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edgeprod 06-11-2006 12:57 AM

Bank interest? How does it work?
 
I just checked my savings account history (I did it on a goof, I usually look at the checking account history to scan for fraud, but tried it with savings to see what it did). It showed all these deposits like "interest credited" for every month, at the end of the month.

It's almost $400, though! Am I really making $300-$400 every month just for keeping money in the bank? What the fuck?

Does anyone know how this works? What's the general way to figure out how much you get for a certain balance, etc? I'd call the bank, but it's 3:57am on Sunday, haha.

Also, anyone know if CD's earn a lot better, how they work, and if there is a better option (no-risk) than CD's? "The stock market" isn't the answer I'm looking for here. :upsidedow

woj 06-11-2006 01:03 AM

If you are making $300-$400 in interest every month, you are probably keeping $100k+ in that account... If so, what the fuck is wrong with you? invest that money somewhere dude....

Manowar 06-11-2006 01:04 AM

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Originally Posted by edgeprod
Does anyone know how this works? What's the general way to figure out how much you get for a certain balance, etc? I'd call the bank, but it's 3:57am on Sunday, haha.

Find out the interest % of the account then work it out from the total you have in there or the total you want to see the interest for per year

edgeprod 06-11-2006 01:05 AM

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Originally Posted by woj
what the fuck is wrong with you? invest that money somewhere dude....

I know zero about this. :uhoh

Any ideas where I don't lose money when the market tanks?

Rhesus 06-11-2006 01:06 AM

Man, what the...! "Interest, how does it work?" LOL, you're from the stone age?

edgeprod 06-11-2006 01:06 AM

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Originally Posted by woj
you are probably keeping $100k+ in that account...

When I kept $100,000-$200,000 in the account, it made $30-40/month in interest, I believe. They called me to say it wasn't FDIC insured anymore, and sent a letter -- I still have it. I dunno if that affects anything.

LiveDose 06-11-2006 01:07 AM

$300-$400 in interest from a savings account. You are losing money by keeping that amount in savings.

You don't know what a CD is? Trust fund baby? Just checking...

studiocritic 06-11-2006 01:07 AM

most savings accounts only earn like 1.4% per annum..

some earn as much as 3-4%, like ING Direct (used to, dunno what it is now)

you should move as much of that money as the bank will let you into a money market account.. you might earn 2-3x as much interest and it's insured up to $100k usually (though in all reality there's no risk to your money unless the dollar collapses.. in which case we're fucked anyway)

so anyway..

400 * 12 = 4800

4800 1.4
--- = ---
x 100

1.4x = 480000
--- --------
1.4 1.4


you've got $342,857 in a savings acct? wtf?

studiocritic 06-11-2006 01:08 AM

oh, your FDIC post was after i started mine..


that likely means they converted your account to a money market for you, they're not FDIC insured..

hit me up on icq bro.. i'll give you some tips on how to move this around

edgeprod 06-11-2006 01:08 AM

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Originally Posted by Rhesus
Man, what the...! "Interest, how does it work?" LOL, you're from the stone age?

HAHA, I know how interest works, but I am cracking up because that "stone age" part just tickled me for some reason.

I meant is it graduated on some scale, i.e., if I split it into 3-4 accounts, am I better off, is it better in a CD, interest-wise, do they have some sort of "sliding" scale for amounts, etc.

I just assumed I was making pennies on it -- but $400/month, hey, shit, that's a new 30" monitor every 4 months just for being loyal to one bank. I think I can do better, I just have always been afraid of the risks involved. I know a lot of GFY'ers have some pretty nice setups, just don't know how to go about it.

edgeprod 06-11-2006 01:09 AM

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Originally Posted by LiveDose
$300-$400 in interest from a savings account. You are losing money by keeping that amount in savings.

You don't know what a CD is? Trust fund baby? Just checking...

Eh, I *wish* I had a trust fund. My money is from SexKey.

I know I'm losing money, I've just been afraid of the risk, and don't understand CD's at all.

edgeprod 06-11-2006 01:11 AM

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Originally Posted by studiocritic
you've got $342,857 in a savings acct? wtf?

It's more than that, so I must have a REALLY shitty rate ...

The bank has been fucking me, clearly. Time to change banks.

lazycash 06-11-2006 01:11 AM

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Originally Posted by edgeprod
I know zero about this. :uhoh

Any ideas where I don't lose money when the market tanks?

You've got a few 100k sitting in the bank earning the minimum interest rate? I think it might be wise for you to seek out a financial advisor. There's many different places to put your money that will guarantee you a decent return free from market volatility.

woj 06-11-2006 01:12 AM

It sounds like you have a nice chunk of $$ to invest, your best bet is to hire an accountant or financial advisor... it will cost you a few bucks upfront, but you will easily make it back within a month or 2...

edgeprod 06-11-2006 01:14 AM

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Originally Posted by lazycash
You've got a few 100k sitting in the bank earning the minimum interest rate? I think it might be wise for you to seek out a financial advisor. There's many different places to put your money that will guarantee you a decent return free from market volatility.

If it was only $100k, I wouldn't worry about it.

I just kept adding to it, not really paying attention.

I know, I've been stupid with it. studiocritic just showed me it should be earning $3,000/mo .. fuck, I thought $400/mo was awesome.

I appreciate all the help everyone's given, BTW. I am lost on this shit.

woj 06-11-2006 01:16 AM

on a side note, how old are you by the way?

edgeprod 06-11-2006 01:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by woj
It sounds like you have a nice chunk of $$ to invest, your best bet is to hire an accountant or financial advisor... it will cost you a few bucks upfront, but you will easily make it back within a month or 2...

I had one, but he robbed me blind. Then, I went to American Express, and they stole some dough when their servers were down, and it's the principal of the thing for me now -- I can't trust them, and had a bad taste in my mouth.

Maybe I should seek out a local guy ...

Manowar 06-11-2006 01:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by edgeprod
If it was only $100k, I wouldn't worry about it.

I just kept adding to it, not really paying attention.

I know, I've been stupid with it. studiocritic just showed me it should be earning $3,000/mo .. fuck, I thought $400/mo was awesome.

I appreciate all the help everyone's given, BTW. I am lost on this shit.

At the end of the day, listen to what you want to do. It might be better to have $400 a month than risk your hard earned cash for the extra interest.

edgeprod 06-11-2006 01:18 AM

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Originally Posted by woj
on a side note, how old are you by the way?

I'm 27 -- since April.

edgeprod 06-11-2006 01:19 AM

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Originally Posted by Manowar
At the end of the day, listen to what you want to do. It might be better to have $400 a month than risk your hard earned cash for the extra interest.

Yeah -- I have been burned, so I got nervous and just "shut off" -- probably cost myself SO much money.

lazycash 06-11-2006 01:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by edgeprod
If it was only $100k, I wouldn't worry about it.

I just kept adding to it, not really paying attention.

I know, I've been stupid with it. studiocritic just showed me it should be earning $3,000/mo .. fuck, I thought $400/mo was awesome.

I appreciate all the help everyone's given, BTW. I am lost on this shit.

I appreciate your candor, sounds like you are open to help. I really feel like you have to start by changing your attitude of "if it was only 100k, I wouldn't worry about it." Even that much properly placed can have a dramatic impact on the amount you'll have available for retirement. I would at least try and do some diversification and split the money up as you suggested with some held in traditional conservative places while putting other amounts in higher yielding places with a little more risk. Deciding where to put certain amounts is what a financial advisor should be able to help you with. Do you own any real estate?

edgeprod 06-11-2006 01:31 AM

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Originally Posted by lazycash
I appreciate your candor, sounds like you are open to help.

Not only am I open to it, I really appreciate it. It'd sound corny if I said "I feel like I can trust fellow webmasters" .. but it's true.

Quote:

Originally Posted by lazycash
I really feel like you have to start by changing your attitude of "if it was only 100k, I wouldn't worry about it." Even that much properly placed can have a dramatic impact on the amount you'll have available for retirement. I would at least try and do some diversification and split the money up as you suggested with some held in traditional conservative places while putting other amounts in higher yielding places with a little more risk.

The risk is something I've been squeamish about because of past experiences. I guess I just have to get over it.


Quote:

Originally Posted by lazycash
Deciding where to put certain amounts is what a financial advisor should be able to help you with. Do you own any real estate?

I do, but nothing "major" really.

lazycash 06-11-2006 01:47 AM

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Originally Posted by edgeprod
Not only am I open to it, I really appreciate it. It'd sound corny if I said "I feel like I can trust fellow webmasters" .. but it's true.



The risk is something I've been squeamish about because of past experiences. I guess I just have to get over it.




I do, but nothing "major" really.

Have you considered buying a home? If you're convinced you want to stay conservative, at least put your money into a high yielding certificate of deposit - cd. Take 100k and put it into a 12 month or longer cd from an established online bank, ie www.ingdirect.com and you can lock in your interest rate at 5 - 6% and at least make $500/mo in interest off of that. As bad of an experience as you may have had with the stock market, you're only 27 and you should think long term. There's mutual funds that you can invest in that have averaged 10%+ over the last 50+ years. Sure they may have a down year and only earn 5%, but the next year they may earn 15%, you can't view it as a short term investment. With the kind of cash you are talking about having on hand there's no reason why you shouldn't have a few million in liquid funds by the time you are 40 if you invest intelligently now.

rants 06-11-2006 02:14 AM

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Originally Posted by woj
If you are making $300-$400 in interest every month, you are probably keeping $100k+ in that account... If so, what the fuck is wrong with you? invest that money somewhere dude....

What are good options? I'm retarded and don't know jack either... There are so many options; stocks, mutual funds, cd's ...:helpme

My friend showed me these financial self help books on amazon.com I guess I should get them :1orglaugh

edgeprod 06-11-2006 02:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lazycash
Have you considered buying a home? If you're convinced you want to stay conservative, at least put your money into a high yielding certificate of deposit - cd. Take 100k and put it into a 12 month or longer cd from an established online bank, ie www.ingdirect.com and you can lock in your interest rate at 5 - 6% and at least make $500/mo in interest off of that. As bad of an experience as you may have had with the stock market, you're only 27 and you should think long term. There's mutual funds that you can invest in that have averaged 10%+ over the last 50+ years. Sure they may have a down year and only earn 5%, but the next year they may earn 15%, you can't view it as a short term investment. With the kind of cash you are talking about having on hand there's no reason why you shouldn't have a few million in liquid funds by the time you are 40 if you invest intelligently now.

That's pretty much what studio and I just talked about on ICQ. I've squandered cash in the past on a lot of stupid things -- $6k/month property rentals, stupid cards, etc. I really want to fix that.

I don't really understand the FDIC thing -- the bank says I can only insure $100k per social security number, and it makes me paranoid to have so much "uninsured" over that $100k "magic number."

Bobert 06-11-2006 06:23 AM

Is your residence paid for? If you're renting just put all that down on a downpayment. Interest rates are at best around 4.5% if you put that money down you're earning 4.5% on it and your property value will go up every year so you're actually earning like 10% on it safely. If the market tanks too bad, you still have your investment. Try buying something for cash. You can always borrow it back if you feel you can invest it for better then 5%. Just get a home equity loan!

Bobert 06-11-2006 06:29 AM

If you own your house then buy a rental property for cash again. You should at best get $1k/month from your rental if you buy it for $350k!!!! Say you buy a single family residence you should be able to get at good family in there. Depending on where you are, you might split that in two chunks for 175k and get two properties and two families rented. You still might have a mortgage but it's still safe because you should earn at minimum 2k/month and that will pay the rest of whatever is left for mortgage (which should be minimal). Assume all my numbers are low. Shit you should get 10% min on any real estate investing and then you also get appreciation on your property. I figured it was something like 20-25% on all appreciation on the properties that I currently have.

Bobert 06-11-2006 06:33 AM

Next option, put 35% down on a large apartment building! You'll get up to 1 million in value so that's 100k/year and assume 50% of that will be for expenses/year. So you'll be left with 50k to service your dept. Just hire a good property manager who will find a good landlord. You shouldn't have to do anything, just sit back and pay off the million dollars with the tenants money. In 20 years you should have it paid off and make 50-100/year as a retirement fund.

edgeprod 06-11-2006 06:46 AM

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Originally Posted by Bobert
Is your residence paid for? If you're renting just put all that down on a downpayment. Interest rates are at best around 4.5% if you put that money down you're earning 4.5% on it and your property value will go up every year so you're actually earning like 10% on it safely. If the market tanks too bad, you still have your investment. Try buying something for cash. You can always borrow it back if you feel you can invest it for better then 5%. Just get a home equity loan!

Holy shit -- $700k+ on a down payment? Is that safe? What if my income dried up, and I couldn't afford the mortgage? I'm likely over thinking this ... although, I know the guy to talk to -- I think he might be battoning down the hatches for a storm right now, though.

edgeprod 06-11-2006 06:48 AM

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Originally Posted by Bobert
If you own your house then buy a rental property for cash again. You should at best get $1k/month from your rental if you buy it for $350k!!!!

Good idea. Good tenants are the key.

I live in Connecticut, and rent in my area (by Greenwich/Stamford/New Haven) is $2k+/month for any place you'd remotely want to live in -- and if it's a house, figure $3k+/month if you want something even HALF way nice .. about $5k+/month for something you'd invite someone over to.

Rental property of a decent level starts at about $500k and scales on up from there, if you add multi-family style dwellings.

Tdog 06-11-2006 06:49 AM

Most banks will give you 1% on your savings.

Inflation increases by 4% per year, so every year your negative -3%.

Inflation is caused by the Inflating of the Money Supply. Inflation is the hidden tax that no one talks about.

edgeprod 06-11-2006 06:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bobert
Next option, put 35% down on a large apartment building! You'll get up to 1 million in value so that's 100k/year and assume 50% of that will be for expenses/year. So you'll be left with 50k to service your dept. Just hire a good property manager who will find a good landlord. You shouldn't have to do anything, just sit back and pay off the million dollars with the tenants money. In 20 years you should have it paid off and make 50-100/year as a retirement fund.

That idea, I like.

Thanks for taking the time on 3 great responses.

:thumbsup

pussyluver 06-11-2006 06:50 AM

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Originally Posted by woj
It sounds like you have a nice chunk of $$ to invest, your best bet is to hire an accountant or financial advisor... it will cost you a few bucks upfront, but you will easily make it back within a month or 2...

Bingo. You must be one fucking moron to have that much money and plain not know what to do with it at what age? Think you said 27. Idea! Take some financial planning classes so you know when some one is ripping you off.

You do need a financial planner. A Certified Financial Planner to be more specific. When they fingure out how little you know, they may take advantage of you too?? So you have to find someone to trust. It prolly won't be a bank.

Investing involves risk. Buying a house is a risk. Read the news, some markets are sliding backwards. So if you are going to take risks, spread that risk around a bit. There are mutual funds, bonds, futhures and all kinds of investment instruments. The bigger the risk the bigger the return (maybe). So things with minimal risk have little return on investment. So you need a portfolio of investments. To do that can NOT be expalined in a post or on a board very well. It's that trust worthy planner you need to find.

Good Luck.

edgeprod 06-11-2006 06:51 AM

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Originally Posted by Tdog
Most banks will give you 1% on your savings

I seem to be getting about half that -- time to switch banks for sure!

abshard 06-11-2006 06:53 AM

i get about 4% interest on my washington mutual checing account.

Tdog 06-11-2006 06:54 AM

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Originally Posted by abshard
i get about 4% interest on my washington mutual checing account.

When inflation is going up at 4% you are gaining nothing.

edgeprod 06-11-2006 06:55 AM

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Originally Posted by pussyluver
Bingo. You must be one fucking moron to have that much money and plain not know what to do with it at what age? Think you said 27. Idea! Take some financial planning classes so you know when some one is ripping you off.

Agreed -- but I've been super fucking busy. I'm not trying to use that as an excuse, but I was doing the Silicon Valley while simultaneously building a porn business in the 90's, working 20 hour days in the 00's, and busting my ass consulting for adult companies since 2003. I just ended a major contract, took a breath, and realized my investments are nil, and I'm sitting on what is an irresponsible amount of liquid dollars.

And to think -- I wouldn't have even REALIZED it if I hadn't looked at what percentage I am getting on my savings account.

Not really an excuse (again), but here it is -- I live in Connecticut, and that's not really considered a large amount of money like it is in other parts of the country/world ...

It's 10am, I need to get some sleep. Been comparing all kinds of things, looking at diversity, etc. for a while tonight .. burnt out.

ONCE AGAIN: Everyone has come up huge here, some great advice, it means a lot to me.

fitzmulti 06-11-2006 06:57 AM

This became an "interesting" thread! :P

pussyluver 06-11-2006 07:01 AM

Go to sleep and come back to the thread when your up.

wdforty 06-11-2006 07:03 AM

I'm guessing edgeprod isn't the only one getting benifit from this thread...

:thumbsup


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