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Cory W 08-09-2005 03:37 PM

The ketchup guy from Internext. He urinated his trunks by the pool. Who is he? (pic)
 
People were dumping ketchup on his head. This is the same guy that while attending the Montreal show ended up getting written all over. I ended up paying for his cab home (along with former Eric-Gamma) at that show. That was about $40 or something out of my pocket, not to mention 3 cabs that refused service.

Is this how our industry markets? Just get your logo on the camera any way you can?

I have the video. But you need Quicktime 7 for it, I shot it in HD. Hell, I figure the guy never thanked me for helping him last time, might as well get the footage as it seems it is his style. The video shows his boss or someone yell at him, maybe fire him, I am not sure. But man, when that kid gets tanked, look out.

As you know, I have been to a lot of shows, but I must say, seeing him piss on the floor of the pool restaurant with others watching took the cake. I am serious, I never thought I would see that at a show.

So who is he? Does he have friends? In both cases, no one helps him out. In the one case that I did help him out, he did not seem to care. Is this a Marketing ploy?

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PhillipB 08-09-2005 03:39 PM

hes the guy from 2much. Interesting marketing tactics to say the least.

Viral Forehead Marketing?

LukieD 08-09-2005 03:41 PM

He's got his fucking eyes open! Why didnt he stop them?!

xclusive 08-09-2005 03:41 PM

Dude looks like he needs help

StuartD 08-09-2005 03:42 PM

his eyes are open? Was he awake while this happened?

Sly 08-09-2005 03:43 PM

I bet ketchup would feel good out in that heat. Plus, all he needs is some fries and a burger and he's all set.

fl_prn_str 08-09-2005 03:44 PM

Self Esteem

I wrote her off for the tenth time today
And practiced all the things I would say
But she came over
I lost my nerve
I took her BACK and made her dessert
Now I know I'm being used
That's okay man cause I like the abuse
I know she's playing with me
That's okay cause I've got no self esteem

chorus:
Oh wayo, yeah, yeah
Ohhhhhhh, yeah, yeah (Repeat three times)

We make plans to go out at night
I wait till 2 then I turn out the light
this rejection?s got me so low
If she keeps it up I just might tell her so

Chorus

When she's saying, all that she wants only me
Then I wonder why she sleeps with my friends
When she saying, all men are like a disease
Then I wonder how much more I can spend
Well I guess, I should stick up for myself
But I really think it's better this way
The more you suffer
The more it shows you really care Right? Yeah!

Now I'll relate, this little bit
That happens more than I'd like to admit
Late at night, she knocks on my door
She's drunk again and, looking to score
Now I know, I should say no, but
That's kind of hard when she's ready to go
I may be dumb, but I'm not a dweeb
I'm just a sucker with no self esteem

Chorus

When she's saying, all that she wants only me
Then I wonder why she sleeps with my friends
When she's saying, all that I'm like a disease
Then I wonder how much more I can spend
Well I guess, I should stick up for myself
But I really think it's better this way
The more you suffer
The more it shows you really care Right? Yeah!

SouthernGirl 08-09-2005 03:44 PM

this thread and that video is very mean spirited. i hope he is some kind of whale who can deliver 500 sales a day.

Cory W 08-09-2005 03:44 PM

Honestly, it is strange. I helped him in Montreal man, but I honestly figured the dude is trying to market this way.

BTW, everyone talks about him, and everyone has one question...who is he and why does he have no friends coming to pull him out of his drinking bender?

Sly 08-09-2005 03:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WEG Cory
BTW, everyone talks about him, and everyone has one question...who is he and why does he have no friends coming to pull him out of his drinking bender?

It seems like at every show there's that one guy acting like a nut that nobody seems to know. Why is that?

Antonio 08-09-2005 03:46 PM

now I'm hungry again

MaDalton 08-09-2005 03:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WEG Cory
Honestly, it is strange. I helped him in Montreal man, but I honestly figured the dude is trying to market this way.

BTW, everyone talks about him, and everyone has one question...who is he and why does he have no friends coming to pull him out of his drinking bender?


i've seen him already on the first evening drunken as hell and expected something like that to happen again. i think it's wasted money to employ someone like him. :2 cents:

but it was nice to see you, your gf and your dad :)

WiredGuy 08-09-2005 03:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sly
It seems like at every show there's that one guy acting like a nut that nobody seems to know. Why is that?

This would be same guy, 2 consecutive shows now. What are the odds we'll go 3 for 3.
WG

Cory W 08-09-2005 03:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SouthernGirl
this thread and that video is very mean spirited. i hope he is some kind of whale who can deliver 500 sales a day.

You run a free host and an anorexia content site. You don't know 500 sale a day guys.

SouthernGirl 08-09-2005 03:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WEG Cory
You run a free host and an anorexia content site. You don't know 500 sale a day guys.

i didnt say i knew any, i just said i hoped he was one. reading comprehension isn't a strenth of yours.

Cory W 08-09-2005 03:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MaDalton
i've seen him already on the first evening drunken as hell and expected something like that to happen again. i think it's wasted money to employ someone like him. :2 cents:

but it was nice to see you, your gf and your dad :)

Nice seeing you man.

My family is all about the Florida show haha. My dad loves to talk about his Nikon, thanks :)

Cory W 08-09-2005 03:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SouthernGirl
i didnt say i knew any, i just said i hoped he was one. reading comprehension isn't a strenth of yours.


I want you in the biblical way.

Shoehorn! 08-09-2005 03:52 PM

I think someone posted a picture of that guy earlier sleeping in a plant. They said he fell off the plant and got back on it and went back to sleep.

khs 08-09-2005 03:52 PM

that guy must really know how to party

Quotealex 08-09-2005 03:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WEG Cory
.who is he?

Isn't he MediaGuy from 2much!

GlydeGirl 08-09-2005 03:54 PM

Ketchup-head, ketchup-head, when will you learn,
That pissing publicly at pools is quite a concern?
Not one of your friends could even be found,
To clean up the urine you pissed all over the ground!

ace0r 08-09-2005 03:55 PM

should have pissed on him

davethetruth 08-09-2005 03:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SouthernGirl
this thread and that video is very mean spirited. i hope he is some kind of whale who can deliver 500 sales a day.

If he was a whale he would've had "friends" and people that would lookout for him.

SouthernGirl 08-09-2005 03:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WEG Cory
I want you in the biblical way.

That's never going to happen. Stop being gross :(

Gabriel 08-09-2005 03:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WEG Cory
I want you in the biblical way.

On a stick? 2 to be exact.

SouthernGirl 08-09-2005 03:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by davethetruth
If he was a whale he would've had "friends" and people that would lookout for him.

that's the stupidest shit ive heard here today. are you saying that every whale travels with an entourage of industry people?

Pipecrew 08-09-2005 04:01 PM

That's Eman From Perfect Gonzo.

SouthernGirl 08-09-2005 04:03 PM

he should have jumped up and knocked that guy's teeth out. when did it become okay to abuse people when they are in such a state?

dvmspb 08-09-2005 04:04 PM

:2 cents:


wjxxx 08-09-2005 04:05 PM

He doesn`t look drunk

Shoehorn! 08-09-2005 04:05 PM

HAHAHAHAHA, "Someone get that guy some fries." :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

rhon23 08-09-2005 04:05 PM

At least the real media got his name back

Cory W 08-09-2005 04:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SouthernGirl
he should have jumped up and knocked that guy's teeth out. when did it become okay to abuse people when they are in such a state?

Haha......You are the best.

Cory W 08-09-2005 04:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rhon23
At least the real media got his name back

haha....

Dirty D 08-09-2005 04:06 PM

Yeah he stumbled my way cause we had some girls around.

Drunk as FUCK the first night...

I am brokering this exclusive advertising space for Golden Palace the next show!

RuthB 08-09-2005 04:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SouthernGirl
he should have jumped up and knocked that guy's teeth out. when did it become okay to abuse people when they are in such a state?

haha.. but that's the thing.. he woke up while they were doing it, ran his hand across his head, saw that it was ketchup and proceeded to close his eyes again!

THEN someone came and squirted mustard on him - same thing, he just sat there and took it.. :1orglaugh

The guy must be missing a few cards from his deck!

(oh - and have you never been to a college party or anything? rule of thumb - NEVER go to sleep at a party drunk unless you don't mind waking up in some whacked out kind of state with cream, ketchup, shaved eyebrows, toothpaste on ya.. and etc - I'm surprised you don't know this)

Cory W 08-09-2005 04:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wjxxx
He doesn`t look drunk

Did you watch the video?

Trust me, I cut a lot out. I didn't film it all. People were grabbing my camcorder.

There is footage of him in the women's bathroom on the camera still.

Cory W 08-09-2005 04:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dustman
Yeah he stumbled my way cause we had some girls around.

Drunk as FUCK the first night...

I am brokering this exclusive advertising space for Golden Palace the next show!

I am surprised Golden Palace doesn't have it yet.

JuiceMonkey 08-09-2005 04:09 PM

hey what can I say I'm trying to get some content for ketchupboys.com... jeeze

High Plains Drifter 08-09-2005 04:11 PM

Looks like he's gone darkside, commonly seen in those that pop pills while drinking or have native american ancestry.


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