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JFK 06-08-2005 05:14 PM

So I was out in the back yard overlooking the creek, having a piss.....
 
I am lost in the sunset and the sweet relief . One with nature, when all of a sudden this mosquito bites my cock..........FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKing blood sucking cocksucker, it itches like a bastard :disgust Now the wifey will likely think I have the crabs or something :Oh crap

sonofsam 06-08-2005 05:15 PM

sorry to say, but you got moquitowned

Ice 06-08-2005 05:31 PM

OUCH.... that sucks......

JFK 06-08-2005 05:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by iceicebaby
OUCH.... that sucks......

No the mosquito sucked, I just itch :helpme

sniperwolf 06-08-2005 05:35 PM

lol....that's itchy bitchy!

Kiwigirl 06-08-2005 05:37 PM

bugger.....get the wife to suck out the poison.hehehe

chemicaleyes 06-08-2005 05:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JFK
No the mosquito sucked, I just itch :helpme

:1orglaugh lol

JFK 06-08-2005 05:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kiwigirl
bugger.....get the wife to suck out the poison.hehehe

she said NO WAY............I'm not getting sloppy seconds :(

eamedia 06-08-2005 05:44 PM

new niche?

chase 06-08-2005 05:47 PM

uh oh, i see tiny dick jokes coming...
so small a mosquito could suck it

CDSmith 06-08-2005 05:48 PM

Now I bet you wish you had some of that Afterbite stuff.

Jack off with calamine lotion for a few days, that'll teach the wife :D

Machete_ 06-08-2005 05:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sonofsam
sorry to say, but you got moquitowned

:1orglaugh :) :pimp

JFK 06-08-2005 06:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CDSmith
Now I bet you wish you had some of that Afterbite stuff.

Jack off with calamine lotion for a few days, that'll teach the wife :D

thanks for the advice CD :upsidedow

Penthouse Tony 06-08-2005 06:07 PM

damn that sucks!

Mrs F.U.B.A.R. 06-08-2005 07:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CDSmith
Now I bet you wish you had some of that Afterbite stuff.

Jack off with calamine lotion for a few days, that'll teach the wife :D

teach me what exactly.... he knows perfectly well that I don't stand second in line to anybody, including insects :1orglaugh

CDSmith 06-08-2005 07:10 PM

A good wife would've got busy and sucked out that poison dammit!!

baddog 06-08-2005 07:10 PM

guess that is Mother Nature's way of saying. "don't piss on me."

baddog 06-08-2005 07:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CDSmith
A good wife would've got busy and sucked out that poison dammit!!


A really good wife would not have allowed the skeeter anywhere near his cock. :1orglaugh

JFK 06-08-2005 07:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by baddog
guess that is Mother Nature's way of saying. "don't piss on me."

what????????????? You're on the mosquitoes side? :helpme

BukkakeBrown 06-08-2005 07:12 PM

^^^ lol

pornguy 06-08-2005 07:13 PM

This is great!!! Now, get in the car, and go look for the hottest woman thatyou can can find working at a pharmacy, and tell her what happened. Dont forget to take the video camera.

Kiwigirl 06-08-2005 07:13 PM

hahaha.....too funny! what the heck ya doing flopping it out for all those bugs to feed on anyway? :) I have a question.....what would it mean if it was a male mosquito? LOL

Mrs F.U.B.A.R. 06-08-2005 07:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JFK
Now the wifey will likely think I have the crabs or something :Oh crap

it's a good thing I love you soooo much cause I believe you when thousands wouldn't :1orglaugh
Ya gotta admit it sounds like a pretty fishy story...maybe you should just stick to using the bathroom during mosquito season :thumbsup

JFK 06-08-2005 07:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kiwigirl
hahaha.....too funny! what the heck ya doing flopping it out for all those bugs to feed on anyway? :) I have a question.....what would it mean if it was a male mosquito? LOL

Just being one with nature.............as far as I know only the female skeeters Bite..... I didnt see if this was a Gay male :Oh crap

baddog 06-08-2005 07:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JFK
what????????????? You're on the mosquitoes side? :helpme


Not at all, just trying to interpret the moral to the story.

CDSmith 06-08-2005 07:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by baddog
A really good wife would not have allowed the skeeter anywhere near his cock. :1orglaugh

Then there's that, yes. :D

sicone 06-08-2005 07:20 PM

sometimes.... life just sucks like that

2HousePlague 06-08-2005 07:23 PM

so, sorry, julius -- :( -- will the loss of blood volume affect the size of your erection, you think -- ? -- now THAT would suck -- !








:1orglaugh


j-

Mrs F.U.B.A.R. 06-08-2005 07:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by baddog
A really good wife would not have allowed the skeeter anywhere near his cock. :1orglaugh

I was busy trying to keep the ducks from biting his ass :Oh crap

tungsten 06-08-2005 07:24 PM

sucks yo

sumphatpimp 06-08-2005 07:25 PM

if you was working the drive-thru window at McD's, you could afford indoor plumbing by now.

StickyGreen 06-08-2005 07:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JFK
I am lost in the sunset and the sweet relief . One with nature, when all of a sudden this mosquito bites my cock..........FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKing blood sucking cocksucker, it itches like a bastard :disgust Now the wifey will likely think I have the crabs or something :Oh crap

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

CDSmith 06-08-2005 07:31 PM

Had you thought to piss into the wind, you might've drowned the mosquito.


Next time THINK :D

TexasDreams 06-08-2005 07:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sonofsam
sorry to say, but you got moquitowned

Bahahahahahaha!!! That needs a pic! :1orglaugh


Spankys Teens 06-08-2005 08:10 PM

i guess you secretley did enjoy the mosquito taking a good lick before biting you

Wiggles 06-08-2005 08:49 PM

least it was only a mosquito and not a huge horsefly or some shit like that.

Semi-Retired-Dave 06-08-2005 08:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JFK
I am lost in the sunset and the sweet relief . One with nature, when all of a sudden this mosquito bites my cock..........FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKing blood sucking cocksucker, it itches like a bastard :disgust Now the wifey will likely think I have the crabs or something :Oh crap

No Luck, sorry buddy.
Please let us know if you're story worked. :1orglaugh

squeezeboobs 06-08-2005 08:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JFK
I am lost in the sunset and the sweet relief . One with nature, when all of a sudden this mosquito bites my cock..........FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKing blood sucking cocksucker, it itches like a bastard :disgust Now the wifey will likely think I have the crabs or something :Oh crap

prove it. Let's see the bump.

Salvar 06-08-2005 08:57 PM

What are you snooring

Phoenix 06-08-2005 08:58 PM

ouch man that would suck.

i got the skin on my nuts caught in my zipper once..it was only like a millimeter of skin caught, and i backed it up. However i've never made that mistake again..i doubt you will either..lol


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