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Shoehorn! 07-12-2006 10:05 PM

I am going to fly someone to Hawaii, maybe you (pic)
 
Who wants a free trip to Hawaii?

All you have to do is signup to my new program, AXIS Adult (officially launching on Friday), start promoting Bailey, make a shitload of money, cash in your reward points and get a free trip to Hawaii for a week. Not only that, if you want I will be your personal tour guide around Oahu. Hell, I'll even take you on a romantic helicopter tour (romantic if you're a female, nonromantic if you are a male)

A hot girl, lots of money and a free vacation to Hawaii, it doesn't get much better than that. :thumbsup

This is an artists rendition of what it will be like.

http://www.baileys-room.com/hl/hawaiiprize.jpg

GoNe 07-12-2006 10:13 PM

Haha awesome promo bro.

FrankWhite 07-12-2006 10:14 PM

would be nice to see some sites.

Shoehorn! 07-12-2006 10:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FrankWhite
would be nice to see some sites.

So far just Bailey is ready, but you will soon see more.

Also, when you sign up you will notice that you cannot generate linking codes or get any ad tools, that is because NATS is going live on Friday. :thumbsup

Shoehorn! 07-12-2006 10:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GoNe
Haha awesome promo bro.

Thanks buddy, I am actually looking forward to someone getting the points and taking the prize. It will be great to have another webmaster to party with for a week (unless they tell me to stay home). :thumbsup

wdforty 07-12-2006 10:26 PM

Great promo, and your girl is really cute! Nice work! :thumbsup

xxxdesign-net 07-12-2006 10:26 PM

Those people have nasty sunburns... which one are you?

selena 07-12-2006 10:26 PM

Already signed up. She's such a cutie I couldn't resist trying to sell her. :)

Mr.Right - Banned For Life 07-12-2006 10:27 PM

Fantastic promo, well done. Looks great.

CaptainHowdy 07-12-2006 10:40 PM

Cool dealings :pimp!!

KrisKross 07-12-2006 10:41 PM

Can Bailey be out tour guide?

Kimo 07-12-2006 10:46 PM

yeah, will we be able to meet bailey? :P

CamsLord 07-12-2006 10:49 PM

fucking awesome deal!

Shoehorn! 07-12-2006 10:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xxxdesign-net
Those people have nasty sunburns... which one are you?

I am the one with the big muscles and the boyish good looks. :winkwink:

Shoehorn! 07-12-2006 10:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kimo
yeah, will we be able to meet bailey? :P

Depends when you decide to take the prize.

The chances are better if you're going to Internext. :)

pornguy 07-12-2006 10:51 PM

I think that you over paid the artist.

Shoehorn! 07-12-2006 11:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pornguy
I think that you over paid the artist.

He works for ham sandwiches.

sharp 07-12-2006 11:32 PM

nice shit :)

Ace_luffy 07-12-2006 11:34 PM

wow...... beautiful!!!!!!!!! perfect place for relaxing...........

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude 07-12-2006 11:48 PM

http://www.baileys-room.com/hl/hawaiiprize.jpg

WTF!!! :mad:

Why the f*ck am I in your for profit ad photo?!? I didn't sign a release mofo!

Be assured and afraid (correction, very afraid) because you will be hearing from my lawyers very soon, Monsieur Shoehorn. Just because you put the pimp in pimple, doesn't mean you can market my man meat as primo Ripple.

Don't make me get a kanaka bro to knocka you upside your cracka ho haole head!!!

Me and my moke homies gonna make poi outta your coconut...just you wait and see...

http://stuff.mit.edu/people/ec_mok/w...mokes4life.jpg

Where was I?

Oh yeah, sounds like a good promotion. Hope you be appreciatin' da commotion (aka bumper) - hope to see you at the ocean sippin' drinks with paper umbrellas...

Aloha,

ADG Webmaster

SleazyDream 07-12-2006 11:50 PM

people - you should do this - shoehorn is very cool to hang out with in hawaii - I should know - i've done it!

Shoehorn! 07-13-2006 12:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SleazyDream
people - you should do this - shoehorn is very cool to hang out with in hawaii - I should know - i've done it!

That was a fun day.

Costa Rica was fun as well. :)

http://www.johnnyshoehorn.com/hotlink/missgfy5.jpg

bknoob 07-13-2006 12:19 AM

only if bailey is my tour guide! :thumbsup

robfantasy 07-13-2006 12:25 AM

wow she is REALLY hot, congrats,

Shoehorn! 07-13-2006 01:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by robfantasy
wow she is REALLY hot, congrats,

Thanks buddy. :thumbsup

Raf1 07-13-2006 01:35 AM

damn, she's amazing :)

Good luck with the program :thumbsup

xclusive 07-13-2006 01:54 AM

That's an awesome bonus:)

Shoehorn! 07-13-2006 10:18 AM

Less than 24 hours until official launch. :thumbsup

DWB 07-13-2006 10:20 AM

sexy girl... best of luck.

TurboAngel 07-13-2006 10:23 AM

Very nice.

:)

Tdog 07-13-2006 10:52 AM

Sounds like a nice promo, cant wait to signup.

wdsguy 07-13-2006 10:56 AM

too crowded for me

Shoehorn! 07-13-2006 11:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tdog
Sounds like a nice promo, cant wait to signup.

You can signup right now if you want, no need to wait. :)

Shoehorn! 07-13-2006 11:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wdsguy
too crowded for me

I know what you mean. But it just makes for more bikinis.

Vitasoy 07-13-2006 06:51 PM

The girl in the middle is cute

digifan 07-13-2006 06:53 PM

Can I meet Amp? :)

blazi 07-13-2006 06:54 PM

sounds like a great promo!

Shoehorn! 07-13-2006 06:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vitasoy
The girl in the middle is cute

You mean Sunny Leone? I agree.

Although they were all cute, espescially Sleazy and me.

cybermike 07-13-2006 07:05 PM

What if we are promoting bailey through ccbill?

Spunky 07-13-2006 07:13 PM

Great promo Shoehorn


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