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08-04-2004, 06:29 AM

Let me show you what Americans think of Europeans:

- They lack personal hygene. They all smell like old socks and have teeth like Austin Powers.

- They live in old, dilapidated apartments and drive shitty little cars.

- They hate us out of envy. It's obvious that they want to be us.

- They think soccer is football.

- Their beer tastes like shit.

- They use the letter "u" entirely too much (colour, favourite).

- They want to live in a safe world, yet are entirely unwilling/unable to do anything to make the world a safe place for everyone.

- They mistake arrogance, the inability to dress and stuffy accents for style.

- They suck.
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08-04-2004, 06:36 AM

Originally posted by Grammar Police

- They think soccer is football.

and americans thinks that all the world is watching the superbowl

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08-04-2004, 06:39 AM

americans also think bowling is a sport

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08-04-2004, 06:40 AM

Originally posted by MaDalton

americans also think bowling is a sport

Yeah, and playing Poker

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08-04-2004, 06:41 AM

sales must suck today
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08-04-2004, 06:41 AM

did we ever find out who u really are?

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08-04-2004, 06:42 AM

You know, just because you're envious, stupid and arrogant doesn't mean that the rest of the world is. You should really stop generalizing using yourself as a basis for that.

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08-04-2004, 06:45 AM

Please do not feed the troll:

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08-04-2004, 06:49 AM

- They live in old, dilapidated apartments and drive shitty little cars.
Our homes are build of bricks, yours of wood and are blown away by the first storm.

- They hate us out of envy. It's obvious that they want to be us.
I live in a free country, you just think that you live in a free country.

- They think soccer is football.
Yes it is.

- Their beer tastes like shit.
Heiniken is very well known in the USA for its taste and quality, it's from The Netherlands.

- They want to live in a safe world, yet are entirely unwilling/unable to do anything to make the world a safe place for everyone.
You president is begging our president on his knees to support a stupid war by sending more soldiers, but goes home crying like a baby. We actually do make the world a better place, by sending our military to Africa to protect poor people from being killed by muslims.

- They suck.
Yes, my cock.

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08-04-2004, 06:52 AM

I love the intelligence that a blanket statement displays.
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08-04-2004, 07:13 AM

Time for some grammar control
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08-04-2004, 07:31 AM

Originally posted by Grammar Police
Let me show you what Americans think of Europeans:

- They lack personal hygene. They all smell like old socks and have teeth like Austin Powers.

- They live in old, dilapidated apartments and drive shitty little cars.

- They hate us out of envy. It's obvious that they want to be us.

- They think soccer is football.

- Their beer tastes like shit.

- They use the letter "u" entirely too much (colour, favourite).

- They want to live in a safe world, yet are entirely unwilling/unable to do anything to make the world a safe place for everyone.

- They mistake arrogance, the inability to dress and stuffy accents for style.

- They suck.

I love all those things about Europe but the fact that you aren't here makes me love the place even more.
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08-04-2004, 07:35 AM

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08-04-2004, 10:12 AM

Originally posted by chowda
did we ever find out who u really are?

I'm guessing someone who needs a life and has a lot of complexes about himself.

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08-04-2004, 11:24 AM

Cultural stereotypes generally suck but sometimes they are amusing!

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08-04-2004, 11:32 AM

I cant see the point of this kind of threats!
Yesterday, "If US attact EU",
Today GP hates posts.

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08-04-2004, 11:35 AM

actually I haven't ever seen a people dressed as bad as the americans :-)
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08-04-2004, 11:35 AM

- Their beer tastes like shit.

wtf... thats so not true.... budwieser tastes like water... our beer like carlsberg, leffe, tuborg, and all the german beer like erdinger etc tastes fucking great... if you dont think so you dont like beer

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08-04-2004, 11:36 AM

Originally posted by Soul_Rebel
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08-04-2004, 11:37 AM

Originally posted by hvidlogspusher
- Their beer tastes like shit.

wtf... thats so not true.... budwieser tastes like water... our beer like carlsberg, leffe, tuborg, and all the german beer like erdinger etc tastes fucking great... if you dont think so you dont like beer

I don't even think Bud is american by origine.
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08-04-2004, 11:39 AM

Originally posted by MaDalton

americans also think bowling is a sport

fake wrestling is even worst :p

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08-04-2004, 11:39 AM

Originally posted by bluff
I don't even think Bud is american by origine.

im dont know about that but i know that many americans love it and it dont taste very well

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08-04-2004, 11:45 AM

Originally posted by Fabuleux

- They hate us out of envy. It's obvious that they want to be us.
I live in a free country, you just think that you live in a free country.
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This is true in so many ways. While Assshahaha is over here trying to bring us down with this 2275 shit, Europeans are not being bothered about it. Once the givernment makes certain moves to shut down online porn, then fuck that, this is no longer a free country. Thanks to Bush's administration, the US is NO longer a FREE country. You can't even speak out against the fucker without loosing your job or position. Do you know how many fuckers spoke out against Clinton or had many comments about the whole Monica shit.

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08-04-2004, 11:52 AM

- They lack personal hygene. They all smell like old socks and have teeth like Austin Powers.
* Most Americans are fat which makes personal hygiene more difficult and causes huge export from French perfumes to the US. Thanks to our wonderful social sytems everyone in Europe can enjoy the best teeth care

- They live in old, dilapidated apartments and drive shitty little cars.
* Only wealthy Americans buy European houses, the other ones dream of it. No Europeans dream of American houses, let alone want to buy it...

- They hate us out of envy. It's obvious that they want to be us.
* We hate you only for your arrogance and stupidity

- They think soccer is football.
* A game involving mainly a ball and a foot is football. You guys got it wrong. See stupidity remark

- Their beer tastes like shit.
* No European considers American beer to be good. Most beer loving Americans consider Belgian and German beers to be the best in the world. But Americans are already shitfaced after 2 Belgian beers. Sissies....

- They use the letter "u" entirely too much (colour, favourite).
* Can't help it that you fucked up a language because you had a mother that loved sucking little native-american dick while being fucked in the ass by an african-american

- They want to live in a safe world, yet are entirely unwilling/unable to do anything to make the world a safe place for everyone.
* Most Europeans countries know after 1940-45 what war is all about so they have become civilized enough not to fuck up entire countries and its population over lies.
Also most Europeans are not stupid enough to let their government fool them into a war over lies. Americans are...

- They mistake arrogance, the inability to dress and stuffy accents for style.
Americans try to buy themselves style by buying French, Italian, Spanish and Belgian fashion, copy english accents, go for good food to French and Italian restaurants, drink French wine, love travelling to Europe, use French words to sound sophisticated

- They suck.
Not even half as much as the by everyone hated stupid Americans. The not stupid Americans are ok but unfortunately a huge minority
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08-04-2004, 12:03 PM

- They think soccer is football.

Actually football existed way before American Football ...

And what the fuck does american football have to do with FOOT ?

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08-04-2004, 12:04 PM

- They want to live in a safe world, yet are entirely unwilling/unable to do anything to make the world a safe place for everyone.

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Actually there are probably 1000 times less violence in europe then in USA ... so keep talking

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08-04-2004, 12:05 PM

And Americans don't live in a FREE country anymore ... bush have taken that part and put it in the garbage.

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08-04-2004, 12:13 PM

Originally posted by Fabuleux
- They live in old, dilapidated apartments and drive shitty little cars.
Our homes are build of bricks, yours of wood and are blown away by the first storm.

- They hate us out of envy. It's obvious that they want to be us.
I live in a free country, you just think that you live in a free country.

- They think soccer is football.
Yes it is.

- Their beer tastes like shit.
Heiniken is very well known in the USA for its taste and quality, it's from The Netherlands.

- They want to live in a safe world, yet are entirely unwilling/unable to do anything to make the world a safe place for everyone.
You president is begging our president on his knees to support a stupid war by sending more soldiers, but goes home crying like a baby. We actually do make the world a better place, by sending our military to Africa to protect poor people from being killed by muslims.

- They suck.
Yes, my cock.

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08-04-2004, 12:14 PM

Originally posted by EviLSuperstaR
- They lack personal hygene. They all smell like old socks and have teeth like Austin Powers.
* Most Americans are fat which makes personal hygiene more difficult and causes huge export from French perfumes to the US. Thanks to our wonderful social sytems everyone in Europe can enjoy the best teeth care

- They live in old, dilapidated apartments and drive shitty little cars.
* Only wealthy Americans buy European houses, the other ones dream of it. No Europeans dream of American houses, let alone want to buy it...

- They hate us out of envy. It's obvious that they want to be us.
* We hate you only for your arrogance and stupidity

- They think soccer is football.
* A game involving mainly a ball and a foot is football. You guys got it wrong. See stupidity remark

- Their beer tastes like shit.
* No European considers American beer to be good. Most beer loving Americans consider Belgian and German beers to be the best in the world. But Americans are already shitfaced after 2 Belgian beers. Sissies....

- They use the letter "u" entirely too much (colour, favourite).
* Can't help it that you fucked up a language because you had a mother that loved sucking little native-american dick while being fucked in the ass by an african-american

- They want to live in a safe world, yet are entirely unwilling/unable to do anything to make the world a safe place for everyone.
* Most Europeans countries know after 1940-45 what war is all about so they have become civilized enough not to fuck up entire countries and its population over lies.
Also most Europeans are not stupid enough to let their government fool them into a war over lies. Americans are...

- They mistake arrogance, the inability to dress and stuffy accents for style.
Americans try to buy themselves style by buying French, Italian, Spanish and Belgian fashion, copy english accents, go for good food to French and Italian restaurants, drink French wine, love travelling to Europe, use French words to sound sophisticated

- They suck.
Not even half as much as the by everyone hated stupid Americans. The not stupid Americans are ok but unfortunately a huge minority

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08-04-2004, 12:15 PM

Originally posted by EviLSuperstaR
- They lack personal hygene. They all smell like old socks and have teeth like Austin Powers.
* Most Americans are fat which makes personal hygiene more difficult and causes huge export from French perfumes to the US. Thanks to our wonderful social sytems everyone in Europe can enjoy the best teeth care

- They live in old, dilapidated apartments and drive shitty little cars.
* Only wealthy Americans buy European houses, the other ones dream of it. No Europeans dream of American houses, let alone want to buy it...

- They hate us out of envy. It's obvious that they want to be us.
* We hate you only for your arrogance and stupidity

- They think soccer is football.
* A game involving mainly a ball and a foot is football. You guys got it wrong. See stupidity remark

- Their beer tastes like shit.
* No European considers American beer to be good. Most beer loving Americans consider Belgian and German beers to be the best in the world. But Americans are already shitfaced after 2 Belgian beers. Sissies....

- They use the letter "u" entirely too much (colour, favourite).
* Can't help it that you fucked up a language because you had a mother that loved sucking little native-american dick while being fucked in the ass by an african-american

- They want to live in a safe world, yet are entirely unwilling/unable to do anything to make the world a safe place for everyone.
* Most Europeans countries know after 1940-45 what war is all about so they have become civilized enough not to fuck up entire countries and its population over lies.
Also most Europeans are not stupid enough to let their government fool them into a war over lies. Americans are...

- They mistake arrogance, the inability to dress and stuffy accents for style.
Americans try to buy themselves style by buying French, Italian, Spanish and Belgian fashion, copy english accents, go for good food to French and Italian restaurants, drink French wine, love travelling to Europe, use French words to sound sophisticated

- They suck.
Not even half as much as the by everyone hated stupid Americans. The not stupid Americans are ok but unfortunately a huge minority

hehehe right on dude this is one stupid american, and when he says European does that mean the UK as well, cos we are not fags and have gone to fight the terrible war and done a better fucking job!

I agree Bush is a twat and so is his lapdog Blair!

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08-05-2004, 12:58 AM

Originally posted by EviLSuperstaR
- They lack personal hygene. They all smell like old socks and have teeth like Austin Powers.
* Most Americans are fat which makes personal hygiene more difficult and causes huge export from French perfumes to the US. Thanks to our wonderful social sytems everyone in Europe can enjoy the best teeth care

- They live in old, dilapidated apartments and drive shitty little cars.
* Only wealthy Americans buy European houses, the other ones dream of it. No Europeans dream of American houses, let alone want to buy it...

- They hate us out of envy. It's obvious that they want to be us.
* We hate you only for your arrogance and stupidity

- They think soccer is football.
* A game involving mainly a ball and a foot is football. You guys got it wrong. See stupidity remark

- Their beer tastes like shit.
* No European considers American beer to be good. Most beer loving Americans consider Belgian and German beers to be the best in the world. But Americans are already shitfaced after 2 Belgian beers. Sissies....

- They use the letter "u" entirely too much (colour, favourite).
* Can't help it that you fucked up a language because you had a mother that loved sucking little native-american dick while being fucked in the ass by an african-american

- They want to live in a safe world, yet are entirely unwilling/unable to do anything to make the world a safe place for everyone.
* Most Europeans countries know after 1940-45 what war is all about so they have become civilized enough not to fuck up entire countries and its population over lies.
Also most Europeans are not stupid enough to let their government fool them into a war over lies. Americans are...

- They mistake arrogance, the inability to dress and stuffy accents for style.
Americans try to buy themselves style by buying French, Italian, Spanish and Belgian fashion, copy english accents, go for good food to French and Italian restaurants, drink French wine, love travelling to Europe, use French words to sound sophisticated

- They suck.
Not even half as much as the by everyone hated stupid Americans. The not stupid Americans are ok but unfortunately a huge minority

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08-05-2004, 02:50 AM

Originally posted by EviLSuperstaR
- They lack personal hygene. They all smell like old socks and have teeth like Austin Powers.
* Most Americans are fat which makes personal hygiene more difficult and causes huge export from French perfumes to the US. Thanks to our wonderful social sytems everyone in Europe can enjoy the best teeth care

- They live in old, dilapidated apartments and drive shitty little cars.
* Only wealthy Americans buy European houses, the other ones dream of it. No Europeans dream of American houses, let alone want to buy it...

- They hate us out of envy. It's obvious that they want to be us.
* We hate you only for your arrogance and stupidity

- They think soccer is football.
* A game involving mainly a ball and a foot is football. You guys got it wrong. See stupidity remark

- Their beer tastes like shit.
* No European considers American beer to be good. Most beer loving Americans consider Belgian and German beers to be the best in the world. But Americans are already shitfaced after 2 Belgian beers. Sissies....

- They use the letter "u" entirely too much (colour, favourite).
* Can't help it that you fucked up a language because you had a mother that loved sucking little native-american dick while being fucked in the ass by an african-american

- They want to live in a safe world, yet are entirely unwilling/unable to do anything to make the world a safe place for everyone.
* Most Europeans countries know after 1940-45 what war is all about so they have become civilized enough not to fuck up entire countries and its population over lies.
Also most Europeans are not stupid enough to let their government fool them into a war over lies. Americans are...

- They mistake arrogance, the inability to dress and stuffy accents for style.
Americans try to buy themselves style by buying French, Italian, Spanish and Belgian fashion, copy english accents, go for good food to French and Italian restaurants, drink French wine, love travelling to Europe, use French words to sound sophisticated

- They suck.
Not even half as much as the by everyone hated stupid Americans. The not stupid Americans are ok but unfortunately a huge minority

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08-05-2004, 02:56 AM

Originally posted by EviLSuperstaR
- They lack personal hygene. They all smell like old socks and have teeth like Austin Powers.
* Most Americans are fat which makes personal hygiene more difficult and causes huge export from French perfumes to the US. Thanks to our wonderful social sytems everyone in Europe can enjoy the best teeth care

- They live in old, dilapidated apartments and drive shitty little cars.
* Only wealthy Americans buy European houses, the other ones dream of it. No Europeans dream of American houses, let alone want to buy it...

- They hate us out of envy. It's obvious that they want to be us.
* We hate you only for your arrogance and stupidity

- They think soccer is football.
* A game involving mainly a ball and a foot is football. You guys got it wrong. See stupidity remark

- Their beer tastes like shit.
* No European considers American beer to be good. Most beer loving Americans consider Belgian and German beers to be the best in the world. But Americans are already shitfaced after 2 Belgian beers. Sissies....

- They use the letter "u" entirely too much (colour, favourite).
* Can't help it that you fucked up a language because you had a mother that loved sucking little native-american dick while being fucked in the ass by an african-american

- They want to live in a safe world, yet are entirely unwilling/unable to do anything to make the world a safe place for everyone.
* Most Europeans countries know after 1940-45 what war is all about so they have become civilized enough not to fuck up entire countries and its population over lies.
Also most Europeans are not stupid enough to let their government fool them into a war over lies. Americans are...

- They mistake arrogance, the inability to dress and stuffy accents for style.
Americans try to buy themselves style by buying French, Italian, Spanish and Belgian fashion, copy english accents, go for good food to French and Italian restaurants, drink French wine, love travelling to Europe, use French words to sound sophisticated

- They suck.
Not even half as much as the by everyone hated stupid Americans. The not stupid Americans are ok but unfortunately a huge minority

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08-05-2004, 03:11 AM

No European considers American beer to be good. Most beer loving Americans consider Belgian and German beers to be the best in the world. But Americans are already shitfaced after 2 Belgian beers.

You forgot beer from the UK. Newcastle Brown Ale for example is an excellent beer!

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08-05-2004, 03:18 AM

Originally posted by Grammar Police
- Their beer tastes like shit.

that's enough dude, all the other things may or may harldy fit, but our beer is the tastiest of the whole world!

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08-05-2004, 04:28 AM

Originally posted by EviLSuperstaR
- They lack personal hygene. They all smell like old socks and have teeth like Austin Powers.
* Most Americans are fat which makes personal hygiene more difficult and causes huge export from French perfumes to the US. Thanks to our wonderful social sytems everyone in Europe can enjoy the best teeth care

- They live in old, dilapidated apartments and drive shitty little cars.
* Only wealthy Americans buy European houses, the other ones dream of it. No Europeans dream of American houses, let alone want to buy it...

- They hate us out of envy. It's obvious that they want to be us.
* We hate you only for your arrogance and stupidity

- They think soccer is football.
* A game involving mainly a ball and a foot is football. You guys got it wrong. See stupidity remark

- Their beer tastes like shit.
* No European considers American beer to be good. Most beer loving Americans consider Belgian and German beers to be the best in the world. But Americans are already shitfaced after 2 Belgian beers. Sissies....

- They use the letter "u" entirely too much (colour, favourite).
* Can't help it that you fucked up a language because you had a mother that loved sucking little native-american dick while being fucked in the ass by an african-american

- They want to live in a safe world, yet are entirely unwilling/unable to do anything to make the world a safe place for everyone.
* Most Europeans countries know after 1940-45 what war is all about so they have become civilized enough not to fuck up entire countries and its population over lies.
Also most Europeans are not stupid enough to let their government fool them into a war over lies. Americans are...

- They mistake arrogance, the inability to dress and stuffy accents for style.
Americans try to buy themselves style by buying French, Italian, Spanish and Belgian fashion, copy english accents, go for good food to French and Italian restaurants, drink French wine, love travelling to Europe, use French words to sound sophisticated

- They suck.
Not even half as much as the by everyone hated stupid Americans. The not stupid Americans are ok but unfortunately a huge minority

Very true. Too bad most Americans have never left their country and their only knowlege is based on what tv feeds them...

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08-05-2004, 04:31 AM

Originally posted by sarah_webinc
I love all those things about Europe but the fact that you aren't here makes me love the place even more.

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08-05-2004, 04:34 AM

Doesn't make sense to discuss with Grammar, so just 2 pic:

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08-05-2004, 04:46 AM

Originally posted by EviLSuperstaR
- They lack personal hygene. They all smell like old socks and have teeth like Austin Powers.
* Most Americans are fat which makes personal hygiene more difficult and causes huge export from French perfumes to the US. Thanks to our wonderful social sytems everyone in Europe can enjoy the best teeth care

- They live in old, dilapidated apartments and drive shitty little cars.
* Only wealthy Americans buy European houses, the other ones dream of it. No Europeans dream of American houses, let alone want to buy it...

- They hate us out of envy. It's obvious that they want to be us.
* We hate you only for your arrogance and stupidity

- They think soccer is football.
* A game involving mainly a ball and a foot is football. You guys got it wrong. See stupidity remark

- Their beer tastes like shit.
* No European considers American beer to be good. Most beer loving Americans consider Belgian and German beers to be the best in the world. But Americans are already shitfaced after 2 Belgian beers. Sissies....

- They use the letter "u" entirely too much (colour, favourite).
* Can't help it that you fucked up a language because you had a mother that loved sucking little native-american dick while being fucked in the ass by an african-american

- They want to live in a safe world, yet are entirely unwilling/unable to do anything to make the world a safe place for everyone.
* Most Europeans countries know after 1940-45 what war is all about so they have become civilized enough not to fuck up entire countries and its population over lies.
Also most Europeans are not stupid enough to let their government fool them into a war over lies. Americans are...

- They mistake arrogance, the inability to dress and stuffy accents for style.
Americans try to buy themselves style by buying French, Italian, Spanish and Belgian fashion, copy english accents, go for good food to French and Italian restaurants, drink French wine, love travelling to Europe, use French words to sound sophisticated

- They suck.
Not even half as much as the by everyone hated stupid Americans. The not stupid Americans are ok but unfortunately a huge minority
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08-05-2004, 04:49 AM

Originally posted by Grammar Police
Let me show you what Americans think of Europeans:

- They lack personal hygene. They all smell like old socks and have teeth like Austin Powers.

- They live in old, dilapidated apartments and drive shitty little cars.

- They hate us out of envy. It's obvious that they want to be us.

- They think soccer is football.

- Their beer tastes like shit.

- They use the letter "u" entirely too much (colour, favourite).

- They want to live in a safe world, yet are entirely unwilling/unable to do anything to make the world a safe place for everyone.

- They mistake arrogance, the inability to dress and stuffy accents for style.

- They suck.

Damn that sounds mostly like the French
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08-05-2004, 04:53 AM

Originally posted by Grammar Police

- Their beer tastes like shit.

the only reson I ever came to the states was because of the great american beer.
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08-05-2004, 04:56 AM

Originally posted by cayne
Doesn't make sense to discuss with Grammar, so just 2 pic:

I belive the Americans who think we suck just got OWN3D!!!

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08-05-2004, 05:33 AM

Originally posted by Sexzity
I cant see the point of this kind of threats!
Yesterday, "If US attact EU",
Today GP hates posts.

Why do anyone like to split us apart? All webmasters needs other webmasters. Just like EU need US and US need EU.

threaDs, young negro.
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08-05-2004, 05:43 AM

Originally posted by ldinternet
threaDs, young negro.

Excuse me
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08-05-2004, 05:50 AM

United States of America:

http://www.missusa.com/

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Europe:

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmp...taly_chubby_dc
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08-05-2004, 05:56 AM

I don't have much time, esspecially not for loosers like Grammar Police, but this time he want way too far.. I'm from Europe, even from Eastern Europe - Slovakia and I'm fucking proud of it! What commies did in the past is their fault, not mine, so all you who start bitching about how terrible it is here better come over and check now. So back to that brainless guy:

- They lack personal hygene. They all smell like old socks and have teeth like Austin Powers.
Yeah sure. And we have hair on tongue... Krist that's sooo stupid statement!

- They live in old, dilapidated apartments and drive shitty little cars.
Old shitty houses? Oh, dumbass should I send you a photo of our 3 floor house? Or the photo of the nice garden around with wonderful lawn? Or my small but cool Polo with 500 watt sound system (sinus, musical is 1600, lol!). I could blow off your head just by putting on music

- They hate us out of envy. It's obvious that they want to be us.
We hate only assholes like you. People talking patriotic shit, without knowing basic human history. Have you ever been outside your town at least, you big talker? And you say I want to be YOU??!?!? You are kidding me ! I have a small but decent design company, live in a perfect location (oak hills start to raise about 100 m behind our house), we have the coolest girls here (well, you should ask someone who was here, walking on a pedestrian zone reminds you seeing a fashion show). Not talking about girls in clubs . Sigh...

- They think soccer is football.
You better check the origin of the word, morron. Nothing wrong with american football, just hate people talking this kind of shit.

- Their beer tastes like shit.
HAHHAHHAHHA. Now that was the MOST supid of all probably. Check how long has been beer produced in Europe! Some of our beers you drink even without knowing you drink them, lamer! Hey, I don't say american beers are not good, I would say they are different. And for Crhist's sake .. Never say that to some Czech or UK guy.. they are proud of their beers and I approve 100%... they may kick your stupid ass!

- They use the letter "u" entirely too much (colour, favourite).
so ye wonna spik like diz <-----. Yuk. Gosh again, nothing wrong with US language, but people who speak ONLY slang are not very comfortable..

- They want to live in a safe world, yet are entirely unwilling/unable to do anything to make the world a safe place for everyone.
Hey If I wasn't pacifist I would kick your Morron Stupid Ass for this! My brother was on a peace keeping mission in Iraq before your amazing army got there and killed thousands of innocent people. So, I know MUCH info from "first hand". Served 1 year in army myself (in an UN training center), basically, waste of time, but I got at least an insider view as well. I don't want to go into politics, but one is for sure. US foreign policy is to put mildly.. TERRIBLY CORRUPT, TERRIBLY FAKE..and now I better stop. Hey have you seen Farrenheit 9/11 ? That's America these days! Peace? Bush may send YOUR kid one day to invade let's say Republic of Mutombu, just because he likes their holiday resorts...

- They mistake arrogance, the inability to dress and stuffy accents for style.
Now listen... if you saw the girls in my town you would be DROOLING all over your dirty shirt! Most of them dressed like superstars and I fucking mean it! Few American friends I took clubbing here said it was one of the best experiences in their lives!

- They suck.
Hey! do you still think so ....... looser?

I loved this one "Why do anyone like to split us apart? All webmasters needs other webmasters. Just like EU need US and US need EU.

I 100% agree Sexzity. Good one.

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08-05-2004, 06:01 AM
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08-05-2004, 06:29 AM

Dance my little puppets, DANCE!
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08-05-2004, 06:32 AM

Originally posted by Grammar Police
Dance my little puppets, DANCE!

Nobody's your puppet. You tried to stir shit and got owned. Now you can't think of anything meaningful to say. Although, I could be wrong.

..and I'm off.
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