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What's a good pick up line for a girl at the gym
I keep seeing these hotties all over my gym but I would feel like a dirt bag throwin down the mack there.
Is there a good way to get in without being a dirt bag? |
Just ask, Hey baby can I spot you sometime
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Can you please scratch my nuts for me, I'm in the middle of this set and can't stop.
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Hey, this is a good thread... I'm a member of an exclusive gym and it's not as easy as you'd believe. Some are wearing headphones and some just give off the presence like they don't wanna be bothered... bump
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"I agree, you definately could lose some of that weight."
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hey baby, can I buy you a fish sammich?
works every time :thumbsup |
"Do you believe in love at first sight or should i walk by again?"
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"so, what's your snatch like?"
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You're working on the wrong muscles, baby.. Why don't you come over here so that I can target the right muscles for you?
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"I'm like Mcdonalds, because i love to see you smile."
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point to your stomach and tell them that you got breakfast cooked for them in the morning,,,
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If you see she uses a machine each time she comes in, stand around it before it she comes over next time and look like your confused (better if it's equipment that isn't totally obvious!). Then when she asks if she can "get a few reps in", say "sure", laugh and say "I'm embarassed to admit, but I don't know how to use this!"
You'll win big points for humility: The opposite of a lot of guys at the gym who act and talk like they know everything. |
gym is the worst place to mack girls.. good looking girls are going there to stay in shape not to look for romance.
they are coming alone because they want to actually work out. best advice is to try to find them outside of the gym and say.... hey dont u work out at (gym name)... i thought ive seen u there. and if they are interested go from there. if not, no harm done and u can keep showing ur face and wont have to switch gyms |
jump on the tread-mill and let me chase you...
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Most girls at the gym are usually involved in a relationship or married.
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best advice... dont talk to anyone at the gym... put on headphones, avoid eye contact and conversation with everyone.....work out hard with no distractions get fit and look good and u will have no problems getting unlimited pussy outside of the gym.. TRUST ME
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gym is probably the worst place to hit on girls
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Bad place to try and get laid. But, being genuine is always the best approach. A simply, "Hi, my name is." almost always works better than, "Hey baby, I bet the tag in your shirt says "Made in Heaven", 'cause you're an angel" or some ignorant blather like that.
Probably the best rule to remember with women anywhere (especially the gym). If she's interested, she'll let you know. Women NEVER look at you and smile for nothing. For that matter, nothing a woman does is happenstance. They plan how to bend over, when and where to do it. We're the jack-asses who fuck it up half the time because we don't respond right to their much more refined advances. |
whip your cock out
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can I tickle your fancy?
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i dont try to pick up at the gym.
try just being friendly..if they dig you they will respond better then a cheesy pick up line dont ruin the water at your gym..it should be your sanctuary |
This thread is seriously funny, but I do think meating a hottie at the gym is a great place if done right. Agreed though I don't want to be labeled there since I see the same people all the time.
Maybe I should be in shape before I start macking. hmmm |
why not pick her up at the parking lot... care for some Gatorade?
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Very nice. :1orglaugh |
I should also say what happened last night to make me even think about this.
First I'm riding the bike watching the Dallas game and this hottie behind gets of he runner thingy and uses the machine 5 feet in front of me. She's all slow and flexing your ass right in front of my face. I'm thinking o.k. it's just timing right. So she's done and goes back with her freinds behine me. I get off the bike and turn around on my way ti get water and there ll starring and laughing. They where either seeing how I would resond for fun or wanted a little cdog lovin. i think they wanted some lovin. So I'm thinking now what, if I walk over and talk I'm a dirt bag if I don't then I'm a sucka. So here I am at GFY, I know someone has hooked up a hottie from the gym sometime. I did like 6 years ago but we allready knew eachother from school. |
O.k. anyone else have one?
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Make eye contact, if she smiles then go up and introduce yourself. If she doesn't, walk on.
WG |
dood, trust me.. DONT DO IT, u will thank me later.. get in shape and pick up girls other places.. JUST NOT THE GYM
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ya its all about confidence... but when u are in great shape, look good and have your own business making lots of money.... u have all the confidence in the world
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"uh are you done yet? I really don't think this machine is going to help you much" "could you please wipe your sweat next time your done with a machine? I got a terrible rash because of you" "oh, thats an interesting way to use the machine. Ive never seen anyone use it backwards" "you might want to shave your pits before you lift wieghts next time, everybody is staring at them" "You might want to get some new workout clothes, the ones you have on now have a big hole in the back" you gotta say all of them with a smile so they know your joking around with them though. Just say it, smile, then walk off. 1/2 of them will say something to you later on about it but not in a bitchy way or anything. |
save yourself the humiliation and just go bang a whore after the gym... or in lieu of..
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Do you think maybe they really dont want to be bothered .. the headphones and attitude could be a major hint.
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Steve Lightspeed |
Just introduce yourself. Pickup lines are cheesy
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