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  • Cory W
    Deeply shallow
    • Jan 2004
    • 9133

    #1

    There may be a reward for anyone that can tell us

    who this guy is?

    His name is Hans, he has taken to the scene in Atlanta, and no one can figure out who the guy is?. We first thought that he was Brand0n's assistant, but later found that to be untrue. For a while, rumors surfaced that he was related to the Hun, or was the Hun, but that has since been squashed. He mingles with big players. He dances like Travolta in Pulp Fiction. He drinks and smokes like a mad man. He gets thrown out of clubs and then, right when you think he is gone, he is back on the dance floor owning the bar.

    Look for this guy to be wearing a PureCash shirt in Miami!

    Hans plots his escape route from Hooters to avoid the wings bill. He is soon to be seen sprinting down PeachTree street by several Atlanta attendees.


    No time is a bad time for shaking that ass in Atlanta for Hans.


    Hans mingles in the Hotel lobby.


    Hans and myself kicking it by the bar. I asked him what his secrets were, he would not reveal.


    Hans tries to teach Brand0n how to own a club.


    PureCash Luke, Brand0n and Mike AI try to hold Hans so that he does not fall. He asked the club to take the roof off because he could not be contained!


    Hans kicks it with Lensman.


    Hans tells GFY to Go Fuck Yourself for letting him own Webmaster Access!
    Last edited by Cory W; 05-08-2004, 08:41 AM.
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  • DR_PHIL
    Confirmed User
    • Oct 2002
    • 4099

    #2
    hehe

    Bob Eubanks

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    • <IMX>
      Confirmed User
      • Jun 2002
      • 2728

      #3
      His name is Hans, you just said so.


      Originally posted by WEGCashCory
      who this guy is?

      His name is Hans, he has taken to the scene in Atlanta, and no one can figure out who the guy is?. We first thought that he was Brand0n's assistant, but later found that to be untrue. For a while, rumors surfaced that he was related to the Hun, or was the Hun, but that has since been squashed. He mingles with big players. He dances like Travolta in Pulp Fiction. He drinks and smokes like a mad man. He gets thrown out of clubs and then, right when you think he is gone, he is back on the dance floor owning the bar.

      Look for this guy to be wearing a PureCash shirt in Miami!

      Hans plots his escape route from Hooters to avoid the wings bill. He is soon to be seen sprinting down PeachTree street by several Atlanta attendees.


      No time is a bad time for shaking that ass in Atlanta for Hans.


      Hans mingles in the Hotel lobby.


      Hans and myself kicking it by the bar. I asked him what his secrets were, he would not reveal.


      Hans tries to teach Brand0n how to own a club.


      PureCash Luke, Brand0n and Mike AI try to hold Hans so that he does not fall. He asked the club to take the roof off because he could not be contained!


      Hans kicks it with Lensman.


      Hans tells GFY to Go Fuck Yourself for letting him own Webmaster Access!
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      • Billy-HiRise
        Confirmed User
        • Nov 2002
        • 503

        #4
        Cory I know what you are talking about I remember hearing him say the club dancers were not doing it right and he got up on stage to show them how to dance.. I did manage to grab one picture as I was busy watching him dance so I could also one day be the man in the club !!

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        • Jace
          FBOP Class Of 2013
          • Jan 2004
          • 35562

          #5
          that is some funny shit....

          i need to hang with hans tonight!

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          • FunForOne
            Confirmed User
            • Nov 2003
            • 8704

            #6
            cool thread. I realize those were a lot of inside jokes I dont get, but still nice to see some faces to put to names.

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            • Chris
              Too lazy to set a custom title
              • May 2003
              • 27880

              #7
              wtf i thought brand0n was like 18 19 ... dude looks like he is pushing 50
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              • juicylinks
                So Fucking Banned
                • Apr 2001
                • 122992

                #8
                Originally posted by JupZChris
                wtf i thought brand0n was like 18 19 ... dude looks like he is pushing 50

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                • Lykos
                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                  • Apr 2003
                  • 31027

                  #9
                  Hell,who is he?

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                  • Doctor Dre
                    Too lazy to set a custom title
                    • Jan 2001
                    • 51692

                    #10
                    Originally posted by JupZChris
                    wtf i thought brand0n was like 18 19 ... dude looks like he is pushing 50
                    Is it brand0n ? 4 real ?
                    Originally posted by rayadp05
                    I rebooted, deleted temp files, history, cookies and everything...still cannot view the news clip. All I see is that fucking gay ass music video from "Rick Roll". Anyone else have a different link to the news clip?

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                    • polish_aristocrat
                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                      • Jul 2002
                      • 40377

                      #11
                      I think Brand0n is 30
                      I don't use ICQ anymore.

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                      • Chris
                        Too lazy to set a custom title
                        • May 2003
                        • 27880

                        #12
                        Originally posted by Doctor Dre
                        Is it brand0n ? 4 real ?
                        guy on the right is brandon


                        who would of thought
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                        • brand0n
                          been very busy
                          • Nov 2002
                          • 26983

                          #13
                          hans fuckin owns this show

                          and yea, im 52
                          want to buy this spot for cheap? it is of course for sale. long term deals are always the best bet. brand0n/ at/ a o l dot commies.

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                          • Cory W
                            Deeply shallow
                            • Jan 2004
                            • 9133

                            #14
                            Originally posted by brand0n
                            hans fuckin owns this show

                            and yea, im 52
                            Has anyone seen him yet so far?

                            Although these seem to be inside jokes, Hans is sure to be one of the most famous cats in the industry.

                            His affinity for partying is becoming legendary. Every room he walks in he owns. Every person in Atlanta knows him now. And still no one knows what the hell he does.

                            We are not even sure if Hans is his real name, rumor has it that Tofu just picked that name for him.

                            More too come from Atlanta.
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                            • brand0n
                              been very busy
                              • Nov 2002
                              • 26983

                              #15
                              we are workin on a "hans live feed" program now. more to come
                              want to buy this spot for cheap? it is of course for sale. long term deals are always the best bet. brand0n/ at/ a o l dot commies.

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                              • ytcracker
                                stc is the greatest
                                • Dec 2002
                                • 12403

                                #16
                                Originally posted by brand0n
                                we are workin on a "hans live feed" program now. more to come
                                i look forward to hans exploits
                                www.ytcracker.com | www.digitalgangster.com
                                i love you

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                                • Cory W
                                  Deeply shallow
                                  • Jan 2004
                                  • 9133

                                  #17
                                  Hans was officially named Webmaster Access MVP today by Lensman.

                                  More to come.

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                                  • brand0n
                                    been very busy
                                    • Nov 2002
                                    • 26983

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by WEGCashCory
                                    Hans was officially named Webmaster Access MVP today by Lensman.

                                    More to come.

                                    that was fuckin great
                                    want to buy this spot for cheap? it is of course for sale. long term deals are always the best bet. brand0n/ at/ a o l dot commies.

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                                    • Illicit
                                      wtf ?
                                      • Dec 2003
                                      • 11895

                                      #19
                                      I wanna be like Hans... He's great
                                      Insert Sig Here

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                                      • pornstar2pac
                                        Omaha Hi/Lo
                                        • Nov 2003
                                        • 17380

                                        #20
                                        who's Brand0n?
                                        Trump haters gonna hate. that's all they can do

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                                        • samuel
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • Mar 2004
                                          • 1986

                                          #21
                                          then, who's that guy?

                                          Samuel

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                                          • VirtuMike
                                            Confirmed User
                                            • May 2002
                                            • 2483

                                            #22
                                            Dude this is turning into VH1 Behind The Blow.
                                            Host it in AMSTERDAM at EUROTIVITY! - We also offer BACKUP SERVICES!

                                            XYZZY4L

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                                            • polish_aristocrat
                                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                                              • Jul 2002
                                              • 40377

                                              #23
                                              LOL, what a thread.
                                              I don't use ICQ anymore.

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                                              • smack
                                                Push Porn Like Weight.
                                                • Mar 2002
                                                • 10652

                                                #24
                                                enjoy your time in atlanta cory.
                                                Cry havoc and let slip the dogs of war.

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                                                • Billy-HiRise
                                                  Confirmed User
                                                  • Nov 2002
                                                  • 503

                                                  #25
                                                  I need more Hans !!
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                                                  • Marcus Aurelius
                                                    No Refunds Issued.
                                                    • Apr 2003
                                                    • 14809

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by JupZChris
                                                    wtf i thought brand0n was like 18 19 ... dude looks like he is pushing 50
                                                    Yeah. after the IM i got from him just after last months sig market I could have swore he was no older than 17. Told me I was pissing him off and I was lucky he "let" me into the sig market. It was good stuff, I rather enjoyed it. Hes a smart business man, knows that bad publicity is still publicity and if you have a product to market the more your name circulates be it good or bad people will check out your product, and if its legit, they wont worry about the negatives. So thumbs up to brandon. Many people hate him but he knows what hes doing.

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                                                    • dirtyone
                                                      Confirmed User
                                                      • Jun 2002
                                                      • 3706

                                                      #27
                                                      Holy shit this guy was a real piece of work. Somebody needs to identify him and what he does because you can't buy this kind of publicity.

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                                                      • madthumbs
                                                        Confirmed User
                                                        • Mar 2002
                                                        • 339

                                                        #28
                                                        holy fuck that dude is the reason my sides are still sore. ive never laughed so hard in my entire life.

                                                        did anyone get the royal badge treatment? nearly every time i saw the guy he would be walking up to someone, grabbing their badge, reading it, looking at them, snurling, throwing it in their face and then walking off like he was god ...

                                                        it was so fucking retardedly funny.

                                                        he did it to me and my girlfriend like 4 times.


                                                        While we were at eleven50, I sent my girlfriend to go down and dance with him cause every chick he tried to dance with left him.

                                                        VirtuMike has the pics ... so GET ON HERE AND POST THEM FOO!

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                                                        • Jason
                                                          Confirmed User
                                                          • Dec 2002
                                                          • 4287

                                                          #29
                                                          so how did he get booted?
                                                          I stay busy.

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                                                          • TDF
                                                            Triple OG nigga on GFY
                                                            • Mar 2002
                                                            • 27296

                                                            #30
                                                            every 4th word was fuck
                                                            Sig heil

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                                                            • GonZo
                                                              Confirmed User
                                                              • Jul 2002
                                                              • 3180

                                                              #31
                                                              Originally posted by madthumbs
                                                              holy fuck that dude is the reason my sides are still sore. ive never laughed so hard in my entire life.

                                                              did anyone get the royal badge treatment? nearly every time i saw the guy he would be walking up to someone, grabbing their badge, reading it, looking at them, snurling, throwing it in their face and then walking off like he was god ...

                                                              it was so fucking retardedly funny.

                                                              he did it to me and my girlfriend like 4 times.


                                                              While we were at eleven50, I sent my girlfriend to go down and dance with him cause every chick he tried to dance with left him.

                                                              VirtuMike has the pics ... so GET ON HERE AND POST THEM FOO!
                                                              Hans was running Kimmy Kims trim.
                                                              Pics to follow.
                                                              Assclown Bob Rice wants to BANG your credit card!
                                                              "I am putting the bastards of this world on notice; greed and corruption will always be met with "a voice made of ink and rage."
                                                              All the information above is my personal opinion.

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                                                              • BMI Lace
                                                                Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                • Mar 2004
                                                                • 16116

                                                                #32
                                                                Your Paysite Partner
                                                                Strength In Numbers!
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                                                                • Cory W
                                                                  Deeply shallow
                                                                  • Jan 2004
                                                                  • 9133

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Originally posted by madthumbs
                                                                  holy fuck that dude is the reason my sides are still sore. ive never laughed so hard in my entire life.

                                                                  did anyone get the royal badge treatment? nearly every time i saw the guy he would be walking up to someone, grabbing their badge, reading it, looking at them, snurling, throwing it in their face and then walking off like he was god ...

                                                                  it was so fucking retardedly funny.

                                                                  he did it to me and my girlfriend like 4 times.


                                                                  While we were at eleven50, I sent my girlfriend to go down and dance with him cause every chick he tried to dance with left him.

                                                                  VirtuMike has the pics ... so GET ON HERE AND POST THEM FOO!
                                                                  Bro, he was a fucking absolute riot at the club. Between all of us there, I have never laughed that hard in my life. You couldn't get a space on that upper balcony because everyone was watching him.

                                                                  You realize the guy got tossed and then got back in later...man oh man...
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                                                                  • Cory W
                                                                    Deeply shallow
                                                                    • Jan 2004
                                                                    • 9133

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Originally posted by toodamnfli
                                                                    every 4th word was fuck
                                                                    Man, I still can't believe he came to our lunch bro, and then fled the seen! LOL

                                                                    I thought for sure he was with you or Brand0n.

                                                                    Dude got up to go to the bathroom and then sprinted down peachtree street before the bill came LOL

                                                                    And then started dancing on the corner!
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                                                                    • PersianKitty
                                                                      Meow Media Inc.
                                                                      • Jul 2001
                                                                      • 7785

                                                                      #35
                                                                      First the world gives us William Hung..


                                                                      Now..

                                                                      Hans!

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                                                                      • Vitasoy
                                                                        GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
                                                                        • Oct 2003
                                                                        • 58202

                                                                        #36
                                                                        heh awesome pics!


                                                                        [email protected]

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                                                                        • Nobody Specific
                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                          • Jun 2003
                                                                          • 319

                                                                          #37
                                                                          Jason, you get him booted from the club and I walk upstairs and who do I see drinking again??? HANS!

                                                                          How about the next night? I'm standing next to him, order him and I a drink from the waitress and she asks him, "Are you Hans from the Netherlands???" WTF? This guy became an instant celebrity in one night!

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                                                                          • DaLord
                                                                            Confirmed User
                                                                            • Aug 2001
                                                                            • 3318

                                                                            #38
                                                                            Is that Hans M from Holland?

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                                                                            • Nobody Specific
                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                              • Jun 2003
                                                                              • 319

                                                                              #39
                                                                              I don't believe so. That name was brought up when KimmyKim was shedding some light as to who he actually was.

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                                                                              • Peaches
                                                                                Old broad
                                                                                • Oct 2002
                                                                                • 13933

                                                                                #40
                                                                                Originally posted by LukeM
                                                                                How about the next night? I'm standing next to him, order him and I a drink from the waitress and she asks him, "Are you Hans from the Netherlands???" WTF? This guy became an instant celebrity in one night!
                                                                                Cory and I were watching him walk around The Compound and "do the Hans dance" with civilian women and they were enthralled! I think Hans needs to have a "How to pick up American Women" seminar in SD

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                                                                                • Cory W
                                                                                  Deeply shallow
                                                                                  • Jan 2004
                                                                                  • 9133

                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  Originally posted by Peaches
                                                                                  Cory and I were watching him walk around The Compound and "do the Hans dance" with civilian women and they were enthralled! I think Hans needs to have a "How to pick up American Women" seminar in SD
                                                                                  You mean this?

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                                                                                  • Mike AI
                                                                                    Confirmed User
                                                                                    • Jan 2001
                                                                                    • 3624

                                                                                    #42
                                                                                    Han's provided more entertainment at a webmaster show then all of the Player's Balls put together!

                                                                                    We have discovered the porn biz's version of William Hung!

                                                                                    Han's can be as big as Dub Rubb and the Star War's kid!!


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                                                                                    • Kimmykim
                                                                                      bitchslapping zebras!!!!!
                                                                                      • Jun 2001
                                                                                      • 16015

                                                                                      #43
                                                                                      Hans likes ePassporte.

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                                                                                      • Nobody Specific
                                                                                        Confirmed User
                                                                                        • Jun 2003
                                                                                        • 319

                                                                                        #44
                                                                                        Here is proof of just how big of a pimp he is. This is one of the many girls he's picked up on his "60 Day Holiday"!

                                                                                        <img src="http://purecash.com/hans/cigar.jpg">

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                                                                                        • Cory W
                                                                                          Deeply shallow
                                                                                          • Jan 2004
                                                                                          • 9133

                                                                                          #45
                                                                                          Originally posted by LukeM
                                                                                          Here is proof of just how big of a pimp he is. This is one of the many girls he's picked up on his "60 Day Holiday"!

                                                                                          <img src="http://purecash.com/hans/cigar.jpg">
                                                                                          Oh Man!

                                                                                          LOL

                                                                                          This thread just hit "the next level!"
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                                                                                          • jscott
                                                                                            jscizzle
                                                                                            • Feb 2001
                                                                                            • 25418

                                                                                            #46
                                                                                            hans, the true definition of a P. I. M. P.
                                                                                            If you think tough men are dangerous, wait until you see what weak men are capable of.
                                                                                            - Jordan B. Peterson
                                                                                            Listen to Pomp tell why is Bitcoin important

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                                                                                            • Billy-HiRise
                                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                                              • Nov 2002
                                                                                              • 503

                                                                                              #47
                                                                                              Luke I did not know you and Hans were so close.. heck he is sending you his picturs from his vaction ???
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                                                                                              • Cory W
                                                                                                Deeply shallow
                                                                                                • Jan 2004
                                                                                                • 9133

                                                                                                #48
                                                                                                Originally posted by Kimmykim
                                                                                                Hans likes ePassporte.
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                                                                                                • Kimmykim
                                                                                                  bitchslapping zebras!!!!!
                                                                                                  • Jun 2001
                                                                                                  • 16015

                                                                                                  #49
                                                                                                  Originally posted by WEGCashCory
                                                                                                  I am an idiot and I will die a slow and painful death on the 20th.
                                                                                                  Yes, Cory my dear, you will.

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                                                                                                  • Bigfuck
                                                                                                    Confirmed User
                                                                                                    • Mar 2004
                                                                                                    • 4961

                                                                                                    #50
                                                                                                    Looks like this guys got pimp style

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