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Rochard 07-21-2004 07:39 PM

New Staff Members on the Bunny Ranch!
 
By special request I've added a bunch of new members to the staff page including Evil Chris, Luke Mccoy, Keev, Silent Bob, Gunner, and Diva.

Diva is my favorite. Her new job title is "Director of rent-my-rack-for-your-promotional-needs".....


http://www.rochardsbunnyranch.com/mi.../divalarge.jpg

Check out the rest of the new staff members on the Bunny Ranch!

Spunky 07-21-2004 07:41 PM

:glugglug Is her title abbreviated on her card?

SBJ 07-21-2004 07:42 PM

Thanks for the job! :thumbsup

It sounds important! "National but Silent Minister of Synergistic Midgets"
:1orglaugh

BradM 07-21-2004 07:42 PM

Sadly I missed the cut.

But Wendys Manager said I have GREAT potential.

fatal attraction 07-21-2004 07:44 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by BradM
Sadly I missed the cut.


Me too Brad! Maybe one day....hahaha, we can always dream! :1orglaugh

Site looks great Richard! :thumbsup

Rankings 07-21-2004 07:45 PM

good to know...keeping it fresh in there

Keev 07-21-2004 07:46 PM

I just got my acceptance letter via icq from the man himself....


Congrats on your recent acceptance to be on the staff on Rochard's Bunny Ranch.

Founding Father

Rochard



http://www.allen.biz/halloween2003/norman.jpg

fatal attraction 07-21-2004 07:48 PM

OMG!!!! I just noticed Laura's Bunny picture. Who is she kissing??? :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Rochard 07-21-2004 07:50 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by fatal attraction
OMG!!!! I just noticed Laura's Bunny picture. Who is she kissing??? :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh
Shhhh. Don't bring it up. She's still try to get everyone believe she's not a lesbian!

TheLegacy 07-21-2004 07:53 PM

welcome everyone to the staff - stay away from my corner office!!!

Rochard 07-21-2004 07:56 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by BradM
Sadly I missed the cut.

But Wendys Manager said I have GREAT potential.

You didn't tell me you were from Canada.... That changes everything!

In an effort to promote goodwill be the United States and your cold ass country I have include you as well. But your title was rejected and I had to change it.

Congrats on your promotion!

Rochard 07-21-2004 07:58 PM

Nearly everyone who contacted me this past week about being a staff email did so via email and got hit with my new disclaimer:

DISCLAIMER: This email is intended for the use of the individual addressee(s) named above and may contain information that is confidential, privileged or unsuitable for overly sensitive persons with low self-esteem, no sense of humour or irrational religious beliefs. If you are not the intended recipient, any dissemination, distribution or copying of this email is not authorised (either explicitly or implicitly) and constitutes an irritating social faux pas. No animals were harmed in the transmission of this email, although the yorkshire terrier next door is living on borrowed time, let me tell you. Those of you with an overwhelming fear of the unknown will be gratified to learn that there is no hidden message revealed by reading this warning backwards, so just ignore that Alert Notice from Microsoft: However, by pouring a complete circle of salt around yourself and your computer you can ensure that no harm befalls you and your pets. If you have received this email in error, please add some nutmeg and egg whites and place it in a warm oven for 40 minutes. Whisk briefly and let it stand for 2 hours before icing.

BradM 07-21-2004 08:00 PM

Well thank you. I am honored.
But I better get off the board before I cry.

pussyluver 07-21-2004 08:02 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by RocHard
You didn't tell me you were from Canada.... That changes everything!

In an effort to promote goodwill be the United States and your cold ass country I have include you as well. But your title was rejected and I had to change it.

Congrats on your promotion!


When they fired P1mpdog from Micky-Ds, he went to Wendy's. Go figure, he must of paid someone off. Funny, I don't see Trey's pic????

SBJ 07-21-2004 08:02 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by RocHard
Nearly everyone who contacted me this past week about being a staff email did so via email and got hit with my new disclaimer:

DISCLAIMER: This email is intended for the use of the individual addressee(s) named above and may contain information that is confidential, privileged or unsuitable for overly sensitive persons with low self-esteem, no sense of humour or irrational religious beliefs. If you are not the intended recipient, any dissemination, distribution or copying of this email is not authorised (either explicitly or implicitly) and constitutes an irritating social faux pas. No animals were harmed in the transmission of this email, although the yorkshire terrier next door is living on borrowed time, let me tell you. Those of you with an overwhelming fear of the unknown will be gratified to learn that there is no hidden message revealed by reading this warning backwards, so just ignore that Alert Notice from Microsoft: However, by pouring a complete circle of salt around yourself and your computer you can ensure that no harm befalls you and your pets. If you have received this email in error, please add some nutmeg and egg whites and place it in a warm oven for 40 minutes. Whisk briefly and let it stand for 2 hours before icing.

yup that disclaimer was good

jscott 07-21-2004 08:12 PM

lol funny shit

congrats on your new jobs guys (& girls) :thumbsup

jscott 07-21-2004 08:12 PM

btw, please tell me gunner did NOT eat this!!!!

http://www.rochardsbunnyranch.com/mi...unnerlarge.jpg

JFK 07-21-2004 08:16 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by jscott
btw, please tell me gunner did NOT eat this!!!!

http://www.rochardsbunnyranch.com/mi...unnerlarge.jpg

Yummy Stuff:Graucho

GUNNER 07-21-2004 08:47 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by jscott
btw, please tell me gunner did NOT eat this!!!!

I did and it probably would've made me sick had I not washed it down with 12 cold Buds

Rochard 07-21-2004 08:52 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by pussyluver
When they fired P1mpdog from Micky-Ds, he went to Wendy's. Go figure, he must of paid someone off. Funny, I don't see Trey's pic????
No comment.

SBJ 07-21-2004 09:03 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by GUNNER
I did and it probably would've made me sick had I not washed it down with 12 cold Buds
:1orglaugh good call on the buds! I laughed my ass off when I saw that last night

Glad that I know a few others on the staff :thumbsup

J-Reel 07-21-2004 09:20 PM

Did Nasty D get fired?

EZRhino 07-21-2004 09:37 PM

Great staff, hope they all make it to Florida this August

Evil Chris 07-22-2004 07:55 AM

I'm honored to be part of the staff... :thumbsup

I still love this page though!

Diva 07-22-2004 08:56 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by RocHard
By special request I've added a bunch of new members to the staff page including Evil Chris, Luke Mccoy, Keev, Silent Bob, Gunner, and Diva.

Diva is my favorite. Her new job title is "Director of rent-my-rack-for-your-promotional-needs".....


http://www.rochardsbunnyranch.com/mi.../divalarge.jpg

Check out the rest of the new staff members on the Bunny Ranch!

Thank you for accepting my application :)
Sleazy was my first client....I'm sure there will be more.

Niko Bimini 07-22-2004 09:24 AM

http://www.rochardsbunnyranch.com/misc/staff/sport.htm

Rochard 07-22-2004 09:25 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Evil Chris
I'm honored to be part of the staff... :thumbsup

I still love this page though!

Gee, I wonder why Chris. Have anything to do with this picture?

http://www.rochardsbunnyranch.com/mi...unbrunette.jpg

Niko Bimini 07-22-2004 09:30 AM

http://www.biminibucks.com/danielle.bmp

This is still my favorite Bunny Ranch employee!

And coincidentally my favorite "Bunny" as well! :-)


Yummy Yanks Danielle with her beautiful face and Ohhhh so fine little tushy!!!!


:Graucho :thumbsup

Cory W 07-22-2004 09:38 AM

My favorite bunny ranch employee:

http://www.rochardsbunnyranch.com/mi.../lukelarge.jpg

Tiffany Paris 07-22-2004 10:30 AM

http://www.biminibucks.com/niko.bmp

The SEXIEST member of the Bunny Ranch! What do you think girls?....or guys? hehe

BradM 07-22-2004 10:32 AM

He looks pretty hardcore.

punker barbie 07-22-2004 11:36 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Bimini
http://www.biminibucks.com/danielle.bmp

This is still my favorite Bunny Ranch employee!

And coincidentally my favorite "Bunny" as well! :-)


Yummy Yanks Danielle with her beautiful face and Ohhhh so fine little tushy!!!!


:Graucho :thumbsup


Niko- I think you have a crush on our lovely Danielle!!!!!! :Graucho

punker barbie 07-22-2004 11:36 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Tiffany Paris
http://www.biminibucks.com/niko.bmp

The SEXIEST member of the Bunny Ranch! What do you think girls?....or guys? hehe



ITS NIKO BIMINI !!!!!!!!!

Niko Bimini 07-22-2004 12:19 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by punker barbie
ITS NIKO BIMINI !!!!!!!!!
IT'S PUNKER BARBIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :thumbsup

Dwreck 07-22-2004 12:57 PM

WOW some great new members to the bunny ranch. Diva and Gunner my co workers. WOOT!!!

I comfortable in my sexuality enough to say Nik is one sexy bitch and a great guy to boot. i would hit it. :winkwink:

Nobody Specific 07-22-2004 01:10 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by WEGCashCory
My favorite bunny ranch employee:

http://www.rochardsbunnyranch.com/mi.../lukelarge.jpg

Thanks! I've been working hard too.

BTW, when do I get my first paycheck???

_Danielle_ 07-22-2004 02:53 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by punker barbie
Niko- I think you have a crush on our lovely Danielle!!!!!! :Graucho
NOPE Punker Barbie...it's the other way around!

Niko Bimini 07-22-2004 03:07 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Yanks_Danielle
NOPE Punker Barbie...it's the other way around!

Oh don't get me all excited now Yanks girl!!!!!!!!

hayblade 07-22-2004 05:06 PM

niko should be infront of the camera, not behind it. sexy beast.

BlingDaddy 07-22-2004 05:09 PM

Where do I apply? LMAO:1orglaugh :thumbsup


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