help - i'm wicked fucking wigged out right now
 

ok. went on a date tonight - late - yeah basically a fuck date.

met her on lavalife phone thing - talked a while - clicked - she decided to come over and spend the night - i took the risk cause we just clicked on the phone- normally i take more time than that but this one felt ok.

she shows up, cute - 30's - anyway she comes in and i offer her a drink. She starts to throw up. ok, i'm thinking drunk bitch - lead her to the bathroom and she pukes in there for a while - she comes out and says there's a smell in my house that's making her throw up. i know my basset stinks but he's not that bad but some oders don't agree with some people so i lead her to the deck outside. There she says what she smelled is death - my dog's gona die - he's suffering and i should let him go. WHAT THE FUCK? ok, he's got a skin rash he scratches now and then but he's healthy and happy - just lazy like a basset is all. I'm not impressed but i think dumb bitch - i still wana get laid- hey she's hot and some oders just don't agree with some people - anyway i sugest a hotel and we go there.

in the room she starts the throwing up again - runs to the bathroom and comes out and says the smell is me and i'm gona die and the last time she smelt this was with her brother and he died the next tuesday. She says I should cancel my next trip - she doesn't even know i travel much. Next one is montreal on the 1st..........

I'm not buying this - mostly cause she started throwing up right beside some old chicken in my kitched that i had forgotten to throw out and i realized later it was starting to smell.

anyway at the hotel i hit my limit when we start to get heavy petting and she gets up and says she's got to go get cigerettes - what the fuck? it's 5am in the fucking morning - so she leaves to get them - i get dressed while she's gone - ok - yeah we were both naked... and when she gets back she says she can't stay there with me - which i'm fine with cause i'm leaving anyway - i go home and write this.


gota admit - i'm a little wigged out - but i still think she's an idiot.

can i have your stereo ?

nice date

She sounds like a bundle of sunshine :uhoh

no fucking kidding - bitch didn't have enough money for cab fair to get her and asked for help when she got to the door - I should have clued in then. who the fuck gets into a cab without enough money for the fair.

fucking psychic should have sceen that one comming - not had when the fair numbers keep getting HIGHER and go over the amount of money you have in your pocket.

I left the bitch at the hotel without cab fair home - she forgot to ask for it and although i remembered a didn't want to offer cause i was pissed at her

That sure is one odd motherfucking date.

no fucking kidding - what the fuck are you doing dating when your purpose is to make people feel like shit.

fucking idiots with fucked up issues

you're telling me- freaked the living fuck out of me - ealier all i could think about was getting laid... now i'm just freaked out and it's slowly sinking in just how fuckeed up that bitch was....

jesus - i never treat people like that in real life, and the death thing - FUCK - that's hardcore

Holy fuck dude! If this is a true story Id leave my ass home for a long while..lol. But then again, im a very superstitious wop :1orglaugh

Ray

she was specific about my next trip - i'm starting to wonder if i should cancel montreal

I was kinda hoping to meet you this time around...but hey I'll pass if it means you getting run over or something.












Are you done messing with everyone? lol

They have dogs that can smell cancer. That would freek the shit outta me, and there's no way I'd get on that next flight. It's the fucked up ones that usually have an extra sense.

not messing with anyone - this REALLY happened tonight - it's wigging me out but i still think she's a fucking idiot

that's what's really starting to wig me out right about now. seriously - it's fuckign with my head.

Some people are sickened by certain scents, it's chemical and you can't do anything about it. I know personally a lot of food scents nauseate me when they are cooking... brownies, chicken etc. I still like them though :upsidedow

Chances are this psuedo-psychic date has these 'premonitions' everyday. Like she's in a grocery store and stops a little old lady from buying a melon... "I SEE DEATH! I SEE POISON! CHOOSE APPLES!" :1orglaugh

Hope this helps

"Is your girlfriend spitting pea soup and speaking in tongues again? Maxim?s exorcise program will soon have her fit as a fiddle."

http://www.maximonline.com/articles/article_2881.html

she went on and on to me that she never does this - but i got the feeling that she does and it's her way of getting some power in her life cause if she can't even afford a cab she hasn't got much controll over the rest of her life

man, this is another reason why dating real women sucks... call a hooker, you can afford it!

and i wouldnt worry about it, she's just looking for an excuse as to why she has TB or is a crackhead and pukes all the time...

that's probally the reality of it.

fuck i hate dating - sooo many idiots.

to be honest there are VERy few women i'd consider actually seriously dating. VERY few. these are just fuck dates cause i like getting laid but i SHOULD use hookers - they'd be a whole fucking lot easier and just as fucking cheap without the hastle

na, i think she must have been sick and a good bull shitter so she makes a story up about the dog, and when she got sick again and you were the comon denominator she passed it onto you.

everyone i work with thinks they are a good bull shitter, but i let them because i think it's funny when someone calls them on it and they dig themselves deeper.

you should hear some of the drama that they come up with. i'll have to post some of them.

Be happy be merry and don't sweat it. The demon in this is fear and control.

"We have nothing to fear but fear its self" - JFK

my biggest problem is I actually LIKE women - i just hate idiots. it's hard with cute women idiots - the radar gets foggy for a while

thanks - that's more like the real reality of it

dude, she's fucked up, lol

dude, let it be. u win some, u lose some

That's why you should only rent the best! If you're just looking to get laid, hookers are great, and they'll keep their death talk to themselves!

dude, you're still the man

maybe in the morning you'll be able to laugh about it

don't forget to throw that chicken out

:thumbsup

my long lost brother! mom's been looking for you... something about money missing from her purse...

soo true - i'm done with dating for a while now after that idiot

Man thats fucked up, bitch was proably drunk or drugged up and throwin up and talkin shit out of her ass, or as juicy and Timmy would say TRIPPPINNNNNN BALLLLLLLLLZZZZZZZZz

wow intersting story...I wouldn't feel different than you in that moment.
Weird ppl living on this planet I say. Perhaps she pretends to be some kind of witch.
Btw. I wouldn't conclude that only because she told you to cancel your next travel, she knew of your next travel... I mean everyone travels from time to time, so that argument always works - more or less...

just cancell you trip, not that I believe in that kind of shit, but you'll have a piece of mind

fuck that! just in spite of what that stupif hahahaha said i'd go on 3 trips this week and bring my whole family line along with me

death to the weak!

crazyness, sheer and utter crazyness. kinda sexy tho.

This deserves an award for weirdest fucking date ever...

Smart move ditching her.

Don't listen to her bro. She sounds psycho, not psychic! As for dating, don't allow one bad apple to spoil the bunch. Try MySpace, it's amazing how well one can do on that site... :pimp

holy shit dude! HAHAHAHAHAHA

Worst Date Ever! :1orglaugh

Lose wieght and pick up chicks at a bar.

Or go to Hooters and try to convince yourself the waitresses aren't just looking for extra tips...

OK, first of all, that's not "dating", lol! As Kman said, if all you want is to get laid, get a hooker. Now this psycho knows where you live, what you drive, probably saw the digits on your credit card when you paid for the hotel, etc.

I'm so glad I'm a chick - getting sex is so much easier ;)

She's a whack job. Don't sweat it. If she ever calls again, don't answer or tell her frankly that you're not interested and that she shouldn't call again.

Next time, don't wear Old Spice.