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phil_in_oz 07-17-2006 10:33 PM

Is a handjob cheating?
 
Wierdest thing just happened at the Chinese massage place I've been going to for over 4 years regularly. Massage nearing an end and the girl giving me the massage (fairly new) starts going right up to the nether regions, and then whispers in my ear if I wanted a handjob. Don't know if she was just turned on or asks everyone - probably the latter of course.

If the wife hadn't climbed off a few hours earlier I might have gone for it.

Would you have or not? Imagine all those other cocks she's probably wanked off this week already :disgust (guess she would be well practiced though :1orglaugh)

pornguy 07-17-2006 10:35 PM

If you are right handed, and you used your left, you cheated.

SomeCreep 07-17-2006 10:41 PM

Cheating is any kind of intimate contact with another that betrays the trust of your partner.

AnnaSucks 07-17-2006 10:50 PM

Cheating. But you did the right thing, and you can even earn a few extra points by telling your wife about this incident and that you were outraged and you're never going there again :)

Heidiland 07-17-2006 10:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SomeCreep
Cheating is any kind of intimate contact with another that betrays the trust of your partner.

:thumbsup :thumbsup :thumbsup

phil_in_oz 07-17-2006 10:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SomeCreep
Cheating is any kind of intimate contact with another that betrays the trust of your partner.

Yeah, I wouldn't have gone there regardless. The whole thing was just embarrassing and wierd :Oh crap

Paul Markham 07-17-2006 10:52 PM

Hate to shatter your dream but 99 out of 100 if you had said yes she would of told you how much.

A hand job is cheating if you're thinking of anyone but your partner.

Unless she's seducing your partner. :1orglaugh

Elle Sommers 07-17-2006 10:58 PM

Would you be pissed if your wife was getting a massage from a tall dark and handsome italian fellow and he asked if she wanted him to give her pussy a little massage too? My guess is yes, you'd be pretty mad about it!

If your wife will be proud of you for doing the right thing, score some brownie points and tell her. If theres a chance she'll march down to the massage place and strangle the girl, you might want to keep quiet about the incident!

CaptainHowdy 07-17-2006 11:02 PM

Of course it is !!

RRRED 07-17-2006 11:03 PM

Anything that you couldn't get away with while your significant other is right there, present, or watching.. is cheating.

Funny thing.. some guys won't even let their girlfriends have a massage at all unless it's done by a girl.

L0rdJuni0r 07-17-2006 11:03 PM

i would say it is. Would you get mad if you girl had someone finger her??

MetaMan 07-17-2006 11:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Elle Sommers
Would you be pissed if your wife was getting a massage from a tall dark and handsome italian fellow and he asked if she wanted him to give her pussy a little massage too? My guess is yes, you'd be pretty mad about it!


i have been told by women there is no such as a handsome italian, so it is not cheating.

Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE 07-17-2006 11:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RRRED
Funny thing.. some guys won't even let their girlfriends have a massage at all unless it's done by a girl.

im that way... but not for the cheating/jealousy thing, but because i like hot girl on girl action :thumbsup

phil_in_oz 07-17-2006 11:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Elle Sommers
Would you be pissed if your wife was getting a massage from a tall dark and handsome italian fellow and he asked if she wanted him to give her pussy a little massage too? My guess is yes, you'd be pretty mad about it!

If your wife will be proud of you for doing the right thing, score some brownie points and tell her. If theres a chance she'll march down to the massage place and strangle the girl, you might want to keep quiet about the incident!

Good point. I'd divorce her for being such a slapper lol.

Can't possibly tell her, she'd fricken go nuts and I'd never have a massage again!

sharp 07-17-2006 11:09 PM

of course it is.

funny story, though :P

fantabulous 07-17-2006 11:11 PM

of coz cheatin' :thumbsup

bdld 07-17-2006 11:12 PM

it's not cheating, especially if you don't get caught.

lelahosting 07-17-2006 11:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AnnaSucks
Cheating. But you did the right thing, and you can even earn a few extra points by telling your wife about this incident and that you were outraged and you're never going there again :)

LOL

like you expect him to do that...he will be going back one way or another...lol

Socks 07-17-2006 11:27 PM

Cheat on her repeatedly. With the extra pussy you can make a better judgement on whether this whole "relationship" thing is for you. Otherwise you'll never know! KNOW YOURSELF!

bucketoffuck 07-17-2006 11:37 PM

Only if you're the one giving it.

scottybuzz 07-18-2006 12:21 AM

course its cheating!!!

DomP_nl 07-18-2006 12:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bdld
it's not cheating, especially if you don't get caught.

:1orglaugh

BusterBunny 07-18-2006 12:30 AM

fuck that shit regardless of it being cheating or not....mabye if she offered head i'd take it up, but never pay for something you can do yourself............

cranki 07-18-2006 12:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetaMan
i have been told by women there is no such as a handsome italian, so it is not cheating.

:1orglaugh

CaptainWolfy 07-18-2006 12:37 AM

yes it is!!!!

babalapoulos 07-18-2006 12:38 AM

I would have never gone for that, if you want 2 cheat i go 2 the bar give a girl a drink and I'll be riding her all night.


And offcourse I'll lay my porsche key next 2 her on the bar :)

Amysworld 07-18-2006 12:42 AM

My dad always had a valid point. He would say:

"If I wouldnt do it when my wife was there next to me, I wouldnt do it."

phil_in_oz 07-18-2006 12:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BusterBunny
fuck that shit regardless of it being cheating or not....mabye if she offered head i'd take it up, but never pay for something you can do yourself............

Damn BusterBunny, you must do a lot of yoga if you can give yourself head :upsidedow

reynold 07-18-2006 12:48 AM

It's cheating. I suggest you should cut that sinful hand now. :pimp

LiveDose 07-18-2006 12:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by phil_in_oz
Wierdest thing just happened at the Chinese massage place I've been going to for over 4 years regularly. Massage nearing an end and the girl giving me the massage (fairly new) starts going right up to the nether regions, and then whispers in my ear if I wanted a handjob. Don't know if she was just turned on or asks everyone - probably the latter of course.

If the wife hadn't climbed off a few hours earlier I might have gone for it.

Would you have or not? Imagine all those other cocks she's probably wanked off this week already :disgust (guess she would be well practiced though :1orglaugh)

4 years? Damn man you're at the wrong parlor!

Vitasoy 07-18-2006 01:19 AM

Yes your girl will consider it cheating

ContentSHOOTER 07-18-2006 02:20 AM

Yeah, what else would you call it:winkwink:

gooddomains 07-18-2006 02:22 AM

ask Bill Clinton

madawgz 07-18-2006 02:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pornguy
If you are right handed, and you used your left, you cheated.

:1orglaugh obviously

PornoHedgehog 07-18-2006 02:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pornguy
If you are right handed, and you used your left, you cheated.

:1orglaugh

$5 submissions 07-18-2006 02:26 AM

In criminal law, INTENT + ACTION is a crime. Unfortunately, in relationships, there IS such a thing as thought crime... If thinking something wrong is cause for drama relationship, how much worse for actual contact?

just my opinion. I just try to avoid relationship drama as much as I can.

MyNameIsNobody 07-18-2006 03:13 AM

cheating is for fuckheads..

pie is for real men!

God I love pie..

martinsc 07-18-2006 03:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gooddomains
ask Bill Clinton

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

mOrrI 07-18-2006 03:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gooddomains
ask Bill Clinton

LOLL :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Drake 07-18-2006 06:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pornguy
If you are right handed, and you used your left, you cheated.

:1orglaugh


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