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Grammar Police 08-04-2004 06:36 AM

Broken English speaking Europeans...
 
Can't you find boards in your own language? I'd suggest you look for some. You're on an American board. Show some respect and learn our language if you want to stay.

Groove 08-04-2004 06:38 AM

Since when do Americans speak and write English? :1orglaugh

Mutt 08-04-2004 06:39 AM

i love the broken English spoken on GFY, it's funny as hell sometimes, only sad part is that half of the broken English comes from Americans and Canadians.

Grammar Police 08-04-2004 06:39 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Groove
Since when do Americans speak and write English? :1orglaugh
Those of us with an education do.

s9ann0 08-04-2004 06:40 AM

yea like this aloominum

DutchTeenCash 08-04-2004 06:42 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Grammar Police
Can't you find boards in your own language? I'd suggest you look for some. You're on an American board. Show some respect and learn our language if you want to stay.
if your dutch is as good as my english you've got a right to speak up :)

...besides youre probably a 1% jewish 7% german 12% italian 8% dutch 34% irish american anyhow :1orglaugh

Grammar Police 08-04-2004 06:43 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by thinkx
if your dutch is as good as my english you've got a right to speak up :)

...besides youre probably a 1% jewish 7% german 12% italian 8% dutch 34% irish american anyhow :1orglaugh

Why would I need to speak Dutch? I'm an American. I speak English. I have no use for any other language.

TheMob 08-04-2004 06:45 AM

stupid grammar pig, shut it. :321GFY

:glugglug

Groove 08-04-2004 06:46 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Grammar Police
Those of us with an education do.
Americans have no respect for the English language.

They speak and write American NOT English. :321GFY

DutchTeenCash 08-04-2004 06:49 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Groove
Americans have no respect for the English language.

They speak and write American NOT English. :321GFY

WORD

Jakke PNG 08-04-2004 06:49 AM

As long as the point I'm trying to make gets thru I'm happy. Besides my written english is quite good compared to the majority of GFY :)

zdwebber 08-04-2004 06:49 AM

shut up grammer poolice

mikexod 08-04-2004 06:56 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Grammar Police
Can't you find boards in your own language? I'd suggest you look for some. You're on an American board. Show some respect and learn our language if you want to stay.
You have no clue what you're talking about. I'm European and believe me, I probably make less mistakes than some of the guys here. Look at all Americans that can't spell and then talk about foreign webmasters.
Plus this is a message board and not a college paper, so if you can't handle the mistakes then get off the board.

alexg 08-04-2004 06:56 AM

My english is better then some Americans'

mikexod 08-04-2004 06:58 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by alexg
My english is better then some Americans'
Damn right man. Way to go!!! :thumbsup

Grammar Police 08-04-2004 07:01 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by alexg
My english is better then some Americans'
Your English is better THAN some Americans',

Serge Litehead 08-04-2004 07:04 AM

meditate offen, don't stumble over broken language

johndoebob 08-04-2004 07:04 AM

Quote:

Show some respect and learn our language
The english language originates from the UK, so it's not exactly your language my friend.

You're just helping to get the image of the arrogant and retarded american in everybodys mind.

Americans like it big: Biggest cities, fatest people on earth, biggest retards on earth, biggest fact twisters on earth etc. etc.

Btw. is grammar police the gay policeman from the village people?

Grammar Police 08-04-2004 07:05 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by mikexod
You have no clue what you're talking about. I'm European and believe me, I probably make less mistakes than some of the guys here. Look at all Americans that can't spell and then talk about foreign webmasters.
Plus this is a message board and not a college paper, so if you can't handle the mistakes then get off the board.

You're in the USA. If your English is better than most, I think you have your location to thank for that. If you truly are European, I'll bet you're from a country that speaks primarily English.

Groove 08-04-2004 07:07 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Grammar Police
Your English is better THAN some Americans',
That should be a full stop ("period" for you Americans)
not a comma at the end of your corrected sentence :321GFY

What kind of grammar cop are you? :1orglaugh

volante 08-04-2004 07:08 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Grammar Police
You're in the USA. If your English is better than most, I think you have your location to thank for that.
:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Jakke PNG 08-04-2004 07:08 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Grammar Police
If you truly are European, I'll bet you're from a country that speaks primarily English.
Why would you make such an assumption? To your amazement people might possess the wonderful talent of speaking multiple languages quite fluently, regardless of their country or language mainly spoken there.

Grammar Police 08-04-2004 07:09 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by johndoebob
The english language originates from the UK, so it's not exactly your language my friend.

You're just helping to get the image of the arrogant and retarded american in everybodys mind.

Americans like it big: Biggest cities, fatest people on earth, biggest retards on earth, biggest fact twisters on earth etc. etc.

Btw. is grammar police the gay policeman from the village people?

Believe me, I know where English comes from. This thread is directed at those who come here and butcher the English language. You can read, can't you?

We're retards? Get off the internet, Americans invented it. Get rid of all of the lights in your house. An American is responsible for that too. Shall I continue?

DutchTeenCash 08-04-2004 07:10 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Groove
That should be a full stop ("period" for you Americans)
not a comma at the end of your corrected sentence :321GFY

What kind of grammar cop are you? :1orglaugh

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Grammar Police 08-04-2004 07:11 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Groove
That should be a full stop ("period" for you Americans)
not a comma at the end of your corrected sentence :321GFY

What kind of grammar cop are you? :1orglaugh

That's punctuation, dipshit. It's called a typo. Tell me you've never made one before.

volante 08-04-2004 07:11 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Grammar Police
Get off the internet, Americans invented it. Get rid of all of the lights in your house. An American is responsible for that too. Shall I continue?
Speaking as an Englishman, I'd like to apologise to the world on behalf of my country for inventing Americans.

Grammar Police 08-04-2004 07:12 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by TeenGodFather
Why would you make such an assumption? To your amazement people might possess the wonderful talent of speaking multiple languages quite fluently, regardless of their country or language mainly spoken there.
I was generalizing...something Europeans do quite frequently when talking about Americans.

eiht_98 08-04-2004 07:12 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Mutt
i love the broken English spoken on GFY, it's funny as hell sometimes, only sad part is that half of the broken English comes from Americans and Canadians.
Sometimes I wonder how's possible that Americans can't speak or write correctly their mother language.:thumbsup

Serge Litehead 08-04-2004 07:13 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Grammar Police
Believe me, I know where English comes from. This thread is directed at those who come here and butcher the English language. You can read, can't you?

We're retards? Get off the internet, Americans invented it. Get rid of all of the lights in your house. An American is responsible for that too. Shall I continue?

what good is a correct language for if you can't entertain your audience?

Jer 08-04-2004 07:13 AM

I'm "american" and my english is broken 'n sexy.

mikexod 08-04-2004 07:14 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Grammar Police
You're in the USA. If your English is better than most, I think you have your location to thank for that. If you truly are European, I'll bet you're from a country that speaks primarily English.
And again you have no clue. I'm from Poland (Polish language) and when I came here during my first semester in college (2 months, after landing) people were asking me how to spell words. BTW who the fuck are you? Some kind of English professor. Get a life, and get over yourself.

Groove 08-04-2004 07:14 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Grammar Police
That's punctuation, dipshit. It's called a typo. Tell me you've never made one before.
Dude, you were mocking someone else's
literacy because they made a typo.

Theo 08-04-2004 07:15 AM

to mouni ths mannas soy




ops a typo :)

Jakke PNG 08-04-2004 07:15 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Grammar Police
I was generalizing...something Europeans do quite frequently when talking about Americans.
More than often it's the other way around.. or maybe my perception is just starting to fail me.

mcmc 08-04-2004 07:16 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by volante
Speaking as an Englishman, I'd like to apologise to the world on behalf of my country for inventing Americans.
LOL :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

DutchTeenCash 08-04-2004 07:16 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by mikexod
And again you have no clue. I'm from Poland (Polish language) and when I came here during my first semester in college (2 months, after landing) people were asking me how to spell words. BTW who the fuck are you? Some kind of English professor. Get a life, and get over yourself.
he's probably a 15yo kid with a dictionairy

Groove 08-04-2004 07:17 AM

I wonder how many languages the grammar policeman is fluent in?

johndoebob 08-04-2004 07:18 AM

Quote:

We're retards? Get off the internet, Americans invented it.
Being able to invent stuff doesn't make you intelligent.There are a few intelligent american people but the number is so low compared to the 99% who couldn't find their own country on a worldmap if their life would depend on it and think Germany is located in Africa.

cool1 08-04-2004 07:18 AM

Hookt on Fonix rilly wurkt fer mee

Roald 08-04-2004 07:18 AM

GFY is an American board yes, but is it also targeted to americans only? Don't think so huh


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