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macker 05-08-2004 05:27 AM

I'm in my Hotelroom waiting for a hooker to arrive - REQUESTS
 
Ok, so here I am... In my hotel room waiting for an hooker to come round and service me. I know there will be some of you out there with little prospect of getting serviced tonight...

So why not have me bang on your behalf?

Post here with your wishes and I'll do my best to oblige, you never know, if she's willing I'll post pics of my efforts :winkwink:

Jakke PNG 05-08-2004 05:28 AM

Let her fuck you with a strap on, take pics and hahahahaha *owned* on them with photoshop and the post here. Otherwise this thread is 100% worthless.

Johny Traffic 05-08-2004 05:29 AM

pics :glugglug

macker 05-08-2004 05:30 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by TeenGodFather
Let her fuck you with a strap on, take pics and hahahahaha *owned* on them with photoshop and the post here. Otherwise this thread is 100% worthless.
lol, serious requests only please. How about I get her to give my back passage a good old fashioned reaming with her tongue?

bringer 05-08-2004 05:30 AM

cut her up into little peices in the bathtub and store her in the freezer until i get there

TheFrog 05-08-2004 05:31 AM

double anal

macker 05-08-2004 05:31 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by TheFrog
double anal
:helpme but I only have 1 cock

bringer 05-08-2004 05:32 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by TheFrog
double anal
he probably doesnt want two dicks in his ass

Paul Waters 05-08-2004 05:33 AM

An *around the world* rim job/bj combo is always good.

:rasta

Jakke PNG 05-08-2004 05:35 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by macker
lol, serious requests only please. How about I get her to give my back passage a good old fashioned reaming with her tongue?
I was serious.

macker 05-08-2004 05:35 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Paul Waters
An *around the world* rim job/bj combo is always good.

:rasta

Thats more like it, I'll see what I can do. I hope she'll let me take pics... she's due in 25-30 mins :winkwink:

hova 05-08-2004 05:35 AM

Let her shit on your face

macker 05-08-2004 05:36 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by TeenGodFather
I was serious.
If I had access to a strap on I MIGHT consider humouring you for a laugh, but it'd have to be a little one.

macker 05-08-2004 05:37 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by hova
Let her shit on your face
Even that is too extreme for me.

hova 05-08-2004 05:40 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by macker
Even that is too extreme for me.
So you're not into scat??? Then just shit on her face........Or do some fisting and ask her to dance The Macarena

macker 05-08-2004 05:42 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by hova
So you're not into scat??? Then just shit on her face........Or do some fisting and ask her to dance The Macarena
I'm not into scat AT ALL. And if I fisted this one I'd break her, she's petite.

hova 05-08-2004 05:43 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by macker
I'm not into scat AT ALL. And if I fisted this one I'd break her, she's petite.
Then just ask her to dance The Macarena

macker 05-08-2004 05:44 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by hova
Then just ask her to dance The Macarena
I'm not with ya, whats the macarena?

hova 05-08-2004 05:46 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by macker
I'm not with ya, whats the macarena?
http://www.geocities.com/kevinvanvliet/macarena.htm :thumbsup

Have fun !

:glugglug

macker 05-08-2004 05:48 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by hova
http://www.geocities.com/kevinvanvliet/macarena.htm :thumbsup

Have fun !

:glugglug

:1orglaugh will try

Mr. Marks 05-08-2004 05:51 AM

Have the tranny hooker snowball you.

That should be good for a laugh:1orglaugh

macker 05-08-2004 05:53 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by papichulo
Have the tranny hooker snowball you.

That should be good for a laugh:1orglaugh

No trannies here.... straight requests only please. I'm serious, hopefully this time tomoz there'll be a few pics posted. :thumbsup

Digipimp 05-08-2004 05:54 AM

so can you hook me up with a room to stay in on my visit over there?

lilj 05-08-2004 05:54 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by papichulo
Have the tranny hooker snowball you.

That should be good for a laugh:1orglaugh

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

macker 05-08-2004 05:55 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Digipimp
so can you hook me up with a room to stay in on my visit over there?
For sure :thumbsup

ocho-ocho 05-08-2004 05:59 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by macker
Thats more like it, I'll see what I can do. I hope she'll let me take pics... she's due in 25-30 mins :winkwink:
hey, whats going ON now? is she there? any updates MACKER?
WHAT?WHAT?WHAT? show us the pics!

Digipimp 05-08-2004 06:00 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by macker
For sure :thumbsup
alright then hook it up and when i get there $10 hookers are on me

:1orglaugh

macker 05-08-2004 06:02 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by ocho-ocho
hey, whats going ON now? is she there? any updates MACKER?
WHAT?WHAT?WHAT? show us the pics!

Not yet, she's due. Her arrival is guaranteed, I'm not concened. And as for the pics, I'll have to make sure she's cool with it... I'll offer her a few extra $'s. I always carry my Olympus with me, fingers crossed. :)

macker 05-08-2004 06:04 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Digipimp
alright then hook it up and when i get there $10 hookers are on me

:1orglaugh

As long as you don't mind sharing! You can't beat a few beers and banging session with the boys :Graucho

macker 05-08-2004 06:12 AM

she's arrived! :Graucho

Jakke PNG 05-08-2004 06:14 AM

lick her pussy without protection. Hookers are clean.

kowntafit 05-08-2004 06:14 AM

Take it double anal and that'll do me. :winkwink:

Jer 05-08-2004 07:10 AM

So let's wait and see if he'll get the pictures or not.

Magg 05-08-2004 07:23 AM

OMG UPDATES!!!

DR_PHIL 05-08-2004 07:26 AM

he prolly got mugged

jimmyf 05-08-2004 07:41 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by TeenGodFather
Let her fuck you with a strap on, take pics and hahahahaha *owned* on them with photoshop and the post here. Otherwise this thread is 100% worthless.
:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Lykos 05-08-2004 07:47 AM

Pics?:Graucho

More Booze 05-08-2004 08:59 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by macker
:helpme but I only have 1 cock
noob

AnalProbe 05-08-2004 09:06 AM

Marry her.

zzgundamnzz 05-08-2004 09:09 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by TeenGodFather
Let her fuck you with a strap on, take pics and hahahahaha *owned* on them with photoshop and the post here. Otherwise this thread is 100% worthless.
You want him to do an LC? You must really hate him...


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