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painintheass 05-17-2004 06:48 PM

Sperm in my ass... Not sleeping in wet spot
 
I have a male friend that I`ve been good friends with for several years and I know he is clean and we have unprotected sex.

Next time we fuck he wants tp cum inside my ass and then have me do an atm. Not a problem but I want two things in return.

1) After I suck his dick I get to squirt the jizz into his mouth.

2) He changes my bed sheats and takes them home and cleans them because I`m not sleeping in the wet spot. (When its over get out because I sleep alone.)

He says I`m being unreasonable and that he doesn`t know how to do laundry and won`t eat his own jizz. My comment is you got your fantasies I have mine and I`m not sleeping in an anal wetspot.

Pain in the ass

detoxed 05-17-2004 06:49 PM

have you ever heard of a towel?

EviLGuY 05-17-2004 06:50 PM

Thats an awful lot of sharing. Do you feel better now? :)

JOKER 05-17-2004 06:51 PM

:eek2 :eek7


damn. What phantasies :evil-laug


Whatever floats your boat :1orglaugh


Steve

TAMPA_TOKER 05-17-2004 06:51 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by detoxed
have you ever heard of a towel?

Sounds like shrimpin to me :Hollering

WebTitan 05-17-2004 06:58 PM

ever heard of the phrase 'to much information' ?

NaughtyAlysha 05-17-2004 06:59 PM

You're actually going to ask for advice from here? http://www.naughtyalysha.com/images/gfy/smilielol.gif

evildick 05-17-2004 07:00 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by painintheass
I have a male friend that I`ve been good friends with for several years and I know he is clean and we have unprotected sex.

Next time we fuck he wants tp cum inside my ass and then have me do an atm. Not a problem but I want two things in return.

1) After I suck his dick I get to squirt the jizz into his mouth.

2) He changes my bed sheats and takes them home and cleans them because I`m not sleeping in the wet spot. (When its over get out because I sleep alone.)

He says I`m being unreasonable and that he doesn`t know how to do laundry and won`t eat his own jizz. My comment is you got your fantasies I have mine and I`m not sleeping in an anal wetspot.

Pain in the ass

You need to compromise. Here is my two part plan:

1. If he cums in your ass there shouldn't be much left for you to spit in his mouth. Just make him kiss you afterwards. That will satisfy your urge for humiliating / degrading him without making him feel like a homo.

2. Make him strip the sheets and wash them at your house. That way you can watch him doing the laundry and call him your bitch, but he will be happy because he won't have to lug your sheets back to his place.

painintheass 05-17-2004 07:00 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by detoxed
have you ever heard of a towel?
Yea buddy, like I`m going to just lay there in one spot and let him climb on pump and climb off.

I own a queen size bed for a reason

Pain in the ass

Jer 05-17-2004 07:02 PM

"I thought porn people were the cleanest people in the world." - Lara Roxx

Jer 05-17-2004 07:04 PM

Ok. Who owns the nick "painintheass"?

Shooter 05-17-2004 07:07 PM

He doesn't know how to do laundry?

reynold 05-17-2004 07:11 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Shooter
He doesn't know how to do laundry?

He doesn't even have to do it manually, does he?

Webasic 05-17-2004 07:12 PM

are you a guy?

fatal attraction 05-17-2004 07:14 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by WebTitan
ever heard of the phrase 'to much information' ?
YEP!!!! :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Magg 05-17-2004 07:16 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Webasic
are you a guy?
Quote:

Originally posted by Webasic
are you a guy?
Quote:

Originally posted by Webasic
are you a guy?

Easton 05-17-2004 07:18 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by EviLGuY
Thats an awful lot of sharing. Do you feel better now? :)
:1orglaugh

jpwhits 05-17-2004 07:19 PM

you dont have to have sex in bed, do it on the floor or the shower

KMR Stitch 05-17-2004 07:21 PM

Please be a little more descriptive!

I lost my lunch =/

Mr. Marks 05-17-2004 07:28 PM

If he doesn't want to agree with your fantasy, then forget it. he can blow his "thing" in somebody's ass.

BigG 05-17-2004 08:41 PM

I have a male friend that I`ve been good friends with for several years and I know he is clean and we have unprotected sex.

Next time we fuck he wants tp cum inside my ass and then have me do an atm. Not a problem but I want two things in return.
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I think it is important to know if you are a man. It could change the opinions offered.

Nanda 05-17-2004 08:44 PM

:eek2

beergood 05-17-2004 08:45 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Webasic
are you a guy?
no doubt

Brujah 05-17-2004 08:46 PM

You're being unreasonable.

Please the man.

NikkiNevada 05-17-2004 08:48 PM

:eek7

phogirl69 05-17-2004 08:57 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by evildick
You need to compromise. Here is my two part plan:

1. If he cums in your ass there shouldn't be much left for you to spit in his mouth. Just make him kiss you afterwards. That will satisfy your urge for humiliating / degrading him without making him feel like a homo.



Is that the most degrading thing you can do to a man, kiss him after you have his cum in your mouth and make him taste it?

What other stuff do you guys find humiliating if a girl were to do them to you? What would make you feel degraded like you've been used and abused in a bad way?

Just wondering, that's all... :Graucho :Graucho

collegeclam 05-17-2004 09:17 PM

do what girls are supposed to do: take it in the ass and like it. or just have him blow a load on a towel/sock/floor. or tell him hes gotta wear a jimmy cap and blow a load in that, or go to the bathroom and squirt out your ass into the tub and then write "******* part duece" in the mess.

thehornydevil 05-17-2004 09:33 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by painintheass

Next time we fuck he wants tp cum inside my ass and then have me do an atm. Not a problem but I want two things in return.

So... he'll do an ass to mouth after he unloads in your ass... but won't kiss you after he nuts in your mouth.... This not making sense to anyone else?

newsdude 05-17-2004 11:11 PM

You can always dump him and look for someone else! ;)

Illicit 05-17-2004 11:15 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by thehornydevil
So... he'll do an ass to mouth after he unloads in your ass... but won't kiss you after he nuts in your mouth.... This not making sense to anyone else?

I assume her ass to her mouth :2 cents:

zzgundamnzz 05-17-2004 11:16 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by NikkiNevada
:eek7

EddiePulp 05-17-2004 11:21 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by WebTitan
ever heard of the phrase 'to much information' ?
i agree.. except 'to' should be 'too' :)

dougeetx 05-17-2004 11:22 PM

I feel so much closer to you now PITA for all of that sharing with us!

Argoz 05-17-2004 11:25 PM

:1orglaugh

StRoGE 05-18-2004 12:55 AM

This is one of the most disturbing posts I've ever read on GFY.

Vitasoy 05-18-2004 01:38 AM

Damn I need a fuck buddy like that... plus I'll clean your sheets :thumbsup

hova 05-18-2004 01:44 AM

I think this is very gay.....or not

=^..^= 05-18-2004 01:45 AM

sleeping in the wetspoits suck
but there is an easy cure

SWALLOW!!!!!

webmaster x 05-18-2004 01:50 AM

Don't, I repeat don't do it to each other if you wanna keep the relationship.

Jaded Chica 05-18-2004 01:55 AM

LOL


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