Are you trying to impress GFY?
 

Why do people find the need to try to impress others on GFY?
I see people blatantly lying on here everyday. The same people who beg for help, free software, and bitch that they can never ever make a sale are the same people who say they have 6 houses, 3 new cars, get laid all day everyday and are just filthy rich.
I can't be the only one noticing this.

Does it really do wonders for your self-esteem when you lie to people that you have never even met in real life?

Am I the only one who can admit that I'm not filthy rich?
I can count the times I have been laid on one hand.
I'm 20 years old.
I have bills to pay, and sometimes it's hard.
I'm doing decent but i'm hardly rich.
And suprisingly enough, my penis is small.

If someone were to drop by here and start making assumptions about the people on GFY, they would probably think that every single webmaster here is a millionaire, gets laid all the time, has at least a 12 incher, and has the best damn life possible.

Why are you people lying to yourself? to others you have never met?
It's uncanny.

The only thing I rarely admit is my age.
Only because there are quite a few 18-20s on here and other boards that are just plain idiots, and people put it off because of their age.
I'm mature, professional, business-minded and I know what I'm doing, yet my age is my only reserve.

I know there are a few guys on here who are actually who they say they are, but there are quite a few who login everyday and try to impress everyone.
What's with that?

I've been doing web dev for quite awhile now, and because of that I have lost a lot of my social life. I gave it up for what I love doing - this.

My point is this:
I'm fat, ugly, I don't drive a Rolls Royce, I rarely get laid, and I don't have more than one house.
Does that make me any less of a webmaster?
No.

"I'm fat, ugly, I don't drive a Rolls Royce, I rarely get laid, and I don't have more than one house.
Does that make me any less of a webmaster?
No."

Yeah so whats your point ????? :winkwink: :thumbsup

I replied to this thread first. I'm better than all of you.

edit: Fuck, no I didn't. Now I have to prove to JFK that I am better...but how?

alot of people on here do know each other in real life...also I dont claim to be rich but I never have a hard time paying the bills...and my Dicks big

No you didn't. Sad...

I need to hire a writer so when I have all these thoughts I need to express, they can construct a decent thread that makes sense. I'm such a horrible writer.
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Time is of the essense.. Quick, hurry up...

Do you have a short ICQ UIN?
Are you a part of an online webmaster group such as BP4L, PG4L, or the Mob?
Does your computer have a glowing case?
Do you have a cool handshake/sign?

These are all things in the eyes of the GFY webmasters could give you big points.

Impressive post. :thumbsup

excellent post. fuck trying to impress people on the board. just let people know your about business and those who also are will come to you.

Yeah, I know there are quite a few people on here that ARE well established and ARE who they say they are, but that number of people seem to be daunted by the number of people who just bullshit.

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That's pretty sad dude....

Serious, be yourself.

I think the alias junk needs to stop too.

Although sometimes it's funny when it's so ovious someone is trying to be cool :1orglaugh

haha that's right.

I am rich bitch , now stfu :)

lovely rant man.

I just turned 21 ;]

youre not alone my friend.

I'm just trying to make ends meet.

lol....

I fucked em!

Don't forget those of us that have our own (FILMED AND CREATED ORIGINALLY FOR GFY) animated sigs. Not the cheap knock-off animated sigs.

see sig :winkwink:

I dont care if people here are impressed or not. Nobody here lives with me or pays my bills so why would I care. Fuck the masses, I say!

I give you credit for being honest to everybody and most importantly to yourself. :thumbsup

Why? at 20 he's not doing to badly, on average people only sleep with 8 or so people in their lives and have sex for the first time at 17. He's got another 40 years to make up numbers. Besides maybe he's found the one woman thats right for him and he feels that you're pretty sad for having to nail 50 ho's :)

Totally hear ya.

Its funny that people actually measure their self worth by the fake personas that are on here. Its sad.

The only person I need to impress is myself. I like what i do and I like who I am. Good and the bad.

However I do have a 9" penis. No lie

If you are good at what you do man, be good at what you do. Lots of miserable people here in gfy living fake lifes, playing rich on here and stressing about the rent being late in private. Dont measure yourself by them. Measure yourself by the little guy busting his ass to get ahead. They are a few of them on here worth watching.

I was 21 when I got laid for the first time. Ive done VERY well for myself since. You know this. :winkwink:


SM

Fuck the numbers :winkwink:
I'm still waiting (not really looking) for the right girl to come along that I actually like spending time with. Preferably one that isn't a huge slut.

Nice post Dave. You are #1 in my book. I wish I could brag about my penis, but well:

http://orifice.net/t/627.jpg
click

I am good loooking and that aint no lie

If you had a pair of sweet tits and a pussy i'd so bang you.

:banana :banana :banana :banana


On a serious note though....

I dont believe anything till i see it.

Cars dont impress me , Houses boats whatever.....

Word

Just really big fake titties?

What is the point of all that.

YESSSSSSSSSSSS

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I've never been laid, I live with my mom, we don't have a car and we grow our own organic food.

AMEn I been saying this ame thing for over a year now....

good post.... but the sad thing is those fake fuckers will still be here tommorrow...

I always want to talk to somebody serious about business so if you ever want to chat icq me at
174842541

I would love to talk to someone that is as sensible as you anytime!!!!!

wow, that's deep bro

The only people important to me are my family and friends. On a lesser note everyone also wants respect from fellow industry colleagues.

I really could care less what others think about me.

My way of looking at the boards is like this:

1. Too many people talk too much shit. Acting all tough and big shot on the boards is a way to make them feel better because of there own insecurities and failures.

2. I don't belive in the whole "board persona" bull shit. You either act professional or you don't. There's no "it's just a board" excuse in my book.

3. Most people that brag about shit are usually full of shit. You can usually tell who's posting REAL pictures of there homes/cars and who's just fronting. Nothing wrong with being proud of what you've accomplished and showing pictures. It makes great modivation plus cool cars & houses are just fun to look at. But bullshiting fake cars etc.. is just pathetic and once you're caught you completely loose all credibility in my book.

So to some it all up. If you've never been to a show and I've never met you then I prolly don't care at all what you have to say on the boards. Front and lie all you want but it's not going to make a difference. On the other hand if you attend shows and I've met you THEN I value & respect the opinions of my fellow industry colleagues.

Just my :2 cents:

At least you got that whole metro thing going for you.

HAHA bro all that shit is your fault, get ur ass on a treadmill, and use a penis extender.

And getta girlfriend too! At age like 15 or 16 I was getting laid more every 2 weeks than you did your whole life. :1orglaugh Im sorry for you

oHh IcE bUrNNN!!11111
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