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punker barbie 12-27-2004 02:00 PM

If you masterbate or use lubricant this thread is for you.
 
So last weekend i was chatting with a buddy of mine. He openly addmitted to using OLIVE OIL as a lubricant. He states that it's the best thing ever since sliced bread.

Has anyone heard of this before? :bigears

wdsguy 12-27-2004 02:01 PM

This thread needs some sweet pics of u

Juicy D. Links 12-27-2004 02:02 PM

Extra Virgin olive oil is the best :xmas-smil

ytcracker 12-27-2004 02:02 PM

if im jerkin i do it raw

punker barbie 12-27-2004 02:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wdsguy
This thread needs some sweet pics of u


hahahaha i'll post some in a few :)

Zoe_Zoebaboe 12-27-2004 02:04 PM

hmm...never heard of that one before....i'm curious now too

GatorB 12-27-2004 02:05 PM

How can you use lotion or whatever. You can't get a good grip on your dick when it's all slick.

tony286 12-27-2004 02:06 PM

i was always a johnsons baby lotion man myself

punker barbie 12-27-2004 02:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zoe_Zoebaboe
i'm curious now


EXACTLY he states is the perfect texture, smells and tastes GREAT!!!

It just got me thinking but i wanted to get some more opinions on this before i go to my kitchen and grab the olive oil LOL :party-smi

chase 12-27-2004 02:09 PM

does it degrade silicone or latex though, is the question...

uno 12-27-2004 02:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by punker barbie
EXACTLY he states is the perfect texture, smells and tastes GREAT!!!

It just got me thinking but i wanted to get some more opinions on this before i go to my kitchen and grab the olive oil LOL :party-smi

Tastes? :eek7

GatorB 12-27-2004 02:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by punker barbie
i wanted to get some more opinions on this before i go to my kitchen and grab the olive oil LOL :party-smi


Remind me not to eat at your house.

2HousePlague 12-27-2004 02:12 PM

Neutrogena makes a nice sesame-based oil that has all the "foody" yumminess of olive oil, but cleans up easier and smells (i think) better.


j-

DX 12-27-2004 02:13 PM

350 B.C.

First mention of olive oil as a sexual accessory. Originally it was touted for contraception, but couples have used vegetable oils as lubricants ever since.

tony286 12-27-2004 02:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by juicylinks
Extra Virgin olive oil is the best :xmas-smil

and a few nice crisp vegatables alittle vinegar and after you get off u have nice salad lol thats how creamy italian started

chase 12-27-2004 02:15 PM

I'd eat at her house anyday...Punker Barbie and some olive oil sounds like a great meal :)

GatorB 12-27-2004 02:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tony404
and a few nice crisp vegatables alittle vinegar and after you get off u have nice salad lol thats how creamy italian started

Don't forget to toss it.

kmanrox 12-27-2004 02:15 PM

nothing can compare with Astroglide... trust me, i've tried everything from baby oil, crisco, even grape jelly...

swedguy 12-27-2004 02:16 PM

I only clicked this thread because masturbate, lube and punker barbie was mentioned :glugglug

GatorB 12-27-2004 02:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by chase
I'd eat at her house anyday...Punker Barbie and some olive oil sounds like a great meal :)

Sorry the thought of going to someone's house and thinking about if they used what I am about to eat as a sexual device is not appealing.

GatorB 12-27-2004 02:19 PM

I told a friend that used lube that mint flavored toothpaste made a great jerk off lube and he believed me. Man I got a laugh the next time I saw him.

bangman 12-27-2004 02:19 PM

what about mayo?

pornguy 12-27-2004 02:21 PM

that is something that I have never heard of. Elli have you ever used something like that with a dildo?

Phoenix 12-27-2004 02:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by chase
does it degrade silicone or latex though, is the question...

that was my thought as well


I guess it is fine if you are with your partner, but i'd shy away from using Olive oil, it if it is just fun in the sack with someone you think is hot.

neewwman 12-27-2004 02:27 PM

Best lube of all time is Pjur Eros Woman.

I don't want my cock smelling like antipasto so I don't think I'll try the olive oil anytime soon.

chase 12-27-2004 02:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GatorB
Sorry the thought of going to someone's house and thinking about if they used what I am about to eat as a sexual device is not appealing.

Stay away from the whipped cream, too then. -grin-

chase 12-27-2004 02:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GatorB
I told a friend that used lube that mint flavored toothpaste made a great jerk off lube and he believed me. Man I got a laugh the next time I saw him.

LMAO now that's funny

escorpio 12-27-2004 02:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kmanrox
nothing can compare with Astroglide... trust me, i've tried everything from baby oil, crisco, even grape jelly...

:thumbsup like the bottle says...Astroglide - Second Only To Nature

bizmak 12-27-2004 02:32 PM

never heard of it

GatorB 12-27-2004 02:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by chase
LMAO now that's funny

Maybe someone here will try it and post the results.

escorpio 12-27-2004 02:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by chase
does it degrade silicone or latex though, is the question...

Yes. Only water based lubricants should be used with latex.

I Like Chocolate 12-27-2004 02:38 PM

lets get some pics dammiit!

chase 12-27-2004 02:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by escorpio
Yes. Only water based lubricants should be used with latex.

I'm allergic to latex anyway, lol.

.:St Ides:. 12-27-2004 02:42 PM

So Krosh uses olive oil nice to know

tranza 12-27-2004 02:44 PM

Why don't you try it yourself and post the results here???

GatorB 12-27-2004 02:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tranza
Why don't you try it yourself and post the results here???

You talking to me? Hell no.

punker barbie 12-27-2004 02:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by chase
I'd eat at her house anyday...Punker Barbie and some olive oil sounds like a great meal :)


hahaha good to know.... dinner and sleep over @ my house 8pm sharp :food-smil

fris 12-27-2004 02:57 PM

i dont masturbate

WiredGuy 12-27-2004 02:57 PM

I read the thread title then saw it was Punker Barbie who started it and I had such high hopes of lots of pics in this thread. Damn.

WG

GatorB 12-27-2004 02:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fris
i dont masturbate

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