TOP SECRET
Here is your mission and you have no choice but to choose to accept it. You need to save the group of massage chairs being held hostage by a very dangerous group of adult site enthusiasts.
In order to accomplish your mission and release the chairs you must send 125 signups to SMASHBUCKS between April 1st and April 30th. If you don?t send these signups to SMASHBUCKS the chairs will experience an untimely death at the stroke of Midnight on April 30th.
The adult site enthusiasts have agreed to release the extremely comfortable and relaxing massage chairs to the first 9 webmasters that accomplish this mission.
A 10th chair is being held as a prize for a random draw. For every 5 signups sent to SMASHBUCKS in the effort to save these chairs you will receive a ballot in a random draw on May 1st. The 10th chair will be released at this time to the winner of the random draw for helping us in this very top secret mission!
You can use any of the kickass SMASHBUCKS sites to reach your goal. All of the free content, cool banners and free hosted galleries are also fair game.
If you have any questions about your mission please contact one of the secret agents working in the SMASHBUCKS offices.
The chairs that you will be rescuing look like this:
Designed & developed to relax at any angle, from full upright to full recline or anywhere in between. Soothing heat function penetrates to ease stiffness in your lower back. Includes an adjustable footrest and headrest. Ergonomic design ensures proper spine alginment and reduces stress. The anti-gravity massage chair utilizes state-of-the-art ergonomics to evenly distribute body weight, thereby alleviating pressure on the spine and muscles for stress-free relaxation.
Easy-to-use hand-held controller brings all massage functions to your fingertips. Customize with just a touch of a button! Choose from 3 different speeds and 3 different intensities for each massage option. The recliner offers 6 special massage functions and can be further customized by targeting body zones, and varying the speed and intensity within each style.
The recliner also provides soothing, penetrating heat to the lower region of the back. Full range of motion allows you to sit full upright to full recline or enjoy any position in between.
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