Legendary Lars is going to Fire me this weekend
 

i swear to god i thought that it was just one of you guys
pulling my leg at first. i get some of these every day, but
this is the one that i will carry with me all weekend. enjoy:

johndoe webmaster : hey dude
johndoe webmaster: i wanna make change
johndoe webmaster: i have no traffic
johndoe webmaster: what to do...

[14:17] streamray_sean: hey whats up

johndoe webmaster: hey
johndoe webmaster: told ya what i want
johndoe webmaster: make the bucks, but i dont have the traffic

[14:57] streamray_sean: not to be rude, but i dont know what you are wanting from me? advice on how to get traffic that makes money?

johndoe webmaster: no
johndoe webmaster: im asking u how to make ur program work without traffic
johndoe webmaster: u tell me what i can do to get rolling in the $

[14:59] streamray_sean: with no traffic at all?

johndoe webmaster: i have no traffic
johndoe webmaster: right now
johndoe webmaster: im not going to submit to galleries

[15:00] streamray_sean: our program does not work well for people that do not have traffic.

johndoe webmaster: no shit dip shit...
johndoe webmaster: lol
johndoe webmaster: where do u suggest i purchase traffic... or is it not worth purchasing

[15:00] streamray_sean: not really worth buying, but good luck with making money
[15:01] streamray_sean: we already are buying all the traffic that makes money

johndoe webmaster: ill tell ur boss u were of 0 help....
johndoe webmaster: thanks

[15:02] streamray_sean: i love you

cant make sales with no traffic.. you mean you don't know how?

and he is going to tell me boss on me

the guy must be a real douche ;)

"can you feel the love tonight..."
 

That's hot.

Please explain how to do this, I need to know the golden secret.

last time i asked sean for help he licked my ear.


mind you - that did help.

LOL nicely done man.

that guy is my new friend. i love him. i said so

Yep. There's a lot of love in this room.

i thought you were looking for a "different" type of help.

Shit dude, I think that you are fucked.

if you dont know how to get signups with no traffic at all, you will never be elite

I got word from Lars ( on the phone NOT being used to check the stock markets) You must get the cams.com/ AFF sig banner posted 100 times in the thread as your repentance


go to it!!1

Lars after you fire Sean can I share hotel beds with you?

why him and not me.

lol :pimp

He just wants to know how to make money for nuthin, is that so wrong? :1orglaugh

thank you. thank you very much. i will have that song in my head all weekend now.


and the chicks for free

Sorry man.. that was me.. I talked to lars and he said to let you know you should pack up your desk...

BTW.. I love you too!

after all we have been through. im starting to know who my friends are

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Well next time tell me how to make some god damn money with no traffic.. :1orglaugh

Your at 4 sean. you have 96 to go. good luck.

Fine, you share beds with Lars, Sagi, and I'll share beds with Sean. I'm bringing piercings kits and some alcohol.

money for nuthin and the chicks for free :1orglaugh

damnnn funny shit!

one word: STINKY!!!!!!

Fred tipped me of this.

dude... he has the hippy hair, i just eat the hippy food. he smells no better than i.


chicken: they all have to be my cams/aff banner, or can they just be anyones cams/aff banner. you know that we are running a banner contest right now for money. i love spam

so does this make 6 or 15? i want to know what your thinking, tell me whats on your mind

Just checked with the man. Says Any 100 banners will do.

Use " Pure Energy" and rally the troops and you'll be off the hook.

Having no traffic does save on the bandwidth :1orglaugh

Love you Sean! LOL...

*just sits and listens for the 80s tunes*

:1orglaugh

:1orglaugh

talk about... pop music... talk about pop music

lol thats pretty funny

you must be crap at the internet if you can make tons of cash on NO traffic.


Christ you're all newbs!!!

I convert 1:0