What is the best way to break up with someone?
 

Without hurting the other person? :helpme

Tell Her To Get Lost Byatch......

a little too harsh lol

Just be honest they will appretiate it

if they like you then they are going to get hurt no matter what :2 cents: but honesty to the girl is the best way to go about it.

Just go up and say, "It's not you, it's me. I don't like you."

Either fax or by telling her best friend to tell her...

yep
be honest and cut it clean

she will be hurt anyway, so just be honest!

get the steppin byatch! Fuckin skanky hoe!

Just disappear.

Definitely; still the best thing to do is telling what you really feel no matter it hurts.

"Best way" and "without hurting" is a total contradiction.

Breaking up with a female, without hurting them, requires you to talk with them about everything they want to talk about for at least 24 hours over a period of two or three weeks.

This is totally destructive to the male.

Get her is a quiet but public place that you can walk away from. Break up face to face, and then walk away.

For greater prep, watch the "snicky note" episode of Sex in the City.

3 words:

"I am Gay"

Either by:

Fax
Email
SMS

^^ Whichever method is cheaper.

A post-it works great.

tell her you have AIDS

fuck her mom.... She'll run for the hills

There is no way to do it properly without hurting the other (unless its a mutual thing). The best thing in the long run is to make a clean break. Dont try to be friends or any shit like that. If you're in the same social group, try to minimise contact.

You'll look like an asshole in the short term, but its better for everyone long term.

:1orglaugh


Just reverse it. How would you want her to break up with you?

It's not you. It's me. Blah blah blah.

Last man I broke up with I said this.

Call me when you get a job.

Las woman I broke up with I said.

I've joined Fridgid Bitch Anonomous. So grab your stuff and get the fuck out.

it is true that honesty will get you caught in the girl's web for a shoulder to cry on, even in a public place. what i would suggest is that you start cheating on her, and the rest will follow... through a slow process in your head you will find your way and/or get busted in the meantime, which both leads to quick short break ups with bad publicity afterwards, which is good publicity anyways!

Or icq! That's what my last ex did :1orglaugh

umm, i think the best way is to be honest, just tell her what you feel.Period.

Get her really drunk and in a room with some guys she thinks are hot.

Inevitably one of them will go for it and she'll probably let them.

Dump her for cheating on you.

or leave a voicemail

Tell her you're gay and never talk to her again. If she tries to talk to you again after that, tell her, "Kiss me like a fag!"

Or... right as you bust a nut in her you can say, "I have AIDS." Everything fixes itself from that point on...

:1orglaugh

tell her, brb and never come back again

Text message. Note on car windshield. Tell friend. Email. Fax. Classified ad.

There is no easy or right way. If she likes you she's going to be hurt. It's best to not have to see it or deal with it.

Ask her to sit down with because you want to let her know something.

Then say: Honey....I really wouldn't know what I should do without you.
I have absolute no idea how I should get by when you're not by my side


But....................Starting tomorrow......I'm gonna try!


Works like a charm :winkwink:

any which way you cut it, if she loves you she's gonna get hurt.

Let her think the breakup is her idea. Be a total dick for a couple weeks and let things play themselves out.

Or send a clear and firm message. Like a restraining order.

lolllllllllllllllllllllllllll @ the restraining order

Tell her you prefer pole smoking. *shrug*

...get very drunk when at a party when you can get taken advantage of by another woman...make sure you leave with her..

or..

drug her, kill her, fuck her, chop her into bits , bury her in surrounding country side and save some good bits to eat. :thumbsup

I.

Just be honest bro, and then it's not going to back fire...... :thumbsup

seriously, she would be laughing :1orglaugh

:smokin

The its not you its me routine is usually a good let down, but they all know that's a lie. So if you don't want to lie, then just tell her you don't want to continue the relationship...

WG