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Epic Cash is hiring again....
we ar elooking for someone with experience in the folloing:
sitting around doing nothing all day. lying about having things done and not actually having them done. contacting affiliates and getting them to promote, but not actually doing it. posting on the boards, but not really doing it. if you can do this or any of it, we will pay you 3500 a month USD. no resume is required, because you wont need todo anything and we dont care about prior work history. if you post in this thread, you are hired. thanks. we look forward to working with you. |
Woo hoo! I have a job!
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woot im hired
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Sweet I got a job =)
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:1orglaugh :1orglaugh |
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pretty much anyone who posts.
we have unlimited piles of money just waiting to be wasted on you worthless fucking idiots. |
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nice sig lol
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So, pimpdog, any preference in things you want me to lie about getting done, people I should say I contacted but didn't and boards you don't want me to actually post on?
Whatever it is, consider it not done :thumbsup Oh, when can I expect my first paycheck? |
Seems to be the perfect job for me. But donīt you think $3,500 salary are a bit low for such a responsible job?
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not sure, but i think i could do some of that.
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fuckin spit out my beer on that one |
congrats to the ...
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Except I make more. Sorry P-dog. You know it's always been my dream to be on the Epic Cash Rude And Insulting Post Crew. |
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So you fired JimTheFiend then? :1orglaugh
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I'll take it.
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so i'm hired? i can also offer $40 per join every so often and post would you hit it pics?
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actually he got promoted to head gimp. he will supervise everyone and give them the daily tasks of doing nothing |
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all the old employees are pretty much doing this anyways..... |
did i get hired yet i posted like 9 fucking minutes ago!
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I have perfected this process...it is called
"EpicJim's creative time management" "look for it on Amazon for only $19.95 and you too can get money for nothing!!" :thumbsup :thumbsup :thumbsup |
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checks in the mail.... |
i will expect my $3500 check on sept 1 thanks - in the mean time i am telling you i will be working hard.
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I need next week off for vacation. This job is wearing me out.
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I take my new responsibilities VERY seriously. I will immediately have ANYONE fired who produces so much as ONE piece of actual work. |
so who fucked you over?
out them! :1orglaugh |
thanks for the 3500 :)
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I'm waiting for him to mention the name too. I have a few choice things to say about this individual myself. |
Am i hired?:)
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wow, you'll have a whole staff of people soon.
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Did you lay off jimthefiend or something ?
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Looks like I just got hired!
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Actually I think I got a raise. |
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