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BigMaster 03-05-2006 08:32 PM

I work for google any questions?
 
Looking for SEO questions. I work and am certified by google??
Ask away

zigx 03-05-2006 08:32 PM

What are the 10 most important factors for SEO?

Specifics please

Just_Dave 03-05-2006 08:36 PM

sig spot

WiredGuy 03-05-2006 08:37 PM

Which department at Google do you work at?
WG

Meta Ridley 03-05-2006 08:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BigMaster
Looking for SEO questions. I work and am certified by google??
Ask away


Are you asking or telling us?

ddfGandalf 03-05-2006 08:38 PM

any proof?

BigMaster 03-05-2006 08:38 PM

1. page title
2. URL "keywords"
3. H1 text
4. Blogs
5. Be spamy with text density new algo sucks
6. PR
7. inner links with keywords
8. Get listed with your link on a PR6 site
9. Density - keyword page specific
10. Layout of htm/css

SmokeyTheBear 03-05-2006 08:38 PM

i work for and am certified by sanata clause we should setup a meeting , google is taking the fun out of christmas :(

BigMaster 03-05-2006 08:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WiredGuy
Which department at Google do you work at?
WG

cant say i like my job but its SEO/PPC lol

SmokeyTheBear 03-05-2006 08:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BigMaster
8. Get listed with your link on a PR6 site


heh damn i guessi should dump all these worthless pr7 links then haha

2HousePlague 03-05-2006 08:40 PM

No ya don't -- http://www.google.com/enterprise/gsa.../medtronic.gif -- :)

woj 03-05-2006 08:41 PM

* yawn *

beemk 03-05-2006 08:46 PM

i smell bullshit.

BigMaster 03-05-2006 08:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SmokeyTheBear
heh damn i guessi should dump all these worthless pr7 links then haha


What PR7 do you have?

jjjay 03-05-2006 08:47 PM

go to bed kid or you'll be tired for school

BigMaster 03-05-2006 08:48 PM

Really though you can ask real qustions or you can take this as a joke. I just wanted to give some help post your site and i will tell you how to improve. free google SEO

2HousePlague 03-05-2006 08:49 PM

:1orglaugh -- http://bushwhacked.net/bits/ROFL.jpg -- :1orglaugh

RobbieRye 03-05-2006 08:50 PM

What is the single most important thing google will do this month?

SmokeyTheBear 03-05-2006 08:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BigMaster
What PR7 do you have?

you work for google you tell me .. :1orglaugh

and explain why a pr6 is better than a pr7

WiredGuy 03-05-2006 08:51 PM

Tell Sergei and Larry thanks for their Xmas gift. I didn't get a chance to send a thank you card.
WG

BigMaster 03-05-2006 08:51 PM

ok here they made me do this here https://adwords.google.com/select/Pr...6pw&hl=en _US

BigMaster 03-05-2006 08:52 PM

no BS geezzzz wtf

SmokeyTheBear 03-05-2006 08:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BigMaster
Really though you can ask real qustions or you can take this as a joke. I just wanted to give some help post your site and i will tell you how to improve. free google SEO

http://www.smokeybear.com/

2HousePlague 03-05-2006 08:53 PM

looks like a *salesman* accreditation to me, at best...


Accepted the terms of our program.
? Managed at least one AdWords account in a master account for 90 days.
? Built and maintained our 90-day spend requirement.
? Passed the Google Advertising Professional Exam.






2hp

jjjay 03-05-2006 08:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WiredGuy
Tell Sergei and Larry thanks for their Xmas gift. I didn't get a chance to send a thank you card.
WG

big pimping

lyn1 03-05-2006 08:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BigMaster
Really though you can ask real qustions or you can take this as a joke. I just wanted to give some help post your site and i will tell you how to improve. free google SEO

I'll take your seriously - A new site PR4 www.justfilthy.com .

Every photo/video comment is placed with seo in mind. All have descriptive keywords that I think are relevant for my site. I use photo names and headings with seo in mind as well.

Should I have more text or should the text change often.

Your comments please.

Lyn from Oz

SmokeyTheBear 03-05-2006 08:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BigMaster


lol thats alot different than working for google , your an adwords rep.. so are tons of people , it doesnt give you any insight into their algorithm

DickShoke 03-05-2006 08:55 PM

does google value top level domains differently in terms of ranking? for example...if i want to rank high for the term "amateur sex" and i have two domains:

www.amateursex.com
www.amateursex.net

does the .com gain an advantage over the .net in terms of getting ranked higher (considering everyth other factor is the same, inbound links, keyword density on page, etc....)?

HorseShit 03-05-2006 08:57 PM

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jjjay 03-05-2006 08:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SmokeyTheBear
lol thats alot different than working for google , your an adwords rep.. so are tons of people , it doesnt give you any insight into their algorithm

that about sums up this thread

BigMaster 03-05-2006 08:57 PM

wow ok first thing im not selling anything, second thin PR does not mean anything because the system was ruined by google, People were buying shit back links to competitors sites and triping the filters to get them banned. Third the biggest thing they are going to do tyhis month is release there new content filters so if you run and use any auto generated pages you are going to get banned I.P by I.P

BigMaster 03-05-2006 08:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SmokeyTheBear
you work for google you tell me .. :1orglaugh

and explain why a pr6 is better than a pr7

Ok smokey out SEO me than? Bring It

jjjay 03-05-2006 08:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BigMaster
wow ok first thing im not selling anything, second thin PR does not mean anything because the system was ruined by google, People were buying shit back links to competitors sites and triping the filters to get them banned. Third the biggest thing they are going to do tyhis month is release there new content filters so if you run and use any auto generated pages you are going to get banned I.P by I.P

:1orglaugh

welcome to 2004

WiredGuy 03-05-2006 08:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SmokeyTheBear
lol thats alot different than working for google , your an adwords rep.. so are tons of people , it doesnt give you any insight into their algorithm


Exactly, anyone who's spent money with Google could pass that test.
WG

DickShoke 03-05-2006 08:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BigMaster
wow ok first thing im not selling anything, second thin PR does not mean anything because the system was ruined by google, People were buying shit back links to competitors sites and triping the filters to get them banned. Third the biggest thing they are going to do tyhis month is release there new content filters so if you run and use any auto generated pages you are going to get banned I.P by I.P

google will ban by IP? what would they do about virtual accounts? ban all the websites on the same IP address? that will fuck up alot of the smaller webmaster who build personal pages on virtual accounts if one is a bad seed.

jjjay 03-05-2006 09:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BigMaster
Ok smokey out SEO me than? Bring It

:1orglaugh

if you really work at google you wouldn't even have to do seo would you? you could just say "I want my site at number 5 for this search"

right? :winkwink:

brand0n 03-05-2006 09:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BigMaster
wow ok first thing im not selling anything, second thin PR does not mean anything because the system was ruined by google, People were buying shit back links to competitors sites and triping the filters to get them banned. Third the biggest thing they are going to do tyhis month is release there new content filters so if you run and use any auto generated pages you are going to get banned I.P by I.P

you currently work for google... and you are posting this + your name on a webmaster board?

SmokeyTheBear 03-05-2006 09:00 PM

even if you did work for google , it still wouldnt give you much insight into how they rank , and certainly wouldn't qualify you as an "seo" . proof is what qualifies you as an seo like ACTUAL ranks on keywords, you could talk till you were blue but nobody will believe you until you post examples

Im sure your a smart fellow ( well i hope you are a smart fellow ) , and i appreciate the effort but be realistic, point out what gives you more insight than the regular joe..

Web Lass 03-05-2006 09:01 PM

Is Google's NYC location hiring? :winkwink:

SmokeyTheBear 03-05-2006 09:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BigMaster
wow ok first thing im not selling anything, second thin PR does not mean anything because the system was ruined by google, People were buying shit back links to competitors sites and triping the filters to get them banned. Third the biggest thing they are going to do tyhis month is release there new content filters so if you run and use any auto generated pages you are going to get banned I.P by I.P

pr does not mean anything ? you just said rule #8 was get pr6 links .. lol


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