When a girl calls you 13+ times in middle of night.......
 

what do you do when a girl you've fucked 2 days ago has called you 13+ times in middle of the night?

i woke up today, 13 missed calls, wtf, i'll never talk to this crazy chick ever again, never answer her messages nor answer her phone calls

obviously is a crazy biatch!

she needs :helpme

She wanted some. You should've manned up and taken care of business.

dude maybe she was fiending for dick...

you're gonna let her go through withdrawal ??

you monster :(

Maybe it burns when she pees?

haha, yea man but 13 times to me means she's crazy, i can get a different chick in 5minutes (you know i'm still in MNLA ;) )

haha, trust me, i'm not that good in bed

its just like buying batteries at Radio Shack, they all ask for your phone number, but if you are smart you just make one up and avoid the hassle.
you'll learn.

:disgust

Dude, she wants to get all nice with you, marry you, and flee the country to the States. Thats all what matters to these bitches, they don't give a shit about you at all.

Poor VS Rich.

time to change cell # :)

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

yea man, well, shes phillipino whore, so i think it's a perfect example of a phillipino whore trying to marry an american, and trying way too hard

Yah you are; i was drunk, but i still remember :2 cents:

:love2suck :eek7 :repuke :helpme :1orglaugh

Next comes legal hold - she'll say you promised to marry her, sue, and you'll have to pay to get the hell out of the country.

It does happen and has happened.

Nothing like a good psycho hose beast.

...lots of fun til she puts a brick thru your windshield.

But didn't she tell you

"me love you long time" and tell you "you boocoo" (or however you spell it)

i hear foreign women cook your food, eat your ass hole out, and lick your balls without ever whining.

Isn't that what you men want? A horny slut that doesn't bitch and does everything you want without question?

Yea some people think they ran into true love, LOL.

As soon as she's in the States (or whatever rich western country), married and everyting's settled...then after a few years the issues start and she will leave you. Thats the whole plan. I have seen this happen IRL FYI. And no, not to me.

Or give the number of a friend - much more fun :Graucho

And the difference between this and a normal marriage.....



You get a few good years out of it.
:winkwink:

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Maybe you just forgot to pay her.

You better pay up, or her pimp will probably mess your face up.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

This's exactly what I was thinking...

Dont pickup :2 cents: Those whores are nasty

I hope you don't have a bunny and a large cooking pot.

doesnt mean shes nuts (although it is a good possibility lol)
maybe her car broke down and she's tryin to call you & wake you up (by calling so much)...maybe she forgot something important over at your place, you never know.

call her up and see wtf her problem was. if she says something like "oh nothing...just wanted to talk.." then ya, thats a crazy bitch LOL but you'll never know WHY she called that many times.

wow - obviously u fucked her well :) :) :)

You could start I phone business,
and I have already the client :P

go fuck her again.. :)

Tell her you're really getting in to the ATM porn scene and would like to practice on her.

two words:
restraining order

i couldn't agree more! :thumbsup

mabye she was just drunk and not crazy

Either that or she thinks she got pregnant

Once you give them the dick, you have to brak them from it slowly. So fuck her a few more times, but make sure to explain that you phone was not working, and you missed all of the calls.

after 3 days ? give the guy a break lol

hee hee

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... never piss off a psycho chick.

..who owns a hardware store?