When you're on a date....
 

....at what point do you realize that you're gonna get some?

when she asks for payment upfront

When you give her the money first

^^lmfaooooooooooooooo



i'm not talking about a"paid" date

did you guys consult each other on this one?

if you meet someone from online you automatically know shes gonna put out

if you're out with a chick, all dates are "paid" dates
dinner, movie, drinks and whatever else she can get out of you in a single night

About a hour after the roofies take effect

too bad 99.42% of these "online girls" are oracleporn looking for young boys on AIM

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ok, forget about roofies, "paid" dates, or internet broads...


wow, you guys think of everything....lolol....i'm talking about regular dates

in that case i dont know... ive only paided a chick i met online to let me drug her

True that!

AdultFriendFinder.com

j-

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:thumbsup

After I finish blowing her up

can i borrow her when you're done?

lmfao what a question, well i am in a relationship so its been a while sense i was on a date but i would have to say when she jumps you and starts taking your clothes off that you are gonna get some! other then that i cant help

Is Juicy playing hard to get again? :winkwink:

omgggggggggg, the imagination in here:1orglaugh

i love it.

i always thought that it was a guaranteed lay once she passed out from drinking too much:thumbsup







lolol, i am sooooo joking

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that bitch hasnt given me any ass since he and KRL fell in love:1orglaugh

You can always tell she is ready to give it up when she gets up to go to the bathroom and she leaves a long sticky wet string of goo that stretches out between her crotch and her chair as she walks away. :2 cents:

when u wear a shirt that says
i fuck on a first date
and she hasnt left yet

Yeh that always works well. :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

ROTFLMAO :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

:(

i am so jealous, he always told me he was attracted to older men

http://xtinaspussy.tk/


http://www.freeporn-intl.com/Izzy-Juicy.psd.jpg

Well KRL is pretty damn sexy and I'm sure his cock is bigger than Juicy's... hard to be smaller :1orglaugh :helpme

Why don't you just ask her? :)

Hopefully the chick can read :winkwink:

lol... that's a good one :thumbsup :1orglaugh

I see to it that we enjoy each other's company.

...when I see my reflection in a mirror or glass. It reminds me of how hot I am.

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http://www.freeporn-intl.com/Izzy-Juicy.psd.jpg

.. when she's unzipping my pants!

After I wash my hands

I'd say you realize it when the date is almost over and you ask her what she wants to do next. If she's not into ya she'll have some good excuse as to why she has to get going home and why it won't be with you.

~Alli

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After my socks get laundered

Thats the fun of getting some "strange" You never know until it happens. You can only keep trying to make "moves" until she says: "get your hand out of my pants.":1orglaugh

But when it happens it's 1000X better than doing the girlfriend for the 10,000+ time!!!!:thumbsup

When she says,

"I will sleep over, but I am not having sex with you."

or

"Those two glasses of wine really made me feel drunk, want to watch a movie?"

or

"So you really feel that way about me? I feel like we were meant to be together."

Any of those three are damn good indications.

Hope I helped Izzz.

hehehe must be keeping an archive