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Elli 01-01-2005 03:01 PM

Your ASS is GRASS!!
 
Does anyone really ever get beat up or bitch-slapped in Vegas? I mean by other webmasters, not by strippers. ;)

Are we really as tough as we say we are? Or can we all just say, "Hey, you're being a dick. I'm not going to actually pummel you when I see you next, but everyone knows you're a dick. Smarten up."

Ok, now it's your turn. Tell me to GFY. :)

Sly 01-01-2005 03:02 PM

I surely wouldn't mind getting beat up by Elli. Bring it on!

boner 2.0 01-01-2005 03:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Sly
I surely wouldn't mind getting beat up by Elli. Bring it on!

I take ticket #2 for the beating, please :banana :winkwink:

slapass 01-01-2005 03:04 PM

Elli I have yet to let you eat ice cream in my car. We need to set that up.

:winkwink:

Illicit 01-01-2005 03:04 PM

elli ... dont ever let me see you at a show... or else... :)

modF 01-01-2005 03:04 PM

I call 3. :)

I can only remember one time that I thought a *fight* would happen, but it didn't. Things were discussed over drinks and lunch, and it all worked out in the end.

TheFrog 01-01-2005 03:04 PM

i now want to smoke my own ass

Elli 01-01-2005 03:06 PM

I spose I could put on my leather and go Kate Beckinsale on somebody's ass if I really wanted to..

But then I'd have to charge admission. ;)

http://www.kbeckinsale.net/gallery/a...normal_003.jpg

webgurl 01-01-2005 03:06 PM

hey elli too bad were not sharing rooms in vegas this yr LOL looks like out of our old possee only me n you will be showing up hehehe
(sorry this is kind of irrelevant to your thread title)

SleazyDream 01-01-2005 03:12 PM

you just want me to slap you don't you?

Elli 01-01-2005 03:58 PM

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Originally Posted by webgurl
hey elli too bad were not sharing rooms in vegas this yr LOL looks like out of our old possee only me n you will be showing up hehehe
(sorry this is kind of irrelevant to your thread title)

Yep, so much happens in a year, eh? At least I won't be in the OLD PEOPLE bed this time.. sheesh!

webgurl 01-01-2005 04:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Elli
At least I won't be in the OLD PEOPLE bed this time.. sheesh!

hahaha :1orglaugh :1orglaugh that was pretty funny . Remember the disaster in there too ?

pornguy 01-01-2005 04:18 PM

Ellie, please beat the crap out of me at Cancun.

chupacabra 01-01-2005 04:20 PM

"anata no ketsu wa kusa da oyobi ore wa shibakariki da..!" http://twash.com/iku/leperkiss.gif

Drake 01-01-2005 04:23 PM

Sticks and stones can break my bones but words cause permanent damage.

Did you just call me a dick? :(

mrthumbs 01-01-2005 04:26 PM

The onyl incident i witnessed was something between LS and Max Hardcore..

Other then that its as peaceful as an Open Source hackers convention :)

Elli 01-01-2005 04:50 PM

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Originally Posted by chupacabra
"anata no ketsu wa kusa da oyobi ore wa shibakariki da..!" http://twash.com/iku/leperkiss.gif

Hara guzuchi o tataku na, n00b

;)

TheEbonyFelony 01-01-2005 04:51 PM

the people i want to bitchslap cant afford to be there :(

chupacabra 01-01-2005 05:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Elli
Hara guzuchi o tataku na, n00b

;)

demarinasai, baita... watashi no chinko kata..! http://twash.com/iku/kissmebitch.gif

KRL 01-01-2005 05:02 PM

Fuck bitch slapping, make one call and the fucker disappears out in the desert.

http://www.cnn.com/video/us/2001/07/...els.bb.cnn.jpg

:thumbsup

pxxx 01-01-2005 05:14 PM

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Originally Posted by KRL
Fuck bitch slapping, make one call and the fucker disappears out in the desert.

http://www.cnn.com/video/us/2001/07/...els.bb.cnn.jpg

:thumbsup

That is the way of Vegas. :thumbsup

blazi 01-01-2005 05:22 PM

it's nice to see everyone getting along :)

Elli 01-01-2005 06:15 PM

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Originally Posted by chupacabra
demarinasai, baita... watashi no chinko kata..! http://twash.com/iku/kissmebitch.gif


Congratulations on your hard dick. ;)

http://www.insultmonger.com/swearing/japanese.htm

fris 01-01-2005 06:17 PM

easy way to get beat up. take lots of pics of webgurl :p

baddog 01-01-2005 06:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KRL
Fuck bitch slapping, make one call and the fucker disappears out in the desert.

http://www.cnn.com/video/us/2001/07/...els.bb.cnn.jpg

:thumbsup

What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas . . . . or a few miles outside of town anyway.

baddog 01-01-2005 06:22 PM

Elli, OT, but when is good for you to fo TurboAngel's spin? I need two witnesses, and each of you shall receive a drink for your troubles.

Elli 01-01-2005 07:15 PM

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Originally Posted by baddog
Elli, OT, but when is good for you to fo TurboAngel's spin? I need two witnesses, and each of you shall receive a drink for your troubles.

Hmm, I'll be in town tomorrow afternoon and I have nothing scheduled yet. :) Or you can just come see me during the show and I will have a firmer schedule by then.

baddog 01-01-2005 08:34 PM

I don't get in until Monday . . . I presume I will see you at Sleazy's dinner. Perhaps we can do it directly after we get back from it?

sonofsam 01-01-2005 08:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KRL
Fuck bitch slapping, make one call and the fucker disappears out in the desert.

http://www.cnn.com/video/us/2001/07/...els.bb.cnn.jpg

:thumbsup

i'm not doubting the fact that you might know some patches... but i don't really think they'd appreciate you posting that pic with what you wrote lol..

pussyluver 01-01-2005 08:46 PM

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pussyluver 01-01-2005 08:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KRL
Fuck bitch slapping, make one call and the fucker disappears out in the desert.

http://www.cnn.com/video/us/2001/07/...els.bb.cnn.jpg

:thumbsup

NV law on these is:

There must be at least three feet of earth (sand - what ever over the body) when done. The body must not be within 300 feet of a well or drainage system. Don't remember seeing any of these near Vegas anyway. Well, all that is not your problem if you're just picking up the phone and placing a to go other. Cash is the usual method of payment. For noobs, the charge is low enough, it will pass on your Visa. In rare instance PayPal works. Most pit bosses will direct you to the right party or provide a phone number. Bartenders and the Concierge can help you find discount services.

pussyluver 01-01-2005 08:50 PM

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Originally Posted by pussyluver
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ops. Sorry about that.

baddog 01-01-2005 08:55 PM

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Originally Posted by pussyluver
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as long as there are 8 of them

baddog 01-01-2005 08:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sonofsam
i'm not doubting the fact that you might know some patches... but i don't really think they'd appreciate you posting that pic with what you wrote lol..


at least he did not use his affiliate ID

Probono 01-01-2005 08:59 PM

Elli I can bring my paddle if you want, a short or long paddling after dinner and drinks.

Hey You . . . I Know You! 01-01-2005 09:10 PM

Your ASS is GRASS!!
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Why does this "phrase" translate into a threat of an ass kicking?

I mean, look at the words involved in this statement. It makes no sense, yet we all know what it means.

Kalifornia 01-01-2005 09:10 PM

Elli you are fine

Xenophage 01-01-2005 09:31 PM

2 Days Left

Elli 01-01-2005 09:52 PM

Baddog, I have the Amateurs party that night, so I'm not sure how busy I'll be getting from Sleazy's soiree to the next, but if I have the time, you got it :)

Your ass is grass: I thought it always implied that the person was soon to be lying six feet underground, covered by grass. That seems like a pretty serious threat to me.

Xenophage 01-01-2005 09:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Elli
Baddog, I have the Amateurs party that night, so I'm not sure how busy I'll be getting from Sleazy's soiree to the next, but if I have the time, you got it :)

Your ass is grass: I thought it always implied that the person was soon to be lying six feet underground, covered by grass. That seems like a pretty serious threat to me.

hmm this year sleazys party is far from the strip!

gonna be tight I bet better co ordinate

or we can get you a helicopter ride back


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