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  • AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE
    best designer on GFY
    • Mar 2003
    • 30307

    #1

    iAlien LLC Announcement

    My concepts and innovations for tour design are ready for 2006.
    We have 8 new "Things" that will invigorate and revolutionise tours.

    Some cry about how all tours are now the same. I am sorry about that, I can not help that other designers fiend off my concepts that I originated and are what inspired the change noticed in Late 2004 to present in what a "Standard tour" is.

    You seen em, ya know the scrolling ones with thumbs then a phat wide image separeted by a graphical text bar.

    Yeah that was me that started it.

    Year 2006 stands to be another year where the basics of tour design will evolutionise again. I have new formula's, and new concepts I am sure will work and yet set the stage for 2006.

    Ya folks know where I am and we are ready for business in Content production and design.

    Alienq.
  • Steen2
    Confirmed User
    • Feb 2004
    • 7662

    #2
    Woah, very official.
    ICQ: 2262.73945

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    • Chris
      Too lazy to set a custom title
      • May 2003
      • 27880

      #3
      trolling ended already?
      [email protected]

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      • OneHungLo
        So Fucking Banned
        • May 2001
        • 40902

        #4
        Originally posted by AlienQ
        My concepts and innovations for tour design are ready for
        You seen em, ya know the scrolling ones with thumbs then a phat wide image separeted by a graphical text bar.

        Alienq.
        can you post some examples?

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        • Nismo
          Confirmed User
          • May 2002
          • 4977

          #5
          i buy massive xxx dating traffic.

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          • candyflip
            Carpe Visio
            • Jul 2002
            • 43069

            #6
            LOL. (8char)

            Spend you some brain.
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            • Just_Dave
              Its almost time
              • Dec 2002
              • 13009

              #7
              congrats and good luck in 2006

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              • Machete_
                WINNING!
                • Oct 2002
                • 14579

                #8
                we dropped the tours..
                First we brand offline in magazines and TV-ads, and then send the hits straight to a join form....Saves a shitload of BW

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                • BradM
                  Confirmed User
                  • Dec 2003
                  • 3397

                  #9
                  No, this is a trolling post. No one would take this seriously.

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                  • abyss_al
                    **LOOKING FOR TRADES**
                    • Oct 2003
                    • 15605

                    #10
                    awsome stuff
                    EMAIL: allen @ vasmediagroup.com | ICQ: 311329761 | SKYPE: abyss.al | AIM: xABYSSxALx

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                    • Ice
                      Confirmed User
                      • Nov 2002
                      • 26053

                      #11
                      Great to hear man.... can't wait to see what you have up your sleeve
                      icq 1904905

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                      • AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE
                        best designer on GFY
                        • Mar 2003
                        • 30307

                        #12
                        Originally posted by OneHungLo
                        can you post some examples?
                        Some of the best examples?

                        http://www.just18.com - Is converting off the hook for swank.
                        http://www.legaction.com - Is converting off the hook for swank as well.

                        Originating concepts from Porndollar:
                        http://www.analexploit.com
                        http://www.ilesbos.com
                        http://www.cutelucie.com

                        These tours do very well and there is still plenty of time to make a killing on them. Swank is just comming out of Beta and them testers are freaking over the results.

                        Here is a recent fun one worth mentioning.:

                        http://www.honeychest.com

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                        • The Truth Hurts
                          Zph7YXfjMhg
                          • Nov 2002
                          • 15737

                          #13
                          I know a few people that might dispute most of Aliens design inovation calims..
                          But he sure is entertaining.

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                          • OneHungLo
                            So Fucking Banned
                            • May 2001
                            • 40902

                            #14
                            Originally posted by AlienQ
                            Some of the best examples?

                            http://www.just18.com - Is converting off the hook for swank.
                            http://www.legaction.com - Is converting off the hook for swank as well.

                            Originating concepts from Porndollar:
                            http://www.analexploit.com
                            http://www.ilesbos.com
                            http://www.cutelucie.com

                            These tours do very well and there is still plenty of time to make a killing on them. Swank is just comming out of Beta and them testers are freaking over the results.

                            Here is a recent fun one worth mentioning.:

                            http://www.honeychest.com

                            so you were the first to make a tour like this?

                            http://exploitedteens.com/index1.html

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                            • AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE
                              best designer on GFY
                              • Mar 2003
                              • 30307

                              #15
                              My simplicity must perplex some of ya Photoshop "Experts".

                              Proof is in the pudding. I do not claim to be the best but I will claim to be the best at what I do. Make tours work, not show off how great and skilled I am with bevels, drop shadows and whimsical eye candy.

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                              • Manowar
                                jellyfish  
                                • Dec 2003
                                • 71528

                                #16
                                you blow you're own horn a lot

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                                • AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE
                                  best designer on GFY
                                  • Mar 2003
                                  • 30307

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by OneHungLo
                                  so you were the first to make a tour like this?

                                  http://exploitedteens.com/index1.html
                                  Yup.
                                  And thats a great tour BTW but I do not like the header so much.

                                  When people see "ET" they think Extra Terrestrial, not "Exploited TEENS!"
                                  Last edited by AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE; 11-27-2005, 01:35 PM.

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                                  • The Truth Hurts
                                    Zph7YXfjMhg
                                    • Nov 2002
                                    • 15737

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by OneHungLo
                                    so you were the first to make a tour like this?

                                    http://exploitedteens.com/index1.html

                                    why designers can't do some simple math and align/space thing perfectly is puzzilng.

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                                    • OneHungLo
                                      So Fucking Banned
                                      • May 2001
                                      • 40902

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by AlienQ
                                      Yup.
                                      And thats a great tour BTW but I do not like the header so much.

                                      When people see "ET" they think Extra Terrestrial, not "Exploited TEENS!"

                                      thanks, but you didnt originate that style of tour - i did

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                                      • AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE
                                        best designer on GFY
                                        • Mar 2003
                                        • 30307

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by OneHungLo
                                        thanks, but you didnt originate that style of tour - i did

                                        O Rly???

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                                        • OneHungLo
                                          So Fucking Banned
                                          • May 2001
                                          • 40902

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by AlienQ
                                          O Rly???

                                          ya Rly

                                          show me the first one you did

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                                          • Young
                                            Bland for life
                                            • Nov 2004
                                            • 10468

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by OneHungLo
                                            thanks, but you didnt originate that style of tour - i did
                                            archive.org doesn't have your site using that style until feb 2004. In December of 03 you were still using the old style of multi page tours.

                                            it'd be interesting to see if someone can find a site that is archived and used the style prior.
                                            ★★★

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                                            • Morgan
                                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                                              • May 2002
                                              • 10520

                                              #23
                                              lol, i actually thought you were actually a real designer for awhile.....

                                              now you've just turned into one of the gfy trolls
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                                              • candyflip
                                                Carpe Visio
                                                • Jul 2002
                                                • 43069

                                                #24
                                                My best performing BYOTs are sites that took no more than a day to build and all use the large images.

                                                I don't care who came up with it first, it works for me.

                                                Spend you some brain.
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                                                • The Truth Hurts
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                                                  • Nov 2002
                                                  • 15737

                                                  #25
                                                  Anyone in this thread named Doug?

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                                                  • AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE
                                                    best designer on GFY
                                                    • Mar 2003
                                                    • 30307

                                                    #26
                                                    One that comes to mind from way back:

                                                    http://web.archive.org/web/200207261...xcumshots.com/
                                                    Notice the Ibill right there and bang rdy to subscribe.
                                                    I am surprised this is somthing that never really caught on. The tour converted like a mother fucker to.

                                                    Now this tour was created and people laughed since everyone had non scrolling tours back then. But this is still not my earliest scrolling tour design.
                                                    The wide image concept did not start until me and Porndollar Jason Innovated the wide aspect on tours. Many webmasters made an early killing with them.
                                                    Last edited by AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE; 11-27-2005, 01:54 PM.

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                                                    • Morgan
                                                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                      • May 2002
                                                      • 10520

                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by Young
                                                      archive.org doesn't have your site using that style until feb 2004. In December of 03 you were still using the old style of multi page tours.

                                                      it'd be interesting to see if someone can find a site that is archived and used the style prior.
                                                      I was one of Rob's largest (if not the largest) affiliates back in 2000-2001 when the site was opened. He was ahead of the game as far as the rest of the tours out there go. (im a designer, and i admit).

                                                      And thank you Rob, as you know already, that site was putting $35k per month in my pocket in 2000


                                                      edit: exploitedteens.com is the site im talking about
                                                      Last edited by Morgan; 11-27-2005, 01:56 PM.
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                                                      • Far-L
                                                        Confirmed User
                                                        • Feb 2002
                                                        • 6065

                                                        #28
                                                        Alien I know you think I only give you crap but with all due respect I have to give you credit for those tours.

                                                        I don't know if you are the first but I would have to say that those tours are really nice and enticing. Clean design, good focus, tight hooks, excellent work.

                                                        Even I, who has battled with you time and time again, would consider throwing you work. If that is not a bonafide endorsement then I don't know what is.
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                                                        • Young
                                                          Bland for life
                                                          • Nov 2004
                                                          • 10468

                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by Morgan
                                                          I was one of Rob's largest (if not the largest) affiliates back in 2000-2001 when the site was opened. He was ahead of the game as far as the rest of the tours out there go. (im a designer, and i admit).

                                                          And thank you Rob, as you know already, that site was putting $35k per month in my pocket in 2000


                                                          edit: exploitedteens.com is the site im talking about
                                                          his site is amazing...i have to admit.

                                                          if there is one site out there that i would subscribe to. it would be that one.

                                                          onehung hows it converting
                                                          ★★★

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                                                          • The Truth Hurts
                                                            Zph7YXfjMhg
                                                            • Nov 2002
                                                            • 15737

                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by AlienQ
                                                            One that comes to mind from way back:

                                                            http://web.archive.org/web/200207261...xcumshots.com/
                                                            come on... 2002?

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                                                            • Rob
                                                              I'm a great bowler.
                                                              • Nov 2003
                                                              • 13310

                                                              #31
                                                              Awwww...that's sweet. You let your 8 year old niece write your very first press release.

                                                              Economical alternatives at work...good for you, champ.

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                                                              • AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE
                                                                best designer on GFY
                                                                • Mar 2003
                                                                • 30307

                                                                #32
                                                                Originally posted by Far-L
                                                                Alien I know you think I only give you crap but with all due respect I have to give you credit for those tours.

                                                                I don't know if you are the first but I would have to say that those tours are really nice and enticing. Clean design, good focus, tight hooks, excellent work.

                                                                Even I, who has battled with you time and time again, would consider throwing you work. If that is not a bonafide endorsement then I don't know what is.
                                                                We just need to start over Far L.
                                                                What ya are saying I take as a serious compliment.

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                                                                • AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE
                                                                  best designer on GFY
                                                                  • Mar 2003
                                                                  • 30307

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Originally posted by Rob
                                                                  Awwww...that's sweet. You let your 8 year old niece write your very first press release.

                                                                  Economical alternatives at work...good for you, champ.
                                                                  Go kill you're fucking lion already bitch.

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                                                                  • imageman
                                                                    Confirmed User
                                                                    • Jun 2003
                                                                    • 1938

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Alien your first two sites are excellent where's your site /prices /etc ?

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                                                                    • Brujah
                                                                      Beer Money Baron
                                                                      • Jan 2001
                                                                      • 22157

                                                                      #35
                                                                      Originally posted by AlienQ
                                                                      Yeah that was me that started it.
                                                                      In conversations I have with others about certain sites and why we like the designs or concepts, I always include this phrase now...

                                                                      "That's hot, I know the guy that came up with that innovation/idea/concept."

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                                                                      • AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE
                                                                        best designer on GFY
                                                                        • Mar 2003
                                                                        • 30307

                                                                        #36
                                                                        Originally posted by imageman
                                                                        Alien your first two sites are excellent where's your site /prices /etc ?
                                                                        Hit me up on ICQ, I will show ya Area 51


                                                                        ICQ: 78943384

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                                                                        • alan-l
                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                          • May 2003
                                                                          • 2477

                                                                          #37
                                                                          Originally posted by AlienQ
                                                                          Some of the best examples?

                                                                          http://www.just18.com - Is converting off the hook for swank.
                                                                          http://www.legaction.com - Is converting off the hook for swank as well.

                                                                          Originating concepts from Porndollar:
                                                                          http://www.analexploit.com
                                                                          http://www.ilesbos.com
                                                                          http://www.cutelucie.com

                                                                          These tours do very well and there is still plenty of time to make a killing on them. Swank is just comming out of Beta and them testers are freaking over the results.

                                                                          Here is a recent fun one worth mentioning.:

                                                                          http://www.honeychest.com
                                                                          you know I've respect for you, but I fail to see what's so different in those tours to every other tour around. Maybe cleaner style, but they all look the same as others, the sickening header/episode/bang we have a tour approach.

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                                                                          • Rob
                                                                            I'm a great bowler.
                                                                            • Nov 2003
                                                                            • 13310

                                                                            #38
                                                                            Originally posted by AlienQ
                                                                            Go kill you're fucking lion already bitch.
                                                                            But it's so much more fun getting under your skin. C'mon, tell us how you've been doing this for 12 years and how you've designed jobs for industrial powerhouses like AVN and XBIZ! I'm sure your magazine ads were nominated for an ADDY!

                                                                            YOU FUCKING ROCK, ALIEN!!!! You give mediocrity a brand new definition! Here's to you!

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                                                                            • AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE
                                                                              best designer on GFY
                                                                              • Mar 2003
                                                                              • 30307

                                                                              #39
                                                                              Here ya go kids:
                                                                              http://web.archive.org/web/199706171....sexmuseum.com

                                                                              Some of you were in Diapers in 1997.

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                                                                              • lazycash
                                                                                Troll Patrol
                                                                                • Aug 2002
                                                                                • 15214

                                                                                #40
                                                                                Time to give credit where credit is due. One part of Alienq's style that he has mastered like no one else is the rampant misspellings throughout his tours.

                                                                                Oh, and can you also tell us who the "we" is in your announcement, have you put together a full design team?
                                                                                "WTF, on google you can find the answer to every question in human history, EXCEPT how to convert cams..

                                                                                Its crazy..."

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                                                                                • AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE
                                                                                  best designer on GFY
                                                                                  • Mar 2003
                                                                                  • 30307

                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  I am not aware of many actual typos on tours I release professionally.

                                                                                  If ya know somehting I do not Lets see it.

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                                                                                  • mrthumbs
                                                                                    salad tossing sig guy
                                                                                    • Apr 2002
                                                                                    • 11702

                                                                                    #42
                                                                                    Originally posted by lazycash
                                                                                    Time to give credit where credit is due. One part of Alienq's style that he has mastered like no one else is the rampant misspellings throughout his tours.

                                                                                    Oh, and can you also tell us who the "we" is in your announcement, have you put together a full design team?
                                                                                    Anything goes to compensate a small penis and a bullying throughout kindergarten..

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                                                                                    • Downtime
                                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                                      • May 2004
                                                                                      • 7320

                                                                                      #43
                                                                                      Originally posted by Just_Dave
                                                                                      congrats and good luck in 2006
                                                                                      i agree, congrats man
                                                                                      #27024067

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                                                                                      • Rob
                                                                                        I'm a great bowler.
                                                                                        • Nov 2003
                                                                                        • 13310

                                                                                        #44
                                                                                        Originally posted by lazycash
                                                                                        Oh, and can you also tell us who the "we" is in your announcement, have you put together a full design team?
                                                                                        The guy is obviously a schitzo...I'm sure he has like 30 people working for him but it doesn't strike him as odd that they're using the same computer.

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                                                                                        • crockett
                                                                                          in a van by the river
                                                                                          • May 2003
                                                                                          • 76818

                                                                                          #45
                                                                                          Why is it we always see the designers on GFY go fruit loops?
                                                                                          In November, you can vote for America's next president or its first dictator.

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                                                                                          • lazycash
                                                                                            Troll Patrol
                                                                                            • Aug 2002
                                                                                            • 15214

                                                                                            #46
                                                                                            Originally posted by AlienQ

                                                                                            If ya know somehting I do not Lets see it.
                                                                                            Great, perfect example.
                                                                                            "WTF, on google you can find the answer to every question in human history, EXCEPT how to convert cams..

                                                                                            Its crazy..."

                                                                                            VenusBlogger

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                                                                                            • Rob
                                                                                              I'm a great bowler.
                                                                                              • Nov 2003
                                                                                              • 13310

                                                                                              #47
                                                                                              Originally posted by crockett
                                                                                              Why is it we always see the designers on GFY go fruit loops?
                                                                                              I don't think he went anywhere, he was like that when he got here.

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                                                                                              • Far-L
                                                                                                Confirmed User
                                                                                                • Feb 2002
                                                                                                • 6065

                                                                                                #48
                                                                                                Originally posted by AlienQ
                                                                                                I am not aware of many actual typos on tours I release professionally.

                                                                                                If ya know somehting I do not Lets see it.

                                                                                                Definitely willing to start over. Bygones are bygones.

                                                                                                The one positive criticism I can make is that you should also be checking spelling on your press releases too.

                                                                                                Bad spelling does not make a bad designer though - however, knowing that is one of your weaknesses I recommend writing your posts in a word program that will correct for you then cut and paste them to the boards.

                                                                                                We will certainly be throwing you some work soon though if you are up for it.
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                                                                                                • Rob
                                                                                                  I'm a great bowler.
                                                                                                  • Nov 2003
                                                                                                  • 13310

                                                                                                  #49
                                                                                                  Originally posted by Far-L
                                                                                                  however, knowing that is one of your weaknesses I recommend writing your posts in a word program that will correct for you then cut and paste them to the boards.
                                                                                                  Microsoft is working in close collaboration with the U.S. Government and other private organizations to develop software that is able to handle that kind of work load. They have come close but do not plan to release anything, even a beta version until late 2008. By then Alien will be back working at Burger King full time so the project will be moot.

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                                                                                                  • candyflip
                                                                                                    Carpe Visio
                                                                                                    • Jul 2002
                                                                                                    • 43069

                                                                                                    #50
                                                                                                    Does the two for $500 deal still stand?

                                                                                                    Spend you some brain.
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