I'm bored, I'll tell you about my birthday....
 

Anyhow I had my 20th birthday 2 months ago...
anyway decided to rent a hotel room and shit me and 3 friends (one is alexg).
Anyway we go in the hotel, 2 pretty nice sized room, me and my other friend go in the bedroom and alexg and the other guy go in the living room.
I take out my ounce of nice green shit, I start rolling some fatties, lots of weed on the bed and shit, while alexg and the other guy were watching tv, 1 tv channel didn't work and those idiot called the repair guy to fix it ( I didn't know that )....lol

anyhow i dont know wtf they did that for, we invited 2 whore which should of come in about 30 min, anyway we smoked a fattie and we all were hungry, alexg and that other guy went downstair to the supermarket get some food.

anyway while we were smoking, and had a shitload of weed on the bed and a few rolled fatties someone knocked, I asked who is this and I thought I heard "Police"...

I was like ohhhhhhh shit, i thru some of the weed, hided the faties and the lighted fattie thru away from the window...
I opened the fucking door and it's that fucking tv repair guy, we tried to get rid of his ass but he insisted to stay, was looking all over the room and shit, scared the shit out of me and my other friend....just because alexg wanted to watch some fucking soccer on TV while we had weed, whores and a shitload of cash....:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

anyway im really bored as you see....discuss

I think pics are in order.


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If I had a time machine, I would go back 5 mins ago, kidnap and put myself (from the past) into the time machine to avoid clicking on this thread.

no pics sorry :(

Hmm. Not even 21. Well 10 more months.

why do I need to be 21? specially in Israel?

Awww.....stories are so much better with pics!


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ROFL! Your posts are always great.

..and?

seriously dude

whores?

yap, I didn't fuck them....just got a blowjob...
then we went to a club...

you made this entire story up didnt you?

I'm pretty sure he also tried giving himself a blowjob to make it more real.

nop, im not like you bro.

i quit reading after i saw the word "friends"
i knew the its was bs from there on

Im so impressed. You sat around in a hotel, getting sucked off by whores while smoking marijuana.

WOW.

pretty gay

Have to order your pussy? Can't get any yourself?

Amazing how this guy always get a horrible negative reaction to his lame ass fake stories, but still continue to create new ones..

Courage or idiocy?

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Well, he usually get tranny dicks for free. :glugglug

dude.. could you have possibly said anyway, anyhow, and anywho, any more times during that story?

Of course he did...

Damn, you actually read the whole story? :1orglaugh

heh, not your biz, but if you've seen my pic, you would know I don't have any problems getting any pussy....:2 cents:

Dude I know "friends" "money" "weed" are your dreams, but that doesn't mean I'm faking it....

You mean cock dont you?

how rude
you totally crossed the line with that one

Yeah, I think that would be a wise decision.

Yeah.. I'm so fucking jealous of your weekly 20$ allowance. :1orglaugh

You're gonna have to learn to distinguish between hallucinations and reality. Right now, you're stuck in a fucking dream world. :glugglug

Your stories give me great insight to your life. :1orglaugh

jelousy sucks doesn't it? :1orglaugh

and you had gay sex.. congrats tovarizh.

I hope you enjoyed it as much as I did sweetie! :thumbsup

What's With All That Oracle Bashing Tonight?:helpme

jelousy is a bitch dude. :2 cents:

Some of you guys have serious problems. Why can't you believe a word Oracle Porn is saying?

I guess it was a very important soccer game.

Oracle Porn, more controversial than Howard Stern.

Wow! that's a nice bday party for sure! :Graucho :thumbsup

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Seriously tho.. Just out of curiosity what the heck did Oracle ever do to piss so many of you off?

COULD THIS STORY BE ANY MORE GAY ?