*** $500.00 just for reading my post ***
 

That's Right $500.00 just for reading my post, today is free, but the next post will cost you $500. to read.

:upsidedow

Sex Out Of Town

A young man and his date were parked on a back road some distance from town. They were about to have sex when the girl stopped.

"I really should have mentioned this earlier, but I'm actually a hooker and I charge $20 for sex." The man reluctantly paid her, and they did their thing.

After a cigarette, the man just sat in the driver's seat looking out the window. "Why aren't we going anywhere?" asked the girl.

"Well, I should have mentioned this before, but I'm actually a taxi driver, and the fare back to town is $25..."


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hehe :)

LOL that's a good one

haha good joke :)

lol brilliant

hahahaaha

muahahahaha

haha... good one!

So, Rob - Did she pay you the $25 in the end? :1orglaugh :winkwink:

that was freakin' funny :1orglaugh

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haha very funny:upsidedow

I didnt read so "show me the money" :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Good joke :)

:1orglaugh Nice one :1orglaugh

nice :):)

LOL! that was a good one :1orglaugh

Yeah that is a pretty funny post..lol it would be nice to give/get $500 for reading posts.

I'm come up with a great offer soon... for reading and posting...


Varius she did end up paying the $25 in more sex of course.

;-)

bump for a funny thread

haha good one..

hhahaha..:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

bitch got OWNED.

that is fuckin sweet!

good humor :)

lmao! very funny man :D

hahahha damn good :)

Hahahahahahaha


Funny Rob. Crackin Me Up.

Meh.... Glad everybody else laughed

:1orglaugh

muahaha!!!

Lol... :)

hehehe...

muahhhaaaa :) good one :thumbsup :thumbsup

funny as hell vod, good one

thanks Xaid... yeah I was thinking about what if I paid poeple to read my post... lol

:1orglaugh

hehe got me there :)

Nice one!

lol....she was $5 short

great one mate! lol