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SNOW 03-05-2002 06:53 PM

Name my gun contest
 
I have nicknames for all of my guns, I got a new Luger and can't come up with a good name for it, so I'm giving a set of Aaron's content to whoever can come up with the best name for it.

(hint, I like old Western stars)

Shianna 03-05-2002 06:56 PM

Busty shemale escort
 
:ak47: John Eastwood

Tam 03-05-2002 06:58 PM

Call it Lex....... not sure if you keep up with wrestling or not but there was once a wrestler, and I don't keep up with these newer guys, but the guys name was Lex Lugar.... he was a BADASS motherfucker......... he went for a LONG ass time undefeated..... call it Lex

Tam

Cheshire 03-05-2002 07:00 PM

Old Western Stars? How about Northern ones? Call it Polaris.

AaronM 03-05-2002 07:02 PM

hehehe.. How about Trigger?

theWatsonian 03-05-2002 07:05 PM

Name it Fritz Lang, after the German director of the westerns The Return of Jesse James, Western Union and Rancho Notorious.

Clay 03-05-2002 07:05 PM

Call it "my little friend"

Then when youre drunk on labatts and you can take it out and yell "Say hello to my little fwend!!!"

BrettJ 03-05-2002 07:15 PM

adolf

Mike Semen 03-05-2002 07:17 PM

How 'bout ...Magnum?
:Graucho

[Labret] 03-05-2002 07:22 PM

The Solution To The TGP Problem

or

TGP3

Squishy 03-05-2002 07:25 PM

Clint Plywood

mobboss 03-05-2002 07:38 PM

SingleRamcocker...

mobboss 03-05-2002 07:39 PM

LEAD-Juice Erika

nemesis 03-05-2002 07:53 PM

ottoman star

RedShoe 03-05-2002 08:00 PM

Here is a list of names, both ficticious, and non fictious, that I could think of. I hope it helps.

"The Duke"
"Trinity"
"Josey Wales"
"Pale Rider"
"Butch"
"Jesse James"
"Bat Masterson"
"Sundance"

"Billy The Kid"
"William Bonnie"

"Wyatt"
"Sam Colt" (aka "Sam The Deadly")
"Frank Leslie"
"Walter Brennan"
"Gary Cooper"

burn 03-05-2002 08:01 PM

BAD MOFO

jimmyf 03-05-2002 08:08 PM

The bad'est of the bad.

name your gun
Wesley

As in John Wesley Hardin.

Shot a man for snore'ing

ICQ me on how I can collect my content please.

theWatsonian 03-05-2002 09:28 PM

jimmyf, you bought them Time-Life Books them city folks was selling some twenty years back, didn'cha?

jimmyf 03-05-2002 10:50 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by theWatsonian
jimmyf, you bought them Time-Life Books them city folks was selling some twenty years back, didn'cha?
More like 30+ years ago...:winkwink:

:BangBang: Blood Letter's and Badmen...:BangBang:best book I ever bought...loaned it to someone and never got it back...
Had some kewl pictures...that's all I look for in a book....I can't read, never learned..:winkwink:

SNOW 03-05-2002 11:23 PM

You guys are great, but I've already named two of my guns Hopalong Cassidy and Bat Masterson.

Lensman 03-06-2002 12:48 AM

"Miss Fire"

Aussie Rebel 03-06-2002 12:56 AM

Roscoe

Steve 03-06-2002 01:19 AM

Madame Tootsie

boneprone 03-06-2002 04:38 AM

cock craver

KC 03-06-2002 07:33 AM

You should name the gun "THIS IS NOT MY POST"

:)

Lensman 04-26-2002 06:44 AM

Izzy Uzzi

chodadog 04-26-2002 06:46 AM

You guys all have it wrong..

You need to call him something that inspires fear in the very soul of a man.. something that will make any tough guy quiver like a five year old...

something like...

like..



.... Harold?

Theo 04-26-2002 06:48 AM

"last shot"

on the contrary i name my knives and spoons :1orglaugh

Jakke PNG 04-26-2002 06:51 AM

John
or maybe
Bill

letshunt 04-26-2002 06:54 AM

call it a popgun.....then get yourself a .50 Desert Eagle and name it Elvis

SykkBoy 04-26-2002 07:01 AM

Chuckles

you could even do a little theme song:
"Chuckles,
Oh chuckles the gun
It's a whole lotta fun
When I get drunk or high
I know it's somewhere nearby
Oh, Chuckles The Gun
Cha Cha Cha"

you could even do a quickdraw on some fucker during the "cha cha cha" part..........

Pornwolf 04-26-2002 07:05 AM

I think you should name it Dick

That way if someone fucks with you you can say,

"Don't Make Me Have To Pull Out My Dick!"

Jakke PNG 04-26-2002 07:18 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Pornwolf
I think you should name it Dick

That way if someone fucks with you you can say,

"Don't Make Me Have To Pull Out My Dick!"

:1orglaugh

h0st 04-26-2002 07:27 AM

James West

SNOW 04-26-2002 07:32 AM

Double Barreled cock eyed Lensman
M-16 Ram-Bolt Kadafi Killer
PenisFan SharpShooter
SaturdayNight Chesire Special
uzzingMissy Automatic
red-eye-red-neck-ak47

My stg-58 is called snow..

Pornwolf 04-26-2002 07:36 AM

He He, Nice collection!

I'd especially like to get my hands on one of those Saturday Night Cheshire Specials! That's one sexy gun!:winkwink:

Gemini 04-26-2002 07:41 AM

F3 class eh? :winkwink:

Penrod 04-26-2002 08:03 AM

Say hello to " Silverado"

hyper 04-26-2002 08:06 AM

get back to work snow

call it "left eye" in honor of left eye lopez

Pornwolf 04-26-2002 08:11 AM

Yeah, then you can say

"I shot that motherfucker with my Left Eye!"

Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha...ha...ehhhh Must... get... to... work...


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