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com 02-28-2006 06:13 AM

Your opinions please (ladies especialy!)
 
So I'm cooking dinner this evening for a very special guest and I am curious; what do you think of the following:

Oysters rockefeller followed by;
Beef Chateaubriand & a Maitre'D Hotel Sauce mixed with a white sauce (veloute)
complimented by;
Potatoes Souffle

Desert's another story for another time, but I expect it to include whipped cream and caramel ;)

Lazonby 02-28-2006 06:19 AM

The answer to your real question is 'yes, we are all very impressed. You are obviously so sophisticated and we would all love a boyfriend like you.'

selena 02-28-2006 06:20 AM

I think your dinner guest is lucky.

It sounds delicious. :)

chadglni 02-28-2006 06:22 AM

Your dinner guest will find you to be a pretentious bore.

u-Bob 02-28-2006 06:22 AM

http://www.freewebs.com/burgerchef/1...hef%20meal.JPG

com 02-28-2006 06:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by selena
I think your dinner guest is lucky.

It sounds delicious. :)

Go raibh maith agat; that's what I was hoping to hear!!

com 02-28-2006 06:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by chadglni
Your dinner guest will find you to be a pretentious bore.

for some reason I doubt that

FlogTheLog 02-28-2006 06:25 AM

http://www.rotten.com/library/crime/...appy-meals.jpg

chadglni 02-28-2006 06:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by com
for some reason I doubt that

I was being a smartass. They will of course pretend to enjoy your arrogance because they will see that you have money.

Raven 02-28-2006 06:34 AM

Sounds delicious. Medium rare, I hope, for the meat.

Add some creme brulee before the after dinner festivities, involving the caramel and cream...and you've got a winner!

com 02-28-2006 06:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Raven
Sounds delicious. Medium rare, I hope, for the meat.

Add some creme brulee before the after dinner festivities, involving the caramel and cream...and you've got a winner!

brilliant call! As a matter of fact that has been added to the menu! thank you!

penzo 02-28-2006 06:37 AM

bon apetit!!

com 02-28-2006 06:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lazonby
The answer to your real question is 'yes, we are all very impressed. You are obviously so sophisticated and we would all love a boyfriend like you.'

While I must thank you; I honestly was not fishing for complements! Not to say I won't take 'em where I can get em! ;)

tranza 02-28-2006 07:42 AM

great menu

LauraLee 02-28-2006 07:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Raven
Sounds delicious. Medium rare, I hope, for the meat.

Add some creme brulee before the after dinner festivities, involving the caramel and cream...and you've got a winner!

Ha, i was thinking the exact same thing :helpme

Raven 02-28-2006 08:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LauraLee
Ha, i was thinking the exact same thing :helpme

Haha....why am I not surprised? :thumbsup

Syl 02-28-2006 08:16 AM

Mmm that sounds delicious, except for the oysters. Hey aren't oysters supposed to get you in the mood? Hehe. Good tactic. :thumbsup

LauraLee 02-28-2006 09:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Raven
Haha....why am I not surprised? :thumbsup

Well, true :)

fatal attraction 02-28-2006 09:54 AM

Sounds wonderful! I'm sure she'll be impressed! :thumbsup

Gianna_CECash 02-28-2006 10:03 AM

Very impressive? She will love it!

gangbangjoe 02-28-2006 10:04 AM

49 is the answer

sfera 02-28-2006 10:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by u-Bob

hahah :thumbsup

Sosa 02-28-2006 10:13 AM

lol I can't pronounce half that stuff and have no idea what most of it is.

Deej 02-28-2006 10:22 AM

oysters rockefeller is a preffered taste, I have cooked the dish many times but I would never eat it, the rockefeller sauce could be good on something else but the oysters i just dont do....do you know that your guest likes oysters? if so, nice aphrodesiac....

I personally would have gone with chicken picatta or my own personal chicken parmesan....its a lil different and better than most traditional chicken parmesan plates.....

I just made an awesome strawberry sauce out of the juice of 2 1/2 pounds of strawberries.....made somewhat of a carmelized sauce....perfect for dipping fresh strawberries into, coating with sugar......Ive seen girls' panties hit the floor simultaneously as the sweet juice of the strawberry slides down their throat....You should have that for dessert too ;)

Elli 02-28-2006 11:39 AM

Sounds very heavy.

Methodcash Rick 02-28-2006 01:05 PM

Sounds nice..

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MacDaddyPlaya 02-28-2006 01:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by chadglni
Your dinner guest will find you to be a pretentious bore.

I agree, way overdone.

ronaldo 02-28-2006 01:34 PM

Sounds like a nice meal and you'll get serious bonus points for cooking it yourself. BUT, you're setting yourself up for future problems.

Assuming this is a first date type of thing, the problem begins the NEXT time you have her over for dinner. Her expectations will be very high, so if you pull out the Hamburger Helper, the impression you made with the first meal will be a distant memory.

Most women's expectations are already high, why increase the bar? That's why you should keep first dates simple and NEVER cook yourself (Again, assuming this is a first date).

Abithefiend 02-28-2006 01:36 PM

Sounds delicious. I'd be very impressed.

emthree 02-28-2006 01:36 PM

Stop trying so hard

sex69 02-28-2006 01:48 PM

I hope she is not on a diet

Raven 02-28-2006 02:06 PM

Which does raise the question...how special is this guest?

And, what wine have you chosen?

Also, will there be champagne and strawberries? For the caramel and whipped cream act?

And, perhaps a nice walk to shake off the heaviness of the meal....before the extra curricular activities, so the special guest doesn't fall asleep in the whipped cream part of the evening's activities.

Might want to switch to salmon with a light crab sauce, served with asparagus and salad....

ronaldo 02-28-2006 02:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Raven
Also, will there be champagne and strawberries? For the caramel and whipped cream act?

And, perhaps a nice walk to shake off the heaviness of the meal....before the extra curricular activities, so the special guest doesn't fall asleep in the whipped cream part of the evening's activities.

Thanks for proving my point Raven.

Here this guy is cooking you a great meal, and the first question is will there be MORE (Champagne).

AND you want a break between the meal and the extra curricular activies?

Sorry. If I cooked my wife a meal like that WITHOUT the champagne, she better be getting her ass lubed up before dessert hits the table even. Then take a break to do the dishes and come back for more of whatever I want. :winkwink:

czarina 02-28-2006 02:49 PM

just make sure that the food matches you. You in a baseball hat, and living in a camper, will fail to make the proper impression, other than you sold the truck, and ordered out.

perlcoders 02-28-2006 02:51 PM

lol @ ubob

Just_Dave 02-28-2006 02:53 PM

that sounds good

Raven 02-28-2006 02:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ronaldo
Thanks for proving my point Raven.

Here this guy is cooking you a great meal, and the first question is will there be MORE (Champagne).

AND you want a break between the meal and the extra curricular activies?

Sorry. If I cooked my wife a meal like that WITHOUT the champagne, she better be getting her ass lubed up before dessert hits the table even. Then take a break to do the dishes and come back for more of whatever I want. :winkwink:

Hell, sweets, I'm just trying to get this guy laid....nothing more, nothing less.

As I thought about the heaviness of the meal, it seems easier to grill a salmon filet than it is to cook chateaubriand. See? I'm not being demanding...I'm strategising for him.....

If he serves meat, she'll be feeling the effects and that certainly won't get him his after dinner plan with caramel and whipped cream and we all know what THAT means...

As to the champagne, it kind of goes with the meal he's got planned..and, if you served your wife champagne, she can pour it on your cock and lick it off as you eat strawberries. :winkwink:

jaclynann 02-28-2006 02:55 PM

It sounds like you're trying really hard to make her a nice meal, but have you asked what she likes? Alot of people aren't big on oysters and alot of women don't eat meat. If you don't know her tastes really well, you may want to go with some safer foods.

Other than that, it sounds like a great meal. I'm sure she will be impressed.

ronaldo 02-28-2006 02:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Raven
Hell, sweets, I'm just trying to get this guy laid....nothing more, nothing less.

As I thought about the heaviness of the meal, it seems easier to grill a salmon filet than it is to cook chateaubriand. See? I'm not being demanding...I'm strategising for him.....

If he serves meat, she'll be feeling the effects and that certainly won't get him his after dinner plan with caramel and whipped cream and we all know what THAT means...

As to the champagne, it kind of goes with the meal he's got planned..and, if you served your wife champagne, she can pour it on your cock and lick it off as you eat strawberries. :winkwink:

You definitely raise some valid points.

Serve champage.:pimp

com 02-28-2006 03:04 PM

Thanks for all the feedback; to answer a couple of the questions:

She loves oysters rockefeller
Im definately steeling the champaign and strawberry's idea
She's cooking next time and its a little bit of a competition which is why I'm going a little over the top :)
And I've got a nice cabernet for with dinner

Deej: hook up your recipe for the strawbery sauce!


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