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nofx 06-16-2005 11:56 PM

Racist Joke Thread - post em
 
this thread is intended to piss off all races so post the racist jokes you know.

white, black, latino, asian, african, who gives a fuck, make fun of em all. it's all quite silly to poke fun of a persons race.


what does an apple and a black person have in common ?

they both look good hanging from a tree

jollyperv 06-16-2005 11:57 PM

What do you call 4 mexicans in quicksand?



"Quatros Cincos"

nofx 06-16-2005 11:57 PM

Why did white people own slaves?

they were not strong enough to pick cotton..........weak bastards

cyber_ninja 06-16-2005 11:57 PM

ive never heard a joke about white people before,maybe its because im white :upsidedow

nofx 06-16-2005 11:58 PM

Why do black people wear white gloves when they eat tootsie rolls?

So they don't bite their fingers off.

jollyperv 06-16-2005 11:58 PM

What do you say to a Jewish black guy?

"Go to the back of the oven"

nofx 06-16-2005 11:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cyber_ninja
ive never heard a joke about white people before,maybe its because im white :upsidedow

nor have I

hopefully some people will post a few

kill whitey

nofx 06-16-2005 11:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jollyperv
What do you say to a Jewish black guy?

"Go to the back of the oven"

how many jews can you fit in a car?

1 in the passenger seat, 3 in the back and about 10 million in the ashtray

jollyperv 06-16-2005 11:59 PM

What do you say when you see your vcr floating around in the middle of the night?

"drop it nigga"

nofx 06-17-2005 12:00 AM

and if you are offended by this thread, fuck off and go cry in a dark room some where and come back when you have a life

longbrick 06-17-2005 12:02 AM

Why jews have a big nose? Because the air is free

kernelpanic 06-17-2005 12:02 AM

A mexican and a black man are in a car. Who is driving?




















The police.

jollyperv 06-17-2005 12:02 AM

What's the difference between a black guy and a large pizza?


A large pizza can feed a family of 4.

longbrick 06-17-2005 12:02 AM

What do you do when you see a black guy bleeding to death on your lawn?

Stop Laughing and Reload!

jollyperv 06-17-2005 12:03 AM

What are the only 3 french words a black guy knows?

"Coup De Ville"

nofx 06-17-2005 12:03 AM

1a. How long does it take for a black girl to take a shit?
1b. 9 months

BlingDaddy 06-17-2005 12:03 AM

Indisciminate sig placement

nofx 06-17-2005 12:04 AM

how do you get a hundred jews to jump off of a skyscraper?

throw a quarter off it

longbrick 06-17-2005 12:04 AM

What do you call a school bus full of indians?

A beef patty

nofx 06-17-2005 12:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BlingDaddy
Indisciminate sig placement

you could have at least posted a joke and made it subliminal

PenisFace 06-17-2005 12:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jollyperv
What do you say when you see your vcr floating around in the middle of the night?

"drop it nigga"


Hahaha :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

jollyperv 06-17-2005 12:04 AM

What's purple and green and yellow and blue and sits in a corner?


He's my nigga, I can paint him any color I want.

kernelpanic 06-17-2005 12:05 AM

What do you say to a black man in a 3 piece suit?





"Will the defendant please rise?"

naugthygUrL 06-17-2005 12:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kernelpanic
A mexican and a black man are in a car. Who is driving?




















The police.


:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

nofx 06-17-2005 12:05 AM

what's the difference between a whitey and a mexican?

a shower

jollyperv 06-17-2005 12:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kernelpanic
What do you say to a black man in a 3 piece suit?





"Will the defendant please rise?"

LOL, that's the first one I ever learned

kernelpanic 06-17-2005 12:06 AM

Why is the Afghan air force so easy to train?





You only have to teach them how to take off!

nofx 06-17-2005 12:06 AM

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

longbrick 06-17-2005 12:07 AM

now this is a thread to read before sleep, we should start this during lunch (eastern time zone) Thanks :thumbsup

nofx 06-17-2005 12:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kernelpanic
Why is the Afghan air force so easy to train?





You only have to teach them how to take off!

ROFL

!! :1orglaugh

kernelpanic 06-17-2005 12:08 AM

Why are black men getting stronger?







TVs are getting bigger.

jollyperv 06-17-2005 12:08 AM

Why do black people hate aspirin?



Because it's white and it works

kernelpanic 06-17-2005 12:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jollyperv
Why do black people hate aspirin?



Because it's white and it works

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

kernelpanic 06-17-2005 12:09 AM

How do you starve a mexican?






Hide his food stamps under his work boots.

longbrick 06-17-2005 12:10 AM

Asian and a Mexican fall of a building who hits the ground first?






WHO CARES!

nofx 06-17-2005 12:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jesus H Christ
A black guy walks into a bar with a beatiful parrot on his shoulder. "Wow," says the bartender. "That is really something. Where'd you get it?"

"Africa," says the parrot.

:1orglaugh

jollyperv 06-17-2005 12:15 AM

In the year 2038, a guy decides to go play some golf. The man at the pro-shop asks him, "you wanna try one of our new robot caddies?" So the guy says "Sure, I'll give it a try..."

So he finishes 18 holes, goes back to the pro-shop to turn in his score card and his robot caddie...the golf pro asks him, "So, how did you like that new robot caddie? Aren't they great?" The man replies, "Yeah, it actually was pretty neat, but one thing...it's a little too shiny I think, the sun kept reflecting off of it into my eyes and blinding me....you should spray paint them black or something...." The pro replies, "Nah, we tried that, but none of them showed up for work and we caught two of them breaking into the coke machine...."

BoyAlley 06-17-2005 12:16 AM

whats the diff. between a snow tire and a black man?

snow tires dont sing when u put chains on them

BoyAlley 06-17-2005 12:16 AM

What's the difference between when a gay guy has oral sex and when he has anal sex?

Oral sex makes his whole day, anal sex makes his hole weak

kaktuz 06-17-2005 12:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kernelpanic
Why are black men getting stronger?







TVs are getting bigger.


:1orglaugh :1orglaugh


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