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pornjudge 09-14-2006 05:54 AM

Believe it or not? Must Read!!!
 
Now... what I will tell you is not bullshit. Like some people know, I have been in Indonesia now for about 4 months visiting my GF. About 2 months ago my gf went to the hospital for an USG of her breasts. When touching her breasts, she could feel some kind of growths inside her breast. So, after one week we got the results of her USG & they did reveal growths on her breasts.

So, we went and see her family doctor & told her its not that serious but needs to be operated for removal. So, since she never had a baby, she prefered traditional medication. Her father spoke with his brother in law, a Javanese man that does energy transformation. So, basically my GF went to her parents house 2 days ago to meet this man.

Unfortunately I was not there to see this because I was busy working:) They also purchased a goat for the energy tranformation, goat coast like 30.00 US. She was there surrounded by her family & they prayed & did rosary for about 30 minutes in Javanese language & trying to remove the growth from her breasts & transferering it to the goat.

After the prayers were over, The uncle basically took the goat outside on the road & thanking it for becoming the medium for the energy transfer. After thanking it, they slaughtered the goat & looked inside of it & saw my GF's growths already transfered in the dead goat.....

My GF checked her breasts the next day & guess what, the growths were all gone.

NOW IS THAT FUCKIN COOLEST THING U EVER HEARD....

They took pics of the event but i dont have them now....

PJ

Violetta 09-14-2006 05:57 AM

wtf? lol

Glad to hear your gf is better! :)

godisdead 09-14-2006 05:57 AM

If this is correct, you can get $1,000,000 from the Amazing Randi. Check it out.

NickPapageorgio 09-14-2006 05:57 AM

lmao...I don't mean to laugh...but that is the craziest shit I ever heard in my life bro. Good for her though...if they are gone then it's a miracle. Fucking goat never saw it coming. :(

NickPapageorgio 09-14-2006 06:01 AM

http://almostlucky.com/goat.jpg

pathmaster 09-14-2006 06:01 AM

oh Really?

pornjudge 09-14-2006 06:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by godisdead
If this is correct, you can get $1,000,000 from the Amazing Randi. Check it out.

Its not magic, its all about praying hard & having the goat as the medium...

notabook 09-14-2006 06:04 AM

rofl @ black magic.

Klen 09-14-2006 06:07 AM

Hard to belive that.

Machete_ 09-14-2006 06:09 AM

I had a growth in my pants yesterday, but I transferred "my energy" to a sheep and now its gone.

Machete_ 09-14-2006 06:12 AM

Also another time, I had a growth in my pants, and I went to a Healer. She said some magic words. stroked the growth, and after 3-4 minutes it was gone.

fr0gman 09-14-2006 06:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pornjudge
Now... what I will tell you is not bullshit. Like some people know, I have been in Indonesia now for about 4 months visiting my GF. About 2 months ago my gf went to the hospital for an USG of her breasts. When touching her breasts, she could feel some kind of growths inside her breast. So, after one week we got the results of her USG & they did reveal growths on her breasts.

So, we went and see her family doctor & told her its not that serious but needs to be operated for removal. So, since she never had a baby, she prefered traditional medication. Her father spoke with his brother in law, a Javanese man that does energy transformation. So, basically my GF went to her parents house 2 days ago to meet this man.

Unfortunately I was not there to see this because I was busy working:) They also purchased a goat for the energy tranformation, goat coast like 30.00 US. She was there surrounded by her family & they prayed & did rosary for about 30 minutes in Javanese language & trying to remove the growth from her breasts & transferering it to the goat.

After the prayers were over, The uncle basically took the goat outside on the road & thanking it for becoming the medium for the energy transfer. After thanking it, they slaughtered the goat & looked inside of it & saw my GF's growths already transfered in the dead goat.....

My GF checked her breasts the next day & guess what, the growths were all gone.

NOW IS THAT FUCKIN COOLEST THING U EVER HEARD....

They took pics of the event but i dont have them now....

PJ


We had a very similar experience with my girlfriend (now wife) about a year ago. We did not use goats and Javanese but the result was the same.

Her doctor came and asked me, "What did you do? I have never seen these lumps just go away on their own."

We do not yet understand but a fraction of the power of the mind.

pornjudge 09-14-2006 06:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ebus_dk
I had a growth in my pants yesterday, but I transferred "my energy" to a sheep and now its gone.

Ur joking? but im not...

msan 09-14-2006 06:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NickPapageorgio

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

J. Falcon 09-14-2006 06:39 AM

Thats amazing. Good to hear your gf is better.

pornjudge 09-14-2006 06:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fr0gman
We had a very similar experience with my girlfriend (now wife) about a year ago. We did not use goats and Javanese but the result was the same.

Her doctor came and asked me, "What did you do? I have never seen these lumps just go away on their own."

We do not yet understand but a fraction of the power of the mind.

Did you guys make any prayers?

MyNameIsNobody 09-14-2006 07:12 AM

I wouldn't belive that thing even if it happened right before my eyes.. maybe I'm just stupid :thumbsup

Juilan 09-14-2006 07:51 AM

post those lumpy goat pics!

carol.prime 09-14-2006 08:04 AM

Whether I put belief on it or not, still glad to know that your GF actually did get better with that 'faith healing' thing or whatever you may call it.

Helix 09-14-2006 08:07 AM

This guy doesn't believe it, and now he is looking for you.
http://www.spiketechnical.com/Jebus.jpg

Sexsitesurfer 09-14-2006 08:38 AM

Love thy goat!

edgeprod 09-14-2006 09:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ebus_dk
I had a growth in my pants yesterday, but I transferred "my energy" to a sheep and now its gone.

Holy shit man, that was just too funny.

Pete-KT 09-14-2006 09:22 AM

Glad your GFis better then

MetaMan 09-14-2006 09:25 AM

you must be smoking some pretty good crack man, i would suggest you stop smoking crack with your family and doctors because at least one of you needs to be sober (and i dont mean the goat).

free4porn 09-14-2006 09:43 AM

they are gone so its all good :)

Boobs 09-14-2006 10:10 AM

great story :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

brand0n 09-14-2006 10:14 AM

im going to spit some vodka on a chicken

brb

sixsax 09-14-2006 10:14 AM

Good story and glad to hear your girlfriend is ok, but how the hell do you thank a goat? ;)

NickPapageorgio 09-14-2006 10:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by brand0n
im going to spit some vodka on a chicken

brb

Alcohol abuse!! Please don't abuse your alcohol.:drinkup

JD 09-14-2006 10:39 AM

this is one of those "You had to be there" moments. I think it's bs but whatever works. Glad your gf is ok

BluewireAngie 09-14-2006 11:04 AM

I believe those stories.
3 years ago, my father had this rheumatism for a month already and his medication won't cure him anymore. A family friend introduce us to some aetas who practice this kind of traditional medication. They ask us to get chicken eggs and they perform some ritual thing and when they crack the eggs we found lots of sands and tiny bits of woods inside the eggyolk. And we are all amazed coz a minute after that my father can walk already and don't feel the pain anymore.

Amazing!

pornjudge 09-14-2006 12:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BluewireAngie
I believe those stories.
3 years ago, my father had this rheumatism for a month already and his medication won't cure him anymore. A family friend introduce us to some aetas who practice this kind of traditional medication. They ask us to get chicken eggs and they perform some ritual thing and when they crack the eggs we found lots of sands and tiny bits of woods inside the eggyolk. And we are all amazed coz a minute after that my father can walk already and don't feel the pain anymore.

Amazing!

Is your father still painless free?

reynold 09-14-2006 07:15 PM

Crazy story there. Well, I am just gald that your gf is ok now. :)

Barefootsies 09-14-2006 07:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pathmaster
oh Really?

http://www.oregonherald.com/ann-coulter.jpg

=^..^= 09-14-2006 07:27 PM

i believe it... ive heard many similar stories
im glad ur gf is better

=^..^= 09-14-2006 07:27 PM

i believe it... ive heard many similar stories
im glad ur gf is better

Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE 09-14-2006 07:49 PM

please check out my nick to my response to this thread...

E$_manager 09-14-2006 08:41 PM

You have a nice familly now in Indonesia ! Be careful, never cheet on your girlfriend or something bad will happen.

squishypimp 09-14-2006 08:42 PM

wow, glad i read that!

E$_manager 09-14-2006 09:05 PM

I always believed in such things. But to learn to do it myself, if i had an oppotunity - scary.


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