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Funbrunette 05-05-2006 10:47 AM

I have to face my worst fear!!!! (PIC)
 
Snakes! :Oh crap It's the 3rd I see and "hear" about this week and now the kid that cuts my grass just showed Chris a HUGE garter snake he just wacked (I wasn't sad about the death...lol) Anyway seems my backyard is the breeding ground for them and I'm PETRIFIED! And I have to go in my backyard my son loves to play out there and the last thing I want to do is show him to be afraid of snakes, but CRAP I lose my mind when I see one...lol Just looking at pictures makes me squirm, does anyone know how do get rid of them? :helpme

http://www.wildherps.com/images/herp...long-toeds.jpg

MikeB 05-05-2006 10:51 AM

I hope I never have to face my worst fears.

1. Burned alive
2. Burried alive
3. Fall to my death
4. Drown

RhiannonAPM 05-05-2006 10:54 AM

Put out traps to kill them? :2 cents:

BluewireAngie 05-05-2006 10:56 AM

eeeww what kind of snake is that? Is that a rattle snake? Scary....

Fetish Gimp 05-05-2006 10:57 AM

Put them on a plane.

Pete-KT 05-05-2006 10:58 AM

its so cute though

Libertine 05-05-2006 10:58 AM

Can't you get some animal that will kill snakes?

Edit: get a mongoose!

Funbrunette 05-05-2006 10:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BluewireAngie
eeeww what kind of snake is that? Is that a rattle snake? Scary....

No it's just a garter snake it's actually harmless it just scares the shit out of me I REFUSE to go out until we put up mesh wiring all around my fence in my yard! :Oh crap

WWC-Pajio 05-05-2006 10:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MikeB
I hope I never have to face my worst fears.

1. Burned alive
2. Burried alive
3. Fall to my death
4. Drown

...those are not fears.. those are nightmares!!! :warning

Fresh 05-05-2006 10:59 AM

that snake dosnt look venomous. They are probably garden snakes and wont do any harm. But im not a pro so dont take my word for it lollllllll

PaulB IYP 05-05-2006 11:00 AM

they arent going to hurt you girl
snakes only fuck with you if you fuck with them

MikeB 05-05-2006 11:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WWC-Pajio
...those are not fears.. those are nightmares!!! :warning


I forgot Electrocution....

Phoenix 05-05-2006 11:03 AM

they arent even poisonous...if you walk towards them they will slither away

VicJay 05-05-2006 11:05 AM

I guess my worst fear is to lose someone close to me: friends, relatives PARENTS

HammerALL 05-05-2006 11:07 AM

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...acking_Day.jpg

Funbrunette 05-05-2006 11:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Phoenix
they arent even poisonous...if you walk towards them they will slither away


I think that's it...the slithering! Eek! I'm putting the house up for sale! :1orglaugh

And fucked up is that I can't stop looking at the dead thing through the window it's like a morbid obesession...lol

HorseShit 05-05-2006 11:10 AM

get yourself a snake as a pet.. maybe a ball python to start.. they are very friendly if you purchase one young and bring it up.. you will soon overcome that fear

ps - I love snakes :winkwink:

calibra 05-05-2006 11:12 AM

When I lived in China I used to eat them. Fried snakes are really yummy, though damn expensive.

King Adam 05-05-2006 11:12 AM

Garter snakes are harmless. They keep away all the nasty insects and small rodents in the area. You should want to keep them around.

Teach our kid how to catch them and learn to exist with them. Snakes are one of gods best creations. Not slimy or nasty, very clean, stays away from people and kills all kinds of nasty disease infested animals.

BuggyG 05-05-2006 11:16 AM

hmmm.. roast snake with some red wine
k.. tell Chris when that happens.. I'm over for the bbq! :thumbsup

GatorB 05-05-2006 11:18 AM

garter snakes are not poisonous and their bite at worse is like a pinch. WTf don't kill them. Me and my friends use to try and catch them for fun. Then we let them go. Why would you be afraid of a garter snake?

Sosa 05-05-2006 11:18 AM

gardner snakes won't hurt ya :)

twinkley 05-05-2006 11:32 AM

Just remember ...

"Red to black, friend of Jack. Red to Yellow will kill a fellow"

Those garter snakes are reletively harmless ....

If they are really breeding in yer backyard, there must be a food supply there ... cut off the food supply and away they go!

twinkley

wdsguy 05-05-2006 11:40 AM

Prob field rats or rabbits in your backyard thats feeding them.

madawgz 05-05-2006 11:42 AM

id be scared of that lol

After Shock Media 05-05-2006 11:45 AM

Well if you really want to help prevent snakes from entering your yard it would require a small investment. Which for most people with phobias ussually never is a problem.


Controlling insect and rodent populations and keeping grass mowed and landscapes clean.
Eliminate debris such as wood or rock piles on the property.
Cut down heavy brush or trim back hedges.
Seal small gaps under doors or decks, etc.
Use funnel type traps or glue board type traps along edges.
An extreme remedy would be a perimeter wide fence sloping outward at a 30 degree angle.

By the way the fiberous rope trick around the property does not work.

CaptainWolfy 05-05-2006 11:46 AM

get a mongoose!

WiredGuy 05-05-2006 11:50 AM

I say mow the lawn quite often if you see one, let the mower do its job :)
WG

Quagmire 05-05-2006 11:55 AM

Snakes. In a motherfuckin' backyard. The sequel to Snakes on a Plane.

fetishblog 05-05-2006 12:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BluewireAngie
eeeww what kind of snake is that? Is that a rattle snake? Scary....

Hahah, no, that is not a rattlesnake. It's a harmless garter snake.

This is a rattlesnake.
http://www.californiaherps.com/snake.../cvlutosus.jpg

SilentKnight 05-05-2006 12:00 PM

I personally dislike snakes and generally avoid them whenever possible.

But there's no denying they're good for getting rid of other unwanted pests and such.

Syl 05-05-2006 12:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Funbrunette
I think that's it...the slithering! Eek! I'm putting the house up for sale! :1orglaugh

And fucked up is that I can't stop looking at the dead thing through the window it's like a morbid obesession...lol


Hehe. You're nuts. Tell Chris to make a pretty belt out of it for you. :winkwink:

Babagirls 05-05-2006 12:35 PM

some good tips in this thread.

G-Rotica 05-05-2006 12:39 PM

Cats are good snake killers. :thumbsup

LittleSassy 05-05-2006 12:40 PM

aww....sucks....:( I hate snakes too tho that doesnt seemed poisonous.

pornguy 05-05-2006 12:52 PM

There are several pets that you can get that will keep them out. And believe it or not, sometimes a cat being around will keep them away.

Evil Chris 05-05-2006 01:09 PM

The poor guy got nailed by the weed whacker. He was just minding his own snake-business.

I had to go finish him off (with a 3 iron) as he was still alive. I chucked him over the fence.

gandalfuy 05-05-2006 01:13 PM

a cat would be a good solution

OMG Jim 05-05-2006 01:13 PM

http://www.seeiscool.com/student/brina/mongoose.jpg

You need one of these for a pet in the backyard :thumbsup They snack on snakes.

Evil Chris 05-05-2006 01:15 PM

We don't even have a snake problem around here. But I do see one or two every spring and that's about it.

What we do have a problem with is those fucking skunks.


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