How To Pick Up Sluts In Spanish
 

This is just a first draft but it HAD to be done... Let me know what other questions and phrases should go and I will add :1orglaugh

HOW TO PICK UP SLUTS IN SPANISH V1

Hello this is Mitch from Escazu how are you? - ¿Hola éste es Mitch de Escazu cómo eres?
do you remember me? - ¿me recuerdas?
I live in Escazu - Vivo en Escazu
I have a house in Florida - Tengo una casa en la Florida
I am hot for you - Soy caliente para ti
I want you tonight - Te deseo esta noche
come to my house now - ahora venido a mi casa
come to my house tonight - venido a mi casa esta noche
How much? - ¿cuánto?
50 - cincuenta
60 - sesenta
70 - setenta
80 - ochenta
90 - noventa
100 - cien
I pay for your taxi - pago tu taxi
I want to see you - deseo verte
what are you doing tonight? - ¿qué estás haciendo esta noche?
are you working tonight? - ¿estás trabajando esta noche?
do you have any girlfriends that could come with you? - ¿tienes amigos de muchacha que podrían venir con ti?
where are you friends? - ¿dónde eres amigas?
Monday - Lunes
Tuesday - Martes
Wednesday - Miercoles
Thursday - Jueves
Friday - Viernes
Saturday - Sabado
Sunday - Domingo
Let's go to bed - vayamosnos a la cama
bend over - curva encima
faster - más rápidamente
slower - más lento
suck it - aspirarlo
ride me - montarme
get on top - conseguir en tapa
swallow - trago
give me a massage please - darme un masaje por favor
I want to spank your ass - Deseo azotar tu asno
you like that? - ¿tienes gusto de eso?
Who is your daddy? - ¿Quién es tu papá?
sit on my face - sentarte en mi cara
toss my salad - sacudir mi ensalada
I see you soon baby - Te veo pronto bebé

It worked for me!
 

I had these notes in my pocket the whole time i was there! It works! I got 20 numbers and fucked like i was trying to drill oil on a piece of flat land!

Casega a la fiesta!

Newbiz

Dude way too many steps just show your american passport and 50 dollar bill and your golden!!!!!!!!!!!!!:thumbsup :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

how do you say if you fuck me i can grant you citzenship lol

i need to know...."how much for the dog to join in".....please

"cuánto para que el perro ensamble adentro" :1orglaugh

"si me coges puedo concederte citzenship" LOL or something like that...

Fucking Google language tools are probably not 100%... I have to run it by my Tico friend to get the correct verbiage

:thumbsup :thumbsup it's gonna be a good weekend:pimp

Funny. try them here some time.

oh man this is good

Where's the LORD of PIMPHANDS aka RogerV......i wonder what he says to pick up all the hotties :winkwink:

i've copied/pasted this in my notepad :)

Just went on a Carribean cruise out of Puerto Rico a few months ago. I can't speak a word of Spanish, but there were sooo many hot chicks on the cruise and in Puerto Rico itself and I could not converse with them. :(

this is HILARIOUS I wanna see more!

Depending on what country you're in she might look at you and say "que?"

Don't say asno for ass. It's usually better to say culo instead.

Seems like the guys need some Spanish lessons... hahahaha

Good luck guys ;)

thanks for the tips :1orglaugh

I'll be studying them diligently, thanks :winkwink:

I am taking notes as we speak ;)

good post, I could use that in the future. thanks a lot!

No problem... I carry it in my wallet now... It really comes in handy when you're talking to them on the phone, with the absence of body language and all.

He just says "Mi Papi Grande" and all the latinas panties fall off :pimp

Yo tengo diez billones de dolares.

:thumbsup

You forgot the most important one...

Sin condom.

Without Condom.... HAHAHAHAHA... yeah.... not a good idea.

It's more like "tienes un condón" do you have a condom
or
do you have an extra large condom - tienes un condón más grande que lo normal

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Do you have a tiny pussy? - ¿Tienes un gatito minúsculo? :1orglaugh

Can I shove my white monster cock into your tiny latina vagina?

¿Puedo empujar mi martillo blanco del monstruo en tu vagina minúscula de Latina?

This just gets better and better

Now this is funny shit :D

lol this will make my next trip to mexico a lot more fun:)

LOL no doubt... this is the start of a new best selling paper back for sure...

I've created a monster

Can you translate "How Much for a blowjob"? "I know the Cuanto cuesta para un" part.

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Originally Posted by BVF Can you translate "How Much for a blowjob"? "I know the Cuanto cuesta para un" part.

I believe all you have to do is pump your fist in front of your face, and they get the idea.

2hp

LOL, I heard it's real that easy!

comes in handy here in Phx.. muchas gracias mi hermano

Uhhhh dude don't depend on babelfish or google to teach you phrases that women will understand :1orglaugh

This one never fails though:

tengo un diablo en mis pantalones para ti

In Puerto Rico you can say:

Cuanto por una mamada?

Actually, I think anyone in any spanish speaking country will understand that.

ahahahahhaa!!1

that list is great!

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Originally Posted by teg0 In Puerto Rico you can say: Cuanto por una mamada? Actually, I think anyone in any spanish speaking country will understand that.

BORICUA -- Wassuuuuuuuuup -- :winkwink:

2hp