If this business were a game of chess......What piece would you be?
 

...Most of you would be lucky to call yourself a pawn.

A few handfuls of you would be Bishops, Knights, and Rooks. Even fewer Queens...(No European Lee...Not like you)

Very few Kings in the bunch.

I'd have to say that at this point of my career, I would be a Rook.

So...Where do you fit in?

Bishop :P:P

Knight, I think, depending on my day...lol

Why so?

To me, a Bishop would not be flying a sig with a ref code in it.....Unless he owned the company.

Are we seeing eye to eye here?

I am most definitely a queen...


but probably a rook or a knight as a chess piece.

I would fully agree. :thumbsup

haha =) I actually expected you to pick on me for the queen part =)

but all is good :-)

did u see the announcement yesterday btw?

You see....This is the part where I may offend people I like by being too honest.

OR.....I could just keep my mouth shut for once. :winkwink:

I love ya, Bill.

Nah....The Queen one was too easy. Had to let it go by. :glugglug

Announcement you say?

No sir. Been shooting since 10am today and pretty much the same for the last few days. Not much time online.

No worries, that's why I added the disclaimer. :)

Hey, sometimes i feel like a nut, sometimes I don't :1orglaugh

if you had responded to my icqs for the last month I'd just icq it to ya ;-)

but since I've got u here ... http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=496524

I consider myself a Rook because it's a strong piece but not at the top of it's game. In most cases it moves straightforward in a strong sort of way. Other times it just sits in the corner and watches....Waiting for the right time to make it's move and in some cases...Still blocked in by all you fucking pawns. :321GFY

Coincidentally, the Rook happens to be my favorite piece. If you ever play me at chess......Take out my Rooks first and you will have a solid chance of beating me.

I've got a nut fer ya. :Graucho

I think I would be a Knight..... simply because they are a little bit more unpredictable and can jump out and move in a direction you wouldn't expect them to move. There are no straight lines, whether it is diagnally or what, there is no definite movement without the opponent having to actually think about your move. They are the ones most likely to jump in a direction you least expect them to. I am not quite qualified to be a Queen, so I have to say Knight..... Queens are too all over the place anyway.... And the Kings suck, they are too in the box and can only move one point at a time....... who wants that? LMAO

Actually I love to play chess and anyone that plays with me knows they are best served taking out my Knights first, I am lost without them. :thumbsup

Haven't gotten shut from you in the last month. I'm on a new laptop and my Trillian upgrade did not go so well. :(

I check the link. Thanks.

I would be a spy. Sneaky Sneaky.

No WAIT!! I wanna be a Sniper. Or a Jester.

Outstanding explanation, Tam.

I see all those qualities in you......And then some.

I would be the Tad Pole

Jester works.

Nobody takes you seriously nor can you be serrious when needed.

OFF WITH HIS HEAD!

You were a Tadpole 3 years ago.

You are definitely Queen material....All the pawns ask for you if they cross the finish line.

I too favor the rook is chess, especially if you have them both....queen aint shit if you have two rooks loose....anyway

what do i consider myself.....the pawn that moves first...ill move up soon, :thumbsup :321GFY

Bishop....
I always work on 5-6 projects at once...amd I jump from projects to projects randomly...(unless one is more important than the others of course)...


or perhaps a Knight would fit more...mmm

Aww, thanks hon.... that means a lot coming form you. :winkwink:

My husband is extremely hard to beat at chess, and almost everytime I have beaten him it is because he forgets to take out my Knights. They get him when and where he least expects it. LMAO

Oh yes, guess what I am getting this weekend? Remember I told you about my umm.... attire? I am going to get that this weekend. :winkwink:

queen of course.

Good call.

And I agree 100% about the 2 Rooks. :thumbsup

I also you your potential to move up.

Dead Nuts On. :thumbsup

Don't know you well enough to say but I like your insight on the piece.

i hear Jerrefsons music in my head.....make it stop.....i dont wanna go to the east side.....


thats it,,, im taken the week off and fuckin my woman all fuckin week now....settled.....

but first, I must stop at the local "adult novelties" store

hehe well I know pretty much how I am/work...

but trying to impersonate it into a chess piece isn't that easy hehe...
and it does kinda makes you look at yourself from the outside...

interesting idea!...

Exactly. :)

I would be a nasty king

Oh well, I guess im a pawn :)

i would be a horse and ride with you all.

Bishops, I can talk with kings and still have the respect of the common folks.

I don't know much about Chess, but I think I'd be that piece that can advance forward, but at any given moment, and for no particular reason, can take two big steps backward. :(

I don't know, I guess probably a pawn.

Next time I walk passed another pawn on the show floor I'm going to punch them in the face and yell "En Passant!".

aaron.. what piece would you call me?

maybe a knight..

I'd say I was actually a rook.

I make blunt moves head on. I'm loyal and I've "castled" in to take shit for Kings more than one time.