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Tips on how to Act in Maimi GFY STYLE of course..... How far is this from the truth?

08-08-2004, 10:02 AM

*this is a paorody yet I see it year ofter year*

Get your company to pay for your flight. Most Drive down cause they cant afford a flight and claim to want thier freedom and shit. PFT

Win a pass on a adult internet radio show. Simple if you know some simple trivia and have google opened in anuther window.

Get Topbucksl to pick you up in a limo or a ICQ *buddy* at the airport.

Claim the hotel fucked up and you go now place to stay and volenteer to sleep of one of you bizness partners floor for just ONE night . ...then take advatage and stay all three.

DRINK YOU FACE OFF FOR FREE knowing full well you are never going to support the sponser . Act like an asshole and party with some hotties. Make you way over the party sponser a kiss a lil ass in druken stupor.

Sleep in and miss the semiars saying the show sucked. Bash the so call haters for calling you out on message boards and publicy apppologize for being a dick and it was the sponsers fault for feeds you all the tequilla or whateva.

Collect some frere swag in the late afternoon and give it away to your buddies claiming how PIMP you are.

Go thru the some bizzness cards that you found in the welcome bag when you get back and make refercrencs to how fuck up you were and normally not like that.

Talk your way out of it on icq.

Do it all over again in two months.

Any questions?

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08-08-2004, 10:04 AM

Where's the "Guido style" advice?
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08-08-2004, 10:04 AM

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08-08-2004, 10:07 AM

It's funny but true thou. LOL

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08-08-2004, 10:09 AM

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08-08-2004, 10:10 AM

Funny stuff Derek!

Looking forward to seeing you again.
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08-08-2004, 10:16 AM

Arent you just another employee who hops jobs more often than i change my underwear? Then gets his pic taken with random hot chicks so you can show them on your personal look at me how cool i am site. Also lets not forget how you pretended to be a big shot in that vid by lying about cars you dont own.

Weird this post coming from you.
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08-08-2004, 10:17 AM

Reading your post again, you fit that description perfectly.
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08-08-2004, 10:18 AM

Thanks Lori I look forward to hearning from you.

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08-08-2004, 10:30 AM

Battus Im not going to go to your level. I'm sorry you feel that way but you comments are based on ignorance. Plain and simple.

Everyone knows the truth and I do great bizness.

Everytime you post your nevegative lies you bring tons of traffic so I dont know if your a hater or just a big fan.

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08-08-2004, 10:33 AM

You left out one.

Get Tala to take a pic of you and your buddies with Jager shots.

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08-08-2004, 10:36 AM

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Battus Im not going to go to your level. I'm sorry you feel that way but you comments are based on ignorance. Plain and simple.

Everyone knows the truth and I do great bizness.

Everytime you post your nevegative lies you bring tons of traffic so I dont know if your a hater or just a big fan.

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08-08-2004, 10:36 AM

Originally posted by ill
Battus Im not going to go to your level. I'm sorry you feel that way but you comments are based on ignorance. Plain and simple.

Everyone knows the truth and I do great bizness.

Everytime you post your nevegative lies you bring tons of traffic so I dont know if your a hater or just a big fan.

ROCK ON !!! Bro all the power to you.

My posts bring tons of traffic? Uh ok, here are 2000 hits more
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08-08-2004, 10:39 AM

Let's meet up.

You going? Im a cool guy. I look foward to it.

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08-08-2004, 10:41 AM

Originally posted by ill
Let's meet up.

You going? Im a cool guy. I look foward to it.

How much spending money is your boss giving you?
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08-08-2004, 10:42 AM

Enough to get us both drunk. SO what time you get in?

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08-08-2004, 10:42 AM

Add me to icq so we can set up a time.

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08-08-2004, 10:44 AM

Sleep in and miss the semiars saying the show sucked. Bash the so call haters for calling you out on message boards and publicy apppologize for being a dick and it was the sponsers fault for feeds you all the tequilla or whateva.

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08-08-2004, 12:45 PM

Originally posted by Tala
You left out one.

Get Tala to take a pic of you and your buddies with Jager shots.

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08-08-2004, 12:49 PM

Originally posted by Battuss
How much spending money is your boss giving you?

hopefully enough to pay off his debts.
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08-08-2004, 12:59 PM

Originally posted by Battuss
Arent you just another employee who hops jobs more often than i change my underwear? Then gets his pic taken with random hot chicks so you can show them on your personal look at me how cool i am site. Also lets not forget how you pretended to be a big shot in that vid by lying about cars you dont own.

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08-08-2004, 01:09 PM

Very amusing...I'm sure all of it applies to several people, but some of it applies to a lot.
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08-08-2004, 01:12 PM

I go to shows and act cool so I can get free drinks. I'm too broke to buy them for myself. Somebody please show me the way!

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08-08-2004, 01:13 PM

I don't understand what's all the hate for someone working for another company...

Derek is a great salesman, and I know some in this biz making more money being salesperson than some owners themselves.

You need people to do different things, or else nothing gets done. if we were all owning our own business, then who the hell would be left to do sales, graphics, support, etc...

Derek's got my respect in that area as he is one of the best at what he does

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08-08-2004, 01:15 PM

Jenna Jameson is written with one "m" in Jameson. And can someone please give me a hint where to get free passes? I just need one.

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08-08-2004, 01:16 PM

I'm shocked AaronM didn't start this thread
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08-08-2004, 01:46 PM

LOL Derek does more work at shows then most people do!!

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08-08-2004, 03:45 PM

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Jenna Jameson is written with one "m" in Jameson. And can someone please give me a hint where to get free passes? I just need one.

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08-08-2004, 05:15 PM

Love the picture with Jenna thing!

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08-08-2004, 05:30 PM

Originally posted by Battuss
Arent you just another employee who hops jobs more often than i change my underwear? Then gets his pic taken with random hot chicks so you can show them on your personal look at me how cool i am site. Also lets not forget how you pretended to be a big shot in that vid by lying about cars you dont own.

Weird this post coming from you.
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08-08-2004, 05:30 PM

Seriously though, I suspect my ROI for this Internext will be between 11.7 and 15%, depending on gas prices and the humidity level.
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08-08-2004, 05:31 PM

haha so true
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08-08-2004, 05:56 PM

Where did you get my agenda from?
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08-08-2004, 06:05 PM

Now english isnt my first language but even i write better english. I dont like to attack people on their grammar but this is just screaming for attention. Here we go:

paorody - parody
ofter - after
thier - their
anuther - another
volenteer - volunteer
bizness - business
advatage - advantage
sponser - sponsor
druken stupor - not sure what he was supposed to say here but i bet he spelled it wrong.
semiars - seminars
so call - so called
apppologize - apologize
tequilla - tequila
refercrencs - references
thru - through
jammeson - jameson
freinds - friends

Instead of screaming how well you do business all the time how about you learn how to type english first.
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08-08-2004, 06:07 PM

Originally posted by ill
*this is a paorody yet I see it year ofter year*

Get your company to pay for your flight. Most Drive down cause they cant afford a flight and claim to want thier freedom and shit. PFT

Win a pass on a adult internet radio show. Simple if you know some simple trivia and have google opened in anuther window.

Get Topbucksl to pick you up in a limo or a ICQ *buddy* at the airport.

Claim the hotel fucked up and you go now place to stay and volenteer to sleep of one of you bizness partners floor for just ONE night . ...then take advatage and stay all three.

DRINK YOU FACE OFF FOR FREE knowing full well you are never going to support the sponser . Act like an asshole and party with some hotties. Make you way over the party sponser a kiss a lil ass in druken stupor.

Sleep in and miss the semiars saying the show sucked. Bash the so call haters for calling you out on message boards and publicy apppologize for being a dick and it was the sponsers fault for feeds you all the tequilla or whateva.

Collect some frere swag in the late afternoon and give it away to your buddies claiming how PIMP you are.

Go thru the some bizzness cards that you found in the welcome bag when you get back and make refercrencs to how fuck up you were and normally not like that.

Talk your way out of it on icq.

Do it all over again in two months.

Any questions?

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All jokes aside I looward to seeing old and new freinds. It's been an exciting year and so much has changed.

Sounds about right to me.. I can think of a half dozen people on here that sounds like.
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08-08-2004, 06:59 PM

Originally posted by ill
Let's meet up.

You going? Im a cool guy. I look foward to it.

got a little typo in ur sig
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08-08-2004, 07:10 PM

This thread confirms what I already knew...

Derek can't spell, and I don't need to be in FLA with the aforementioned types of people.

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08-08-2004, 07:13 PM

Originally posted by Battuss
Now english isnt my first language but even i write better english. I dont like to attack people on their grammar but this is just screaming for attention. Here we go:

paorody - parody
ofter - after
thier - their
anuther - another
volenteer - volunteer
bizness - business
advatage - advantage
sponser - sponsor
druken stupor - not sure what he was supposed to say here but i bet he spelled it wrong.
semiars - seminars
so call - so called
apppologize - apologize
tequilla - tequila
refercrencs - references
thru - through
jammeson - jameson
freinds - friends

Instead of screaming how well you do business all the time how about you learn how to type english first.

missed a few but he really needs to work on his grammer
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08-08-2004, 07:59 PM

Originally posted by SureFire
missed a few but he really needs to work on his grammer

yeah almost makes me wonder if he was drunk writing the post

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08-08-2004, 08:01 PM

Originally posted by SureFire
missed a few but he really needs to work on his grammer

You mean "grammar"?
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08-09-2004, 12:30 AM

Originally posted by JFK
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I did.

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08-09-2004, 12:33 AM

Originally posted by NoCarrier
Where's the "Guido style" advice?

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08-09-2004, 01:32 AM

I'm looking forward to seeing you again in FL. You're a great sales person who knows his shit!
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08-09-2004, 04:08 AM

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I did.

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08-09-2004, 04:12 AM

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havent seen it yet ???
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08-09-2004, 05:59 AM

Most of the stuff you just said is very true.
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08-09-2004, 06:12 AM

Originally posted by Battuss
Now english isnt my first language but even i write better english. I dont like to attack people on their grammar but this is just screaming for attention. Here we go:

paorody - parody
ofter - after
thier - their
anuther - another
volenteer - volunteer
bizness - business
advatage - advantage
sponser - sponsor
druken stupor - not sure what he was supposed to say here but i bet he spelled it wrong.
semiars - seminars
so call - so called
apppologize - apologize
tequilla - tequila
refercrencs - references
thru - through
jammeson - jameson
freinds - friends

Instead of screaming how well you do business all the time how about you learn how to type english first.

It's a message board already. Get off his fucking dick. Why the great big hard-on for someone you don't even know. Skips jobs? You don't have a clue what you're talking about. Perhaps if you didn't spend so much damn time on this board and met some people in real life, you'd have a better understanding.

The dude, doesn't do a spell check before he hits reply and now all of a sudden your fucking Captain Grammar? Christ, I usually enjoy reading some of your stuff, but this is getting pathetic. You always targeting certain people, just like the GFY virtual keyboard bully. Get over it already, you don't like his threads or grammar stop freaking reading them!

Derek is excellent at his job and he is a great person, get the hell out of the house step up and meet some of these people that your trashing. Anyone that has time to sit and pick through someone's grammar and spelling error's really has no place to talk. Although, I know you can't help yourself.

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08-09-2004, 07:30 AM

Originally posted by sherie
It's a message board already. Get off his fucking dick. Why the great big hard-on for someone you don't even know. Skips jobs? You don't have a clue what you're talking about. Perhaps if you didn't spend so much damn time on this board and met some people in real life, you'd have a better understanding.

The dude, doesn't do a spell check before he hits reply and now all of a sudden your fucking Captain Grammar? Christ, I usually enjoy reading some of your stuff, but this is getting pathetic. You always targeting certain people, just like the GFY virtual keyboard bully. Get over it already, you don't like his threads or grammar stop freaking reading them!

Derek is excellent at his job and he is a great person, get the hell out of the house step up and meet some of these people that your trashing. Anyone that has time to sit and pick through someone's grammar and spelling error's really has no place to talk. Although, I know you can't help yourself.

Why do i pick on certain people? Because certain people just aked to be picked on. Little sleazebags like Derek who are totally in love with themselves, who brag about what they do while they cannot even type one sentence without spelling errors. Anybody who has a collection of 1000+ pics of his own face and a website to show them deserve to be picked on, especially if they are guys and act totally annoying. From what i saw on pics and read on the forums (and even was told on icq without asking for it) he acts like a total retard in public, like a drunk little nobody who does nothing but bragging and trying to act cool. Exactly the person he described in the first post of this thread, how ironic, isnt it. I'm here to pick on people and occasionally do business. Little pricks like Derek are so much fun to pick on and as long as he acts like a retard i will tell him his a retard. If you dont like it then too bad, i'm gonna be here for a long long time.

Derek, the ultimate sales whore *cough cough*. Annoying face and voice, drunk all the time, bragging, getting his pics taken with convention whores, having his personal site with endless amounts of pics of him. God, i can pick on this punk forever without getting bored by it.
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