for the next 30 minutes, i'll answer all questions
 

now is your chance to get to know the good shit.


ask away

how many holes in a crumpet?

why did you claim to have fucked my mom?

she is fucking 56 years old.

please explain.

how many licks DOES it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?

honestly, it depends on your definition of a crumpet.

Give me a concret question please.

What happened to your brazilian date? :winkwink:

if it's gay asslicking motherfucker like yourself, <1 :2 cents:

She lives about 4.5 blocks from me.

Nice memory :thumbsup

Your mom is a whore, more than double my age.

Bitches like her are fucking a dime a dozen.

Grow teh fuck up and smell the roses, fucker.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh How did you know I love the ass!!!...man, I loves me some cock too though.

you must be psychic like Jambi and shit.

you dont know waht a crumpet is?
see pic

http://www.tongarashi.com/flamingo/potter/crumpet.jpg

ah, THAT type of crumpet.

in that case, your answer is 2

How many mexicans does it take to produce a sombrero ?

:glugglug

you'll fuck anything won't you.

0.

I have honkey friends that can do it.

bend over, i'll show you

How much have you made off of www.reality-porn-sites.org so far? :Graucho

how do you get all your pages ranked high in google

ok, so I won't answer ALL of your questions :winkwink:

a combination of relativity and page rank

these days, more relativity

You lied! :feels-hot :1orglaugh

How about this one: On average, how many sales do you get a day?

It's not like it'll be the end of the world if you tell. :winkwink:

tell ya what, take a guess, and I'll say higher or lower

125 sales day.

I wish :)

25 sales a day. :glugglug

5 sales a day?

lol, more than both.

2 sales a day?

how much do you earn in this biz per month?

50 sales! :thumbsup

sorry, your 30 mi nutes it up!

it's only been 20 minutes

bullshit, show me the math

ok so 24 minutes

26 minutes now, 4 to go

you owe us 6 min, you need learn math

kush is teh suck

until you post proof, your reply means nothing :2 cents:

12:17 - 11:53 = 17+7=24
30-24=6