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RogerV 09-08-2005 01:38 PM

Do you like Bush?
 
Just curious how many Porn Peddlers support him now.

IwantU Bryan 09-08-2005 01:42 PM

The Kennebunkport Hillbilly
(tune of The Beverly Hillbillies Theme Song)
Come and listen to my story 'bout a boy name Bush.
His IQ was zero and his head was up his tush.
He drank like a fish while he drove all about.
But that didn't matter 'cuz his daddy bailed him out.
DUI, that is. Criminal record. Cover-up.

Well, the first thing you know little Georgie goes to Yale.
He can't spell his name but they never let him fail.
He spends all his time hangin' out with student folk.
And that's when he learns how to snort a line of coke.
Blow, that is. White gold. Nose candy.

The next thing you know there's a war in Vietnam.
Kin folks say, "George, stay at home with Mom."
Let the common people get maimed and scarred.
We'll buy you a spot in the Texas Air Guard.
Cushy, that is. Country clubs. Nose candy.

Twenty years later George gets a little bored.
He trades in the booze, says that Jesus is his Lord.
He said, "Now the White House is the place I wanna be."
So he called his daddy's friends and they called the GOP.
Gun owners, that is. Falwell. Jesse Helms.

Come November 7, the election ran late.
Kin folks said "Jeb, give the boy your state!"
"Don't let those colored folks get into the polls."
So they put up barricades so they couldn't punch their holes.
Chads, that is. Duval County. Miami-Dade.

Before the votes were counted five Supremes stepped in.
Told all the voters "Hey, we want George to win."
"Stop counting votes!" was their solemn invocation.
And that's how George finally got his coronation.
Rigged, that is. Illegitimate. No moral authority.
Y'all come vote now. Ya hear?

:1orglaugh

[illnet]-Tracie 09-08-2005 01:52 PM

The Kennebunkport Hillbilly---LMAO
Nice one-where did you find it?

KRL 09-08-2005 02:28 PM

He's one of those presidents that you shake your head on in amazement quite a lot. I think he has basic integrity, but the job is beyond his abilities to handle it all.

I liked his father. I like his brother Jeb who is governer of Florida.

Wolfy 09-08-2005 02:50 PM

Aye. 5678

BigCashCrew Dude 09-08-2005 02:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KRL
I think he has basic integrity, but the job is beyond his abilities to handle it all.


well, said...and 100% correct

RogerV 09-08-2005 03:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KRL
He's one of those presidents that you shake your head on in amazement quite a lot. I think he has basic integrity, but the job is beyond his abilities to handle it all.

I liked his father. I like his brother Jeb who is governer of Florida.


Is it true that Jeb Bush?s wife owns the company that supply food to all the Florida prisons? Just a rumor I heard most of the time they are true though

Fresh 09-08-2005 03:27 PM

hes an idiot :2 cents:

jimthefiend 09-08-2005 03:29 PM

I prefer my women to shave.

UniversalPass Pete 09-08-2005 03:29 PM

"Don't buy gas unless you need it!" :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Never bought a gallon of gas I didn't need LOL!

BellaSeaira 09-08-2005 03:48 PM

LOL funny shit...

Scott McD 09-08-2005 03:49 PM

He makes me laugh so yes...

Go Bush !! :winkwink:

Violetta 09-08-2005 03:54 PM

He is like 18 years old in his head! Fool

pornguy 09-08-2005 04:08 PM

He is an ass hat for sure.



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HDADULT 09-08-2005 04:41 PM

since no one said it yet ill say..i prever shaved :P

keyboard warrior 09-08-2005 04:50 PM

time for a new pres

RogerV 09-08-2005 04:53 PM

9 people in Porn will follow him to their grave

thats amazing I really did expect more sheep to follow him to the slaughter house

RogerV 09-08-2005 04:54 PM

you know what I'm starting to believe in Karma.. he won for a reason LOL

Carol@Pixipay 09-08-2005 04:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RogerV
you know what I'm starting to believe in Karma.. he won for a reason LOL


Who's karma though???

Hornydog4cooter 09-08-2005 04:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by IwantU Bryan
The Kennebunkport Hillbilly
(tune of The Beverly Hillbillies Theme Song)
Come and listen to my story 'bout a boy name Bush.
His IQ was zero and his head was up his tush.
He drank like a fish while he drove all about.
But that didn't matter 'cuz his daddy bailed him out.
DUI, that is. Criminal record. Cover-up.

Well, the first thing you know little Georgie goes to Yale.
He can't spell his name but they never let him fail.
He spends all his time hangin' out with student folk.
And that's when he learns how to snort a line of coke.
Blow, that is. White gold. Nose candy.

The next thing you know there's a war in Vietnam.
Kin folks say, "George, stay at home with Mom."
Let the common people get maimed and scarred.
We'll buy you a spot in the Texas Air Guard.
Cushy, that is. Country clubs. Nose candy.

Twenty years later George gets a little bored.
He trades in the booze, says that Jesus is his Lord.
He said, "Now the White House is the place I wanna be."
So he called his daddy's friends and they called the GOP.
Gun owners, that is. Falwell. Jesse Helms.

Come November 7, the election ran late.
Kin folks said "Jeb, give the boy your state!"
"Don't let those colored folks get into the polls."
So they put up barricades so they couldn't punch their holes.
Chads, that is. Duval County. Miami-Dade.

Before the votes were counted five Supremes stepped in.
Told all the voters "Hey, we want George to win."
"Stop counting votes!" was their solemn invocation.
And that's how George finally got his coronation.
Rigged, that is. Illegitimate. No moral authority.
Y'all come vote now. Ya hear?

:1orglaugh


Thats was good :1orglaugh

RogerV 09-08-2005 05:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CarolW
Who's karma though???


Not mine thats for sure :)

xxxjay 09-08-2005 05:15 PM

You know where I stand Roger.

xxxjay 09-08-2005 05:23 PM

Did the sheep vote not get counted? I was sure there was a lot more of them of GFY!

Who woulda thunk it?

Theo 09-08-2005 05:25 PM

where;s the option "yes, i like him because he fucked up things for good (as expected)"? :)

Theo 09-08-2005 05:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RogerV
9 people in Porn will follow him to their grave


well lets not waste time :1orglaugh

chupachups 09-08-2005 05:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Soul_Rebel
well lets not waste time :1orglaugh

exactly :1orglaugh

Downtime 09-08-2005 05:35 PM

yep i'd vote for him again in a heartbeat

RogerV 09-08-2005 05:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Downtime
yep i'd vote for him again in a heartbeat

Then why are you in Porn? this is what I really don't get. LOL

HairToStay 09-08-2005 05:56 PM

The only bush I like is the one between my legs!

zobmaster 09-08-2005 06:09 PM

he is incompetent and irresponsible. This guy is a joke. For his country and for the rest of the world. he has the intelligence of a tuna sandwitch.

Funbrunette 09-08-2005 06:11 PM

WHO??? :1orglaugh

evanmorgan 09-08-2005 06:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KRL
He's one of those presidents that you shake your head on in amazement quite a lot. I think he has basic integrity, but the job is beyond his abilities to handle it all.

I liked his father. I like his brother Jeb who is governer of Florida.

spot on, some people make out that he is the devil....

Webby 09-08-2005 06:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KRL
He's one of those presidents that you shake your head on in amazement quite a lot. I think he has basic integrity, but the job is beyond his abilities to handle it all.

Ya think?? :1orglaugh

Hell knows why the guy ever was considered as qualified for more than tending cattle in Texas. Even as governor there he left with the usual massive debt he had a habit of accumulating in his own business "career".

I'd hate to think of the true financial condition of the US by the time he gets back to playing cowboys and oil magnates. The guy is just pointless.

tranza 09-08-2005 07:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by UniversalPass Pete
"Don't buy gas unless you need it!" :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Never bought a gallon of gas I didn't need LOL!

hahah, you got my point :1orglaugh

BV 09-08-2005 08:02 PM

I don't like Bush, I like it shaved. :-)

RogerV 09-08-2005 09:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BV
I don't like Bush, I like it shaved. :-)

Did you read my last post on our old thread :winkwink:


Go bush

uvort 09-09-2005 12:32 AM

Fuck no.

ffmihai 09-09-2005 01:54 AM

hello no!

Empress_JoinRightNow 09-09-2005 02:07 AM

Well, it seems that there are still some pro-Bush people here.:)

SuckOnThis 09-09-2005 02:17 AM

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