look at what me girlfriend did to me
 

me and my girlfriend decided to marry.

we've been together for 3.5 years, the only problem we had was her slut sister.
she was hitting on me since day 1, and it's wasn't just my imagination, because my girlfriend said so as well.

and she is VERY HOT.

I avoided her the whole time I was with my girl, until yesterday, 3 days before our wedding day.

she called me and asked me to come over to fix something at her door step, I said: "ok, but no funny shit!" , she giggled and said: "ok".
as I parked the car I saw her at the window with an "I want to fuck you" look, but I still came in and asked: "hi, ok, so what's the problem?"
she said the problem is that I'm gonna get married soon and she wanted to do the "wild monkey dance" with me from the first day she saw me.
she said my girlfriend and future bride will never know, and after we do it this one and last time she will leave me alone.

I didn't respond, because I didn't really know what to say, so she said: "I'm going upstairs, if you want to, I'll be waiting there...naked and ready."
she went upstairs and threw her underwear back to the stairs. that made me really horny.

I turned around, ran out of the house, and there my girlfriend stood (!!!)
she hugged me and said: "Honey, I knew what was going on between you and my sis, I know she's been try to sack you from day 1.
I wanted to know if you will be true to me forever so I set it all up with my sister, today sis acted it for me. you can say it was a test, and you did great! I love you!"

I was in shock.

and the moral of this story is: ALWAYS KEEP THE CONDOMS IN YOUR CAR AND NOT IN YOUR PANTS

you have chosen wisely

reminds me of an indiana jones movie :thumbsup

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hahaha wow!

OMGGGGG dude that's hilarious!!!!!! :1orglaugh

ROFLMAO!!!!!! I laughed so loud at that, HAHA!!

Wow lucky you.. Could have tourned out the other way just because of stupid games..

Old joke but you gave it a nice twist :thumbsup

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funny joke!

but is it ok, if condoms will be in the car and the weather is cold?!? :)

shame you didnt get to bang both sisters as a reward

BWAHAHAHAHA thats fucking lucky shit man :D

My cock got hard from reading this story, is this normal? :helpme

if this is true... FUNNY ASS SHIT....
if its made up GREAT STORY

we know its not true.
but if any bitch did that to me I'd drop her in a minute.
that would show how much she trusts you.

fuck that ! she obviously doesnt trust you...

haha still a classic joke, never gets overdone :)

this is a old joke

but still funny

lol I'd dump that bitch in a second if she ever tested me like that

take a silenced .22 with subsonic ammo, and plug both of those bitches. if you still feel like fucking either peice of meat feel free to toss their nude bodies into the oven on a low heat to keep them warm while you finish up with the other. there's nothing more repulsive than a setup... well other than a cold pussy that is.

Damn... What a setup...

is the sister hotter than the g/f? if it is i will dump the g/f in a sec and go for the sister. :1orglaugh

ROFL, thanx for a good laugh.

holy fucking shit..... i dont think i could handle it...

OMG you're fucking lucky dude

only at GFY :thumbsup

I'd leave her because she didn't trust you..

someone didnt get it :1orglaugh

*edit* Didn't read the last sentence. ;-)

You wouldn't have heard of it otherwise. Had it been done properly that is.

what he said

Thanks for the laugh this morning, it never gets old hearing that one!

Smurfette

Congrats man ! I wish you both an happy life !

cute joke :1orglaugh

Time to call off the wedding for lack of trust.

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That was some fumny shit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

haha I've heard that joke before.

I heard this before as well, and after the guy found out it was a set up he left his girlfriend, said if you cant trust me than see ya.

hehe fucking funny ending!
VERY NICE, i didnt see it coming!