The Pope is dead.
 

The Pope is dead. They have some video footage of him that they took a few days ago, so they could show he's still alive "today" if questioned. But he died a couple of days ago, and they are waiting to announce it so they can say he died on Easter. The holiest of holy days.

thank you, cardinal

Finally..

YARGH!!!

Good for him.

Bad that a solidly marketed faith has to cling so hard to marketed fundamental ideology that they have to await to announce the death of their earthen leader so that it coincides with a holiday they created.

No problem. However, I'm a reverand and in no way tied to the catholic church.

where did u get this info

seriously? Don't get me excited, how do you know this? :1orglaugh

I'm a Grand Wizard... but in no way tied to any religions

i thought he was a bishop..........

Technically they didn't create it, they just changed it from a pagan ritual to easter.

Blasphemy...repent sinner

who gets his vatican apartment?

That's why I love this board sometimes. Had twelve years of Catholic school and they never taught us that. And after finding those beliefs didn't mesh with myself, I never tried to debunk them and find all the flaws.

Thanks RedShoe, for the enlightenment.

where u hear this ?

There are a lot of connections in the Catholic church, I suppose???

Good for him :thumbsup

Nice site, Felix.

So . . . will they wait until it is Easter in Hawaii to announce it so it is Easter for everyone?

You guys will believe anything... LOL

I am picturing Weekend At Bernies when they have him wave to the crowds tomorrow

Again, no problem. That's the beauty of Catholic School, they only teach you want they want you to know. Glad to see you have overcome your religious teachings and are here pushing pussy like the rest of us. :)

Do a little research and you'll see that most things are based on Pagan rituals or customs.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh Good one.

if he really is dead, i'm having a HUGE party.

You don't realize how close you are, my friend.

interesting.altough i still thing eater os not should of said the news. atleast people will know when he died.

Actually it would be more fitting that the servant of God die on Good Friday, not Easter Sunday.....

What he said!

What the FUCK kind of drugs are you on this early in the morning??

I'm a pornagrapher, but in no way tied to the porn industry.

Yeah, I was just coming back to post that very thing

:1orglaugh I was hoping for a translation

If he is dead, Fox is ready with a new reality tvshow:
Popestar - Be the next pope

Take this to the Pope for a translation - (If he is still with us, of course)

yep! thats patethic

maybe they should announce it on the Easter Islands when its Hawaii :upsidedow

Let's Bow To His Hat!

The irony is "you know who" (hint: veg) might bump him from the news, or it could be a double header. Usually a slow news day, so who knows.

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but what about mj?

Good he hid the fact little kids were being abused I hope he choked to death on his own blood