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What are you afraid of?
The other night i was walking through a park and i saw a golden retreiver... that shit was just standing there staring me down. i had a flash thought that he could just start running @ me... jump on me and start malling my face off.
I also considered a boot to his skull if he were running @ me... but either way... scary shit imo. |
Also had a similar experience @ the honda dealership the other day. This fucking squirrell was starring @ me... so i did a hand signal to scare it away. It was not scared, that sob took like 10 squirrel hops towards me... i stomped... the squirell got up on his back legs and i realized he had scars on his chest. Like some kind of battle rodent or something who was fearless.
He started running @ me so i ran @ him and that got him to run off. then i had to deal with honda nad he was just loose running around the dealership garage... probably looking for some metal to eat. |
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*mauling |
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pussies :)
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You were flashing gang signs at a squirrel? :eek7 |
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lol |
some other scary shit would be burning to death. thats not scary i guess, just a horrible thought and way to go.
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thanks for the laugh zigx! i'm cracking the fuck up right now hhahaha
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:1orglaugh
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Also my friend's dad was wearing sandals (fag!) and got his big toe sucked down into an escalator step. it ended up brreaking his foot and toe. |
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i am afraid of DEATH!
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:1orglaugh :1orglaugh |
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Bears.
but you would be insane not to be. |
Dont do drugs!
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Wearing the wrong dress, being embarrassed by a little sister, being exposed a charlatan, chocolate milk, stress -- the usual -- http://www.drunkreport.com/images/drunk.tara.jpg -- :1orglaugh
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fuck shes hella dumpy looking.
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Im afraid of a psycho killer!!!
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One minute hes an average webmaster, the next hes out randomly fish hooking people. |
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AAAAAA, how awfully!!! |
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I am afraid to lose belief in close people.
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oh dude....
nice thread. :) |
I am afraid of a psycho chick cutting off my old boy and sticking it through a food processor.
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and then forcing me to drink it lol
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LOL whats that the middle finger ??? LOL a hand signal to scare animals away? is that when you point somewhere else? i've never heard about it LMAO haha |
being buried alive. I had nightmares after watching Kill Bill Volume 2 and the CSI episode where one of them got buried alive
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crazy dogs, crazy chicks and ghosts... :)
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Seen Monty Python Holy Grail?
Cute rabbit decimates small army... beware the small, cuddly animals! Especially if they have battle wounds and are still up for it. |
da po po :1orglaugh
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Im afraid of dogs. Two dogs attacked me when I was a kid. It's a great thing my mom came to rescue me.
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Moths scare the heck out of me :(
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These are lovable, well-mannered, intelligent dogs with a great charm. They are easily trained, and always patient and gentle with children. Loyal, confident, sweet and eager to please. It is active, loving and an outstanding family dog. Golden Retrievers enjoy pleasing their masters, so obedience training can be fun. They excel in obedience competitions. Friendly with everyone, including other dogs, the Golden Retriever has very little, if any, guarding instincts.
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