's gonna get it in the arse :thumbsup

According to your logic, no one cause we will simply cease to exist. Now according to my religion you would be getting it in the ass from Lucifer and I would be saved because I accepted that Jesus Christ died for my sins and he is my saviour.

Splum 10-07-2006 05:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jact
Invented a new religion? Who said I was an athiest? You assume a lot, you fighting a peanut for their IQ to move up the food chain?

This is a thread for big boys jact, move along.

Zarathustra 10-07-2006 05:06 PM

if people push religion on you for $$ just do what he did:

https://youtube.com/watch?v=PHMYwdGMiFg

Johny Traffic 10-07-2006 05:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Splum
According to your logic, no one cause we will simply cease to exist. Now according to my religion you would be getting it in the ass from Lucifer and I would be saved because I accepted that Jesus Christ died for my sins and he is my saviour.

No you wouldnt. I would be sinning without knowing it, you would be sinning and knowing it.

According to your logic you could rape and murder little children, but becuase you had excepted Jesus, that would be OK.

Not gonna happen dude. Your selling porn, knowing its wrong and thinking that its OK cause you except Jesus. Just the oposite, you know its wrong and still do it. Much worse Im afraid :thumbsup

uno 10-07-2006 05:09 PM

Most of that is the Old Testament god, the New Testament is more Jesus friendly.


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