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12clicks 05-25-2002 09:41 AM

An idiot's post and its translation
 
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Originally posted by SleazyDream

40 employees - my local grocery store employs more people than that and has 10 million sales volume.

translation: I don't understand the difference between sales volume and profit.

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Originally posted by SleazyDream
Fuck if you count the people I hire on Contract (as I hate having employees - been there done that) I employ more people than that
translation: over my entire internet life, I've paid a bunch of guys to do a little work for me. That makes me important damn it!


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Originally posted by SleazyDream and that's not counting affiliates either.[/B]
translation: and that's not counting something I don't have and you have 50,000 of.

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Originally posted by SleazyDream I learned a long time ago that there little lifestyle difference between 5 million a year and 1/2 a million a year. [/B]
translation: I saw on Oprah last week that there isn't a big difference between 5 million a year and a half million a year. so now I can just be mad *once* about not making *either*

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Originally posted by SleazyDream I'm focusing on time off now so I can enjoy life. [/B]
translation: I've gotten as far as I can with TGPs and shit, it's not like I'll come up with any other ideas.

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Originally posted by SleazyDream Employees tend to require too much time and effort.[/B]
translation:employees require that you have a business. otherwise, we'd just all pile into the trailer and stare at each other.

foe 05-25-2002 09:48 AM

Good stuff, I think ambition is the most important thing in bussiness.

TheFLY 05-25-2002 09:55 AM

ok 12clicks but you have to admint that employees are a pain in the ass -- after paying them, health benefits, entertainment taxes, time training, paperwork, bullshitting, equipment, office space, etc. etc...

Not that I know anything about running a big biz ;) but I wouldn't want to -- I may need some coding work done for me now though... I have a lot of ideas that I'm too lazy to code myself...

12clicks 05-25-2002 10:00 AM

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Originally posted by TheFLY
ok 12clicks but you have to admint that employees are a pain in the ass -- after paying them, health benefits, entertainment taxes, time training, paperwork, bullshitting, equipment, office space, etc. etc...
its the cost of doing business. don't fear it embrace it.

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Originally posted by TheFLY Not that I know anything about running a big biz ;) but I wouldn't want to -- but honestly I have too many ideas now and I may need to hire some college geeks at minimum wage to code for me ;) [/B]
see, you're already headed down that road.

when you're an idea man, you need guys to get stuff done so you can keep coming up with ideas.

when your a TGP dope, you can kinda do it all yourself.

SleazyDream 05-25-2002 10:07 AM

interesting how you said you weren't going to respond to me before.

what was thing you allways say about pulling a finger?????

chodadog 05-25-2002 10:11 AM

I think what he said was, he wasn't going to reply to you in that thread, as he wanted to keep it to Q&A for sensible questions...

*hint hint*

SleazyDream 05-25-2002 10:14 AM

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Originally posted by chodadog
I think what he said was, he wasn't going to reply to you in that thread, as he wanted to keep it to Q&A for sensible questions...

*hint hint*



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Originally posted by 12clicks
I won't be responding to you here.

depends on your defination of 'here' I guess. I took it to mean GFY, maybe it meant the thread. I suppose it's like his TOS though, there's always a way for Ron to get out of it.

12clicks 05-25-2002 10:20 AM

here's more wisdom:

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Originally posted by SleazyDream



Quickly here's some things I can point out in one of his TOS agreements.

"Affiliates may not in any way beg, incent, or require the surfer to click on a link (or perform a search for our search programs)"
Legally this could be ANY advertisment.

translation:my law teacher at my trailer park worked part time as my dog. He didn't understand what "beg, incent, or require" meant and neither do I

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Originally posted by SleazyDream


"or any other such practices that could reflect negatively on our program."

this could be ANYTHING Ron want it to be.

translation: as I've proven time and again on this board, I don't understand what "reflect negatively" means

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Originally posted by SleazyDream
"You must be the owner of any copyrighted content displayed on your site. Also, you must be the holder of any trademarked terms contained in your sites meta tags."

this eliminates any licenced content - you must be THE copywrite holder.

translation: I don't understand copywrite and licensing laws and, well shit, this would hurt all my trades if we couldn't steal content

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Originally posted by SleazyDream
"You must notify us before you make any changes in information established in the account agreement."

Even do an update on your webpage and your in Disagreement with the TOS[/B]
translation: I don't understand the difference between a webpage and an account agreement.

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Originally posted by SleazyDream
"We reserve the right, at our request, to see all referring pages and server logs to your Allclicks.com account's referring pages. If this information is not provided to SIC at our request your account will be terminated and all monies owed will be forfeited."

noone has PERFECT server stats. [/B]
translation: christ, I better say no one has perfect stats so I can start building my defence when my trades start asking me what I have to hide.
I'm not smart enough to know that server logs don't lie so I'll call them "stats" and throw the newbies off.

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Originally posted by SleazyDream You ONLY have what a contract says you have, and this one leaves you NO rights what so ever. that's just a few quick examples - there are more. Not that this TOS is anything outragious most sites have similar ones, but most people don't enforce it undiscrimatilary like Ron does. It seems to be an obsession with him. [/B]
translation: I can't read contracts, nor do I understand this business. I don't understand that "indiscriminately" doesn't have a "u" in it.
oh, hell. lets face it, if I keep throwing up lies about my betters, something has to stick. doesn't it?

jimmyf 05-25-2002 10:21 AM

What I want to know 12clicks...

Calling SleaxyDream an idiot.

Were did you learn how to talk like that.

God's going to get you..
or is that the other guy...

SleazyDream 05-25-2002 10:26 AM

like I've been saying all along - 12clicks can twist and turn anything into what he wants it to say.......... keep yanking on my finger man.


looking at the size of the posts you did here it must be buggin the living shit out of you not be be able to respond to me in the other thread.........

12clicks 05-25-2002 10:31 AM

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Originally posted by SleazyDream
like I've been saying all along - 12clicks can twist and turn anything into what he wants it to say
translation: I have no defence for my stupidity.
I talk out my ass and when called on it, I pretend someone twists the truth to make it sound like, um.......well, the truth.

Hypo 05-25-2002 10:34 AM

I remember 12clicks shut off a guy's account and called him a cheater cos that guy had the 'right click disable' javascript on his page and 12clicks could not figure out how to see the html - HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

SleazyDream 05-25-2002 10:38 AM

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Originally posted by 12clicks


translation: I have no defence for my stupidity.
I talk out my ass and when called on it, I pretend someone twists the truth to make it sound like, um.......well, the truth.


I expected a little more than that from the mighty 12clicks. re-read what you said as a response, you made fun of yourself???????????

12clicks 05-25-2002 10:39 AM

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Originally posted by Hypo
I remember 12clicks shut off a guy's account and called him a cheater cos that guy had the 'right click disable' javascript on his page and 12clicks could not figure out how to see the html - HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
yeah, thats it.
funny how you guys can pull up 1/10th of a story and make it sound good.

12clicks 05-25-2002 10:40 AM

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Originally posted by SleazyDream



I expected a little more than that from the mighty 12clicks. re-read what you said as a response, you made fun of yourself???????????

translation: my 3rd grade education has confused me again.

SleazyDream 05-25-2002 10:41 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Hypo
I remember 12clicks shut off a guy's account and called him a cheater cos that guy had the 'right click disable' javascript on his page and 12clicks could not figure out how to see the html - HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
that's not the whole story. The guy didn't read the TOS, there was 1 hit of 12 million that 12clicks couldn't account for from the server stats so he wouldn't pay.

chodadog 05-25-2002 10:42 AM

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Originally posted by SleazyDream



I expected a little more than that from the mighty 12clicks. re-read what you said as a response, you made fun of yourself???????????

:eek7

12clicks 05-25-2002 10:45 AM

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Originally posted by SleazyDream


that's not the whole story. The guy didn't read the TOS, there was 1 hit of 12 million that 12clicks couldn't account for from the server stats so he wouldn't pay.

translation: if I just keep talking shit, someone will buy into it.

SleazyDream 05-25-2002 11:01 AM

hope the new job as a translator is going well. Seems to fit in nicly with your TOS.

A=B

translation: A=C

Hypo 05-25-2002 11:05 AM

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Originally posted by SleazyDream


that's not the whole story. The guy didn't read the TOS, there was 1 hit of 12 million that 12clicks couldn't account for from the server stats so he wouldn't pay.


No, he accounted for that one hit later. That was 12clicks trying to figure out how to stop the right-click-disabling. He just didnt figure out it was his own IP address till it got pointed out to him.

Kimmykim 05-25-2002 11:11 AM

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Originally posted by chodadog
I think what he said was, he wasn't going to reply to you in that thread, as he wanted to keep it to Q&A for sensible questions...

*hint hint*

Maybe sleazebag will get it now that you spelled it out for him.

Fletch XXX 05-25-2002 11:13 AM

I understand Volume, thats for sure.

12clicks 05-25-2002 11:15 AM

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Originally posted by Hypo



No, he accounted for that one hit later. That was 12clicks trying to figure out how to stop the right-click-disabling. He just didnt figure out it was his own IP address till it got pointed out to him.

oh look sleazy has a friend.


or a second account.

Hypo 05-25-2002 11:19 AM

BWAHAHAHAHA! Clutching at straws, he is. May the force with him be.

SleazyDream 05-25-2002 11:21 AM

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Originally posted by Kimmykim


Maybe sleazebag will get it now that you spelled it out for him.


hey - I must say that you know about spelling. Comes with the sexertary job title I guess.

12clicks 05-25-2002 11:21 AM

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Originally posted by Hypo
BWAHAHAHAHA! Clutching at straws,
yeah, I'm about to go under. you've finished me.
ahahahahahaah

TheFLY 05-25-2002 11:23 AM

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Originally posted by 12clicks
translation: I can't read contracts, nor do I understand this business. I don't understand that "indiscriminately" doesn't have a "u" in it. oh, hell. lets face it, if I keep throwing up lies about my betters, something has to stick. doesn't it?
translated: "i am the almighty 12clicks, i have a big ego -- and damnit it makes me money so i can afford to drown my sorrows in expensive wine and adequate looking hookers."

translating is *my* job ;)

SleazyDream 05-25-2002 11:24 AM

under the table is more like it. have another beer 12clicks.......

SleazyDream 05-25-2002 11:25 AM

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Originally posted by TheFLY


so i can afford to drown my sorrows in expensive wine and adequate looking hookers."

translating is *my* job ;)


What's wrong with adequate looking hookers?

TheFLY 05-25-2002 11:27 AM

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Originally posted by SleazyDream



What's wrong with adequate looking hookers?

did I say something was wrong?

I do not discriminate -- i just translate.

12clicks 05-25-2002 11:31 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by SleazyDream
have another beer 12clicks.......
translation: join me at my favorite past time at the trailer. I'll even wear my dress up ballcap

Hypo 05-25-2002 11:32 AM

May the whores be with him - BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Hypo 05-25-2002 11:34 AM

May DIVORCE be with him - BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! I Crack myself up with my wit, BWAHAHAHAHA!!!! Make it stop someone, make this idiot stop... BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!

DarkJedi 05-25-2002 12:18 PM

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Originally posted by Hypo
May DIVORCE be with him - BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! I Crack myself up with my wit, BWAHAHAHAHA!!!! Make it stop someone, make this idiot stop... BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!
gee dude, your IQ must be pretty high






















NOT :1orglaugh

Kimmykim 05-25-2002 12:30 PM

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Originally posted by SleazyDream



hey - I must say that you know about spelling. Comes with the sexertary job title I guess.


Not only can I spell, I can see right thru to those that are in great need of attention, due to an underdeveloped sense of self-esteem. Get some help, you need it.

allright 05-25-2002 12:30 PM

as i recall the original thread regarding shap was really about fhwl and then shap came on to defend him - it was about 2 years ago - i could be wrong, after all these threads start to blend in to each other after a while.

what i do recall very clearly is that in the years before that incident and the 2 years or so after, 12clicks has posted tons on links and info proving his case regarding cheaters and those who have broken his tos, i have never yet seen anyone posting anything to prove that he is wrong.

if someone has maybe you can post the link below.

12clicks 05-25-2002 12:37 PM

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Originally posted by allright
as i recall the original thread regarding shap was really about fhwl and then shap came on to defend him - it was about 2 years ago - i could be wrong, after all these threads start to blend in to each other after a while.

what i do recall very clearly is that in the years before that incident and the 2 years or so after, 12clicks has posted tons on links and info proving his case regarding cheaters and those who have broken his tos, i have never yet seen anyone posting anything to prove that he is wrong.

if someone has maybe you can post the link below.

that';s not fair!!!!:)
I post 1,000 links over a couple of years, and you're willing to call it all rubbish if someone can "post *the* link below"?
not fair I tell you!!!:1orglaugh
I hold MYSELF to those standards but I don't want EVERYONE to.:1orglaugh

Vagisil 05-25-2002 12:43 PM

12Clicks is an aids drooling homosexual, you can tell by his posts... i think he used to be a catholic priest until they let him go for 'disciplinary' problems against alter boys....

Sleazy -- you are a big dog, and always will be!! Don't let the plebians bring you down!!

12clicks 05-25-2002 12:45 PM

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Originally posted by Vagisil
12Clicks is an aids drooling homosexual, you can tell by his posts... i think he used to be a catholic priest until they let him go for 'disciplinary' problems against alter boys....

Sleazy -- you are a big dog, and always will be!! Don't let the plebians bring you down!!

hehe, KK comes to my defence and cheesy gets this.
too funny, and typical :1orglaugh

Amputate Your Head 05-25-2002 12:51 PM

weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!


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