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Paraskass 03-01-2005 10:24 PM

Met this hotty in Cuba. What do you think? [pic]
 
http://www.latinamericanwomen-latina...res/other1.jpg

pornguy 03-01-2005 10:25 PM

Where at in Cuba??

Danny Dukes 03-01-2005 10:25 PM

I think you should give me her number!

VIPimp 03-01-2005 10:25 PM

tranny???

Spunky 03-01-2005 10:27 PM

She looks kinda cute :thumbsup

sickkittens 03-01-2005 10:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by VIPimp
tranny???

Tough call. Those are some skinny arms, though.

Pete-KT 03-01-2005 10:27 PM

shes ok nothing to brag about

Paraskass 03-01-2005 10:27 PM

Santa Lucia

pornguy 03-01-2005 10:29 PM

Did you enloy the beach? Are you going to shoot her??

Or date her?

eMonk 03-01-2005 10:30 PM

nice... :thumbsup

yellowmenace 03-01-2005 10:32 PM

cuban girls are damn sexy

VIPimp 03-01-2005 10:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sickkittens
Tough call. Those are some skinny arms, though.

Yea but if Parakass likes her then it must be tranny. :1orglaugh

Paraskass 03-01-2005 10:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pornguy
Did you enloy the beach? Are you going to shoot her??

Or date her?

you can't date Cuban girls and be safe.
You must marry them and bring them back with you.
:winkwink:

pornguy 03-01-2005 10:37 PM

Sure you can date them. But expect that they are fucking someone while you are not there.

When were you last there?? It has been about 2 years for me, but we want to go back in the next year!

Paraskass 03-01-2005 10:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pornguy
Sure you can date them. But expect that they are fucking someone while you are not there.

When were you last there?? It has been about 2 years for me, but we want to go back in the next year!

you are not allowed in their houses and they can be arrested for being too close to strangers.

Where did you go?

They have to have special permits to allow foreigners in their house.
I went at the beginning of January.

pornguy 03-01-2005 10:42 PM

WTF??? Man did someone sell you a line of shit.

My Wife is from Cuba, and we go an visit her mom all the time. In Havana.

Did she convince you to rent a room from someone, so that she could visit you?

YodaYoga 03-01-2005 10:44 PM

Jewbans are the best. ..

Jewish Cuban.

Paraskass 03-01-2005 10:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pornguy
WTF??? Man did someone sell you a line of shit.

My Wife is from Cuba, and we go an visit her mom all the time. In Havana.

Did she convince you to rent a room from someone, so that she could visit you?

LOL

a girl wanted to do that LOL
I said HELL NO.

But yeah, even our Cuban friends said we couldn't go to their houses.

Tell me more about this wanting them to rent a room from somebody. Would I have gotten robbed and fucked in the ass?

Sosa 03-01-2005 10:46 PM

she wants to kill you

pornguy 03-01-2005 10:48 PM

No. They do it, and then split the money. Just a little scam that they pull off. As for that about going to someones house, I have never heard of that, and my wife was talking to her mom 2 days ago. If that were true, she would have mentioned it.

MetaMan 03-01-2005 10:49 PM

i THINK you need to check for a rash. :thumbsup

Paraskass 03-01-2005 10:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pornguy
No. They do it, and then split the money. Just a little scam that they pull off. As for that about going to someones house, I have never heard of that, and my wife was talking to her mom 2 days ago. If that were true, she would have mentioned it.

if she is your wife it is ok.

Hey, would she have fucked me, or just never showed up.

pornguy 03-01-2005 10:51 PM

We go to visit my wifes friends and all sorts of people that she knew from school.
That girl may do you. It depends on what she wants. Does she want a boyfriend or does she want a green card.

postTopic 03-01-2005 10:57 PM

nice but a lil skinny for me

Tania 03-01-2005 10:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Paraskass
if she is your wife it is ok.

Hey, would she have fucked me, or just never showed up.


lol...you should be carerful.... :)
btw she is cute :thumbsup

Triple 6 03-01-2005 10:59 PM

trannyyyyy

Kevsh 03-01-2005 11:09 PM

"You tell your friend - your friend in Miami - that I kill a communist for free. But for a Green Card, I'm gonna carve him up real nice...."

:warning :warning :warning

pornguy 03-01-2005 11:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kevsh
"You tell your friend - your friend in Miami - that I kill a communist for free. But for a Green Card, I'm gonna carve him up real nice...."

:warning :warning :warning


A quote from one of the best moves ever!

Wiggles 03-01-2005 11:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pornguy
A quote from one of the best moves ever!


He has the best lines in that movie, there are so many good ones :)

Kevsh 03-02-2005 12:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wiggles
He has the best lines in that movie, there are so many good ones :)

"You're good looking, you gotta beautiful body, beautiful legs, beautiful face. All these guys in love with you, man. Only you gotta look in your eye like you haven't been fucked in a year."

"You a piece of shit Frank."

"I never fucked anybody over in my life who didn't have it comin' to him. All I got in this world is my word and my balls - and I don't break 'em for nobody."

"Sure, Mel. Maybe you can buy yourself one of them First Class tickets to the resurrection"

"Where did you get the beauty scar, tough guy, eating pussy?"
"How am I gonna get a scar like that eating pussy?"

:thumbsup

Sparks 03-02-2005 12:20 AM

Wow. she is very pretty!

Pornrex 03-02-2005 01:56 AM

Paraskass,

Let me give you some advice about Cuban women/whores:

1. All native Cuban women are whores. Remember that. :1orglaugh
2. Do not even attempt to bring her here. She'll fuck you over.
3. Wear as many condoms as humanly possible.
4. They are the BIGGEST scammers in the western hemisphere.
5. They are not loyal and the one's that appear to be loyal, are not.
6. Every latin and south american person despises the cubans because they are considered to be the scum of the latin world.
7. Every cuban looks at evey non-cuban (ie. tourist) as a "walking dollar"
8. They are the most two-faced women on planet motherfucking earth.
9. I know at least 10 cuban women and they all have kids from multiple fathers.
10. Unless you intend to bring them here to "dance" or pimp them off they will never amount to much more than that.

Now, I realize that there will be a very small percentage of you that may get offended by what I have posted, but, I really don't give a fuck. My personal experiences with this shitty culture has shown me that the only good cuban, is a cigar.

The island is the largest bordello in the caribbean, their leader intentionally controls all the power and human rights of the people and he gets away with it all the time.

Consider yourself forwarned.

:pimp
pornrex

Tottycash 03-02-2005 06:18 AM

I think she is very nice :)

spideriux 03-02-2005 06:52 AM

yeah she is very beautiful, more pics plz if you have

junction 03-02-2005 06:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by VIPimp
tranny???

My first thought as well.

fl_prn_str 03-02-2005 07:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kevsh
"You tell your friend - your friend in Miami - that I kill a communist for free. But for a Green Card, I'm gonna carve him up real nice...."

:warning :warning :warning


oh fuck......... :thumbsup :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

"In this country, you gotta make the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the power, then you get the woman."

Head 03-02-2005 07:43 AM

Very nice! Please tell me that you're not going to bring her back and marry her!

HowlingWulf 03-02-2005 07:49 AM

Is that a cold sore on her lip?

mistress69 03-02-2005 08:41 AM

shes a tranny

mikeyddddd 03-02-2005 08:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sickkittens
Tough call. Those are some skinny arms, though.

Uh, does it take bulging biceps to manhandle your massive meat popsicle?

And as cute as "she" is, I'm still expecting to see the next pic with "her" dick hanging out of "her" pants.


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