Help us name JimTheFiend's sig...anything goes!!
 

Desperate times call for desperate measures...Jim needed a little help and we thought, what a great opportunity for him to humble himself. We need your help to come up with a good text link to add to his sig. If we use your text line, you get a $100 store credit at Fleshlight.com.

Here is an example text link (it will be font size 4):

"I'm a jackass fucktard but I know a good program when I see one..promote Fleshlight!"

Contest ends Tuesday August 1st at 6pm PST

nothing feels better in my ass than a fleshlight dildo.

Keep that shit to one line though, you douches.

'Fleshlight... She'll never turn you down, even if you look and smell like me'

He (fleshlight dildo) would prefer to be called by his proper name "Mr. Limpy"...:winkwink:

I own 180 acres of land and a $25 chair - click here if you want to be pimpin like me !



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I would also like to say at this point that the money I am being paid for this is OBSCENE.

I only put up with it because well, the money was obscene and the Fleshlight is a fucking GOOD product. I also became privy to a fact or two today that will rock your ass when they are done.

See sig if your weener gets hard for $50 dollar joins. :thumbsup :thumbsup

"Help Fleshlight Pay Off Ramos' Expense Account"

ok

"I'm a jackass fucktard that loves to take it up the ass, but I know a good program when I see one..promote Fleshlight!"

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"I thought my Dick was useless until Fleshlight came" :)

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HOT DAYUM...this Fleshlight feels better than a sock filled with teriyaki sauce!

"You'd be fiendish to not put your jim in a Fleshlight"

For you UK folks: that's right - i did go to "The Sun" school of journalism. :1orglaugh

keep 'em coming

"Fleshlight feels just like my cousin"

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My cousin is no where NEAR as tight as my Fleshlight. :(

the closest thing that ive had to real pussy in 25 years

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Fiend!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i admit it, i fuck it 3 times a day...

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"fuck with me and i'll get you banned"

:thumbsup

a day with out a fleshlight is like a day w/o a ramos thread. useless

correction, now its ONE line :1orglaugh

"I'm.a.jackass.fucktard.that.loves.to.take.it.up.t he.ass,.but.I.know.a.good.program.when.I.see.one.p romote.Fleshlight!"

damn that didnt work :(

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You wore him out already?:Oh crap

I bought p1mpdogg a FLESHLIGHT, but he still uses me. :Oh crap

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:1orglaugh :1orglaugh good shit

ha good one there lmao

Fleshlight: because sometimes goats bleed.

Mr Kris you got signowned bubba lol

"FACT: If you are not using fleshlight, you are a noob"

nice ref:thumbsup

Ref ? what huh? :upsidedow

i could have you banned with both fleshlights tied into my ass

Ahh here is a better one.

I will never be as good as StickyFingerz :(